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[hulk]

You know, uh. Most people-- Correction, most sane people don't get so, uh, giddy? Yeah, giddy over the prospect of somebody getting punched in the face. Or, um, various other areas.

Just saying.

Same goes for the whole, er. Being ridiculously pissy at the head of a massive shadow government type agency with a whole bunch of trained people ready and willing to shoot at somebody.

So. ...You might possibly want to get that looked at. Because-- That's not normal. At all.


Oh, and for that o-other stuff. It's only two weeks. We'll both get along fine without-- Without that. All right? So none of that now. You can spend that time doing, uh. Other things. Things that don't involve me getting kicked around like an old tin can.

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[hexappeal]

...so, are you getting punched or are you getting kicked?

[hulk]

W-well, I'd meant the tin can thing as a, uh, metaphor, but. Possibly both? I don't even--

Any time I ask for specifics, she gets all... Giggly. It's really creepy.

[hexappeal]

Sounds like you're going to get a manly punch to the face, B. Wear your bruises with pride!

[rockstark]

So does this mean we finally get to find out about your big green secret?

[hulk]

Unless Fury decides to go and... You know. Broadcast it? Not yet, no, which. I'm a little more than grateful for.

The punching is-- That's happening somewhere else. Somewhere where Captain America isn't so much Adele as, uh. More of a Motley Crue kind of flavor.

[rockstark]

... I didn't need that mental image. ... Either of them, actually. Now every time Steve comes on the feed I'm gonna hear Someone Like You. Which, don't get me wrong, that woman's got a set of pipes, but if they put that song on the radio one more time, you know what I'm saying?

[the_right_push]

[hulk]

D- Look, just. Just don't, okay, it's.

[ Drags face. ]

A-and let's not forget you were, you know, acting like a [ whiny as hell ] high schooler.

[stretchy_pants]

My mun is giggling at the thought of Steve punching you... but only because she has something similar planned for me. .....Sorry.

[hulk]

Giggling seems to be a thing going around with this sort of-- [ Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. ] They're, uh. They're real peaches, huh?

[stretchy_pants]

Yeah, a lot of them seem to find amusement in... inappropriate places.

I take it nobody at your game knows about.. the other guy? And that's where most of their amusement comes into play?

[hulkingbitch]

Wow, a universe where you're even less eloquent.

[hulk]

[ Initial reaction of 'Betty!!!' but then... Oh, not his Betty. u___u ]

Sorry.

[hulkingbitch]

[ nope, definitely not, or he wouldn't get: ]

Tch. From the sounds of it you're not much more competent either. [ her kingdom for a bruce who makes good life decisions. ]

[remake]

Oh my god. You're going to get punched by Captain America.

Oh my god.

[hulk]

Yep.

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[remake]

Captain America is pretty cool.

[ SDFLJKFDSKJL SORRY BRUCE.... ]

[therealgenius]

Jesus, you too? My mun seems to take it as a compliment every time someone kicks me in the face.

[Which is pretty often. He deserves it, though. Punching the Hulk seems like a pretty shitty idea, but.]

[hulk]

[ Well, it's Ultimates Cap. And when you think Ultimates, you think shitty life choices. I mean. Bruce looks like Steve Buscemi, come on now. ]

It-- I mean, it wouldn't be so bad, except where she knows exactly what's going to happen directly following said kicking, and then it's. I mean, I try to avoid that kind of situation for that exact reason.

[therealgenius]

[Dude, Steve Buscemi is a national treasure! It can't be so bad!]

Does the guy doing it not realize who you are? Because if he does and does it anyway, then he's an idiot.

[carbonite]

You called for a punching Shifty?

[hulk]

I'm not shifty, and no, I'm n- I wasn't calling for it. But it's planned. ...Tomorrow possibly.

[carbonite]

Is it defending Zee's honor?

[gammas]

I don't care if it's Steve, I'll punch him back.

[hulk]

Pretty sure the Hulk's gonna take care of all punching, but. Thanks for volunteering.