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[chosen_gigolo]

 Okay look. I know I'm the sexiest thing on two feet but really. These smut memes have got to stop! What is your fascination with sticking me with guys, anyway?! And slavery? Really?

Don't give me that crap about it being a story and just "wait and see". I know what you've done to me in the past and it's my ass on the line here! Literally!

At least you're not giving me any more crap in the bubble. Damn that was a mess. Honestly I prefer the sex over that kind of emotional mess.

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[edgar_roni]

...why are you complaining?

[chosen_gigolo]

Because they don't have tits?

[edgar_roni]

Oh.

[He hadn't even heard that part. Everything after "these smut memes have got to stop" had been lost in a fog of envy and rage. A fog that cleared instantly when it came to light that women were being left alone. Women that Edgar could comfort.]

Carry on, then.

lmao I love your Edgar so much

[chosen_gigolo]

Thanks for the sympathy.

I'm flattered. XD

[edgar_roni]

Oh, come now. There is absolutely nothing wrong with what your mun is having you do. In fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

[As long as it frees up the ladies, yup.]

You should embrace it.

[chosen_gigolo]

Dick. Just because you're around doesn't mean they'll give you the time of day while I'm... uh. Otherwise occupied.

[Ugh life is suffering.]

[edgar_roni]

You sound pretty sure of yourself. Maybe they will, maybe they won't. You would never truly know, would you?

[Because you'll be too busy with dick, dick. >B|]

[chosen_gigolo]

If you don't got the moves, you'll never even be able to play the game, grasshopper. The hunnies will all weep for me until I return, of course.

[That's low.

And hilarious!

Shut up.]

[edgar_roni]

Who said I did not have these so-called "moves"? I've plenty of moves, for your information.

[But true, mwahaha.]

And I can safely assure you that if something were to keep you from them, all the world's women will not grieve.

[chosen_gigolo]

Then what was all that "teach me your ways!" crap before? You're a bad liar, King Pasta.

[edgar_roni]

It was merely an attempt to expand my already-impressive repertoire. And don't call me that.

[chosen_gigolo]

[El Oh El.]

Right, sure, okay, whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.

[edgar_roni]

Women. Women help me sleep at night. But I see you haven't been having that problem lately.

[trollface.jpg]

[chosen_gigolo]

Oh is that why there's dark circles under your eyes? Your bags have bags!

And my dry spell is because of my cockblocking mun! Not my exceptional prowess.

[edgar_roni]

I do not have bags.

[He may or may not be lying.]

You keep telling yourself that.

[chosen_gigolo]

Looked in a mirror lately, Edgaroni~?

[edgar_roni]

...I have. And unlike some red-haired, sexually-confused individuals whom I shall not name, my reflection does not frighten me so.

[chosen_gigolo]

I'm not confused! Where do you even got off, anyway?! I have a completely legitimate problem here! I got nothing against people who wanna do the two snake tango but that's not for me, yet I keep getting shoved into situations where I don't have a choice! How do you think I feel about that, Your Royal Jerkness!?

[Whelp. Good for you Zelos, you made your mun feel bad.

Also that frightening reflection comment? Not even gonna deign that with a response. He is fabulous. /hairflip.]

[edgar_roni]

Now, now. You mustn't lose your temper. I understand far too well how our mundanes tend to put us in the most uncomfortable and unwanted positions...

[Boy does he ever. That also wasn't a pun. Really.]

...but you cannot afford to get angry over things that are beyond your control, if only because it seems to encourage them even more.

[Fabulous. Right. You're not helping your situation, Zelos. If you're into that wild, unkempt fugly look, sure.]

/adds fellow skirt-chaser

[atailoftwoworlds]

Whoah....now I'm really glad my mun doesn't do smut!

/o/

[chosen_gigolo]

It'd be fine if it was ladies, but she has this fascination with sticking me in the worst situations with dudes! It's really starting to piss me off.

[skirtcladgunner]

Oh, come on. Like you didn't enjoy the idea your mun brought up to mine. [Smirks.]

[chosen_gigolo]

Of course that I didn't mind one bit, Hunny~

[skirtcladgunner]

Glad to hear it! You wouldn't want to break my heart, after all~

I couldn't resist.

[relinquishing]

[Well. He's not sure whether he wants to chuckle at this or feel incredibly uncomfortable.

Hrk.

He'll. Just. Stay quiet, then.]

[sketchingideals]

I'm sorry you have to go through it, too. Muns are really into that kind of stuff, aren't they?