bullockhead: (sucks at flirting)
Harvey Bullock (EARTH-1) ([personal profile] bullockhead) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-10 01:30 am
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oh boy oh boy oh boy

This is new. Interesting scenery, full of... characters. Myself technically included, but I'm not splitting hairs. You think I'm funny, which is... your opinion... I do think you might be downplaying some of my more appealing traits when -- what's funny here? Not this username, that's just insulting. I'm much more charming and (I'll be blunt) in-shape than every other version out there, why can't you focus on that? It's an inside joke, isn't it? I only share a first name with that guy, any of those other comparisons are shallow at best. And if it's about my attitude -- fine, who am I to police what sort of "contrast" amuses you or not?

Get it? "Police." See, I can make jokes too.

Maybe I don't get it. But come on now. Sweetheart, I really think this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

Right?

Hello?
motherflocker: (Smarmy)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-10 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
In-shape indeed! In what nightmarish world are you so clean-cut?
motherflocker: (Just a moment!)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
The Mayor? Oh do tell, Mr. Bullock.
motherflocker: (Oh that sounds painful)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
If my talents in business were to transfer to politics, I would excel in that realm as well. I should hardly think I would be bad!
motherflocker: (The clink of glasses)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I should think that depends on your interpretation of "evil".
motherflocker: I hate getting hurt (Assault)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
And are you, ah, investigating that?
motherflocker: (A sharp smile)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I have faith in this Mayor Cobblepot. I'm sure he would hardly be willing to see that information break in such a way.
motherflocker: (Someday)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Only probably? You'll have to find better evidence than assumptions!
motherflocker: (Sometimes...)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but that's just the flavor of Gotham. I do hope you're not really going to ruin that.
motherflocker: (Truly tearful)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's part of her allure!
motherflocker: (Why how rude of me!)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no? And where did you come from?
motherflocker: (Truly tearful)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hollywood?

You poor little man.
motherflocker: (A sharp smile)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Just a little bit.
motherflocker: Look at that tux (Classy Motherfucker)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
It is when there's profit to be found.
motherflocker: (Just a moment!)

it fled!

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your television show? Goodness, that's delightful. Five seasons, you say? What, exactly, did you play?
motherflocker: (Quoting Casablanca)

it flew away like a bird :')

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds so trashy. I think I'm quite happy I've never seen such a display.
motherflocker: I mean, look at me! (The classiest motherfucker)

fly punctuation, fly!

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I should say not. If it wanted to catch mine, it would certainly have more class.
motherflocker: (Must you?)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
By hosting a television show, or does your resume include actual work?
motherflocker: (A disappointment to the line)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-07-11 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, of course.

My mistake. How thoughtless of me.
bodilesswarrior: (Default)

[personal profile] bodilesswarrior 2012-07-10 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Babs is just staring.]

...Okay, this is different.
psychoscopist: (What?)

[personal profile] psychoscopist 2012-07-10 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[What even the fuck.]

Bullock?
enigmaestro: (Shock and horror.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-07-10 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The GCPD is punning.

The GCPD is punning.
enigmaestro: (Arched.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-07-11 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
What is your world coming to?
enigmaestro: (Essentially the opposite of funny.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-07-11 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're still doing it.