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[baywatch]

It's about time you realized how much you need me, Moo. What do you mean that's not your name, it clearly is. Anyway now that I'm here, you better believe I'll need some things here and there. Cute girls, a higher statues, hmm Oh I guess my fiance as well. She needs a handsome man like me to protect her after all.

Now while you're over there playing with your little magic word box, I'll be over here admiring myself in this mirror. Thanks, moo.

-Hahn of the Water tribe

Comments

[ex_tessen852]

Wow. What a lucky girl. [So much sarcasm.] Who's your fiance?

[baywatch]

[ He chuckles and flips his hair. He gives her a flirty look.]

You probably don't know her. I mean she's cute and all, but she doesn't put herself out there. Her name's Yue.

[ex_tessen852]

[That was not who she was expecting at all.]

Yue? As in the moon spirit? [But... Sokka? Yue and Sokka were together.]

[baywatch]

Moon spirit? You crazy? Yeah okay she may look cute enough to be one, but she's just a princess.

[alesserequalist]

Aren't we lucky to have a guy like you to protect us.

[baywatch]

[ He gives her a wink. ]

I can do more than that if you'd like.

[alesserequalist]

[She flitches some]

Like what exactly?

[baywatch]

If you're lucky I'll let you watch me train.

[irohdisboat]

[And here is a Fire Nation general.

Judging you while he drinks his tea.]

[baywatch]

...! Fire nation! What are you doing here?

[irohdisboat]

[Excuse him a moment, just needs to put his cup down.]

Mm. Drinking tea, for the most part. Would you like some.

[baywatch]

I would never do anything with the enemy!

[would_do_quincy]

From the sound of it you would run off screaming like a girl the minute someone actually attacked you.

She obviously doesn't need someone like you, you tosser.

[baywatch]

[ Hair flips. ]

You obviously don't know who you're talking to.

[would_do_quincy]

Should we test that?

[And she'll just be pulling out a police baton.]

[baywatch]

What is that?

[fatherlord]

And how would you go about protecting your fiance?

[baywatch]

[ GLARING! ]

I'm strong enough!

[fatherlord]

Strong enough to face me?

[movesillegal]

Would you hurry it up already? It isn't like there's much to admire.

[The smug voice comes from behind Hahn where Tahno is seated and waiting for the mirror.]

[baywatch]

I got here first. You can wait until I'm done.

[movesillegal]

You got twenty seconds to move it or lose it, pal.

[arach_nerd]

Dude. Giant egos are so not in this season.

[baywatch]

...What is that ridiculous outfit?

[sifu_hotman_zuzu]

"Moo"?