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[cutesy]

What the dick, mun? Let me get this straight, I just got a happily ever after with my one true and you like send me off to some place to have another husband? That's sick! This isn't a lifetime movie! [ She worked so hard for her happy ending and this is how the world treats her?! So cruel! However, after a brief explanation that she wouldn't have to do anything with her new husband, her disposition brightens. ]

At least the place looks nice! All of the houses look really polished, and the rides are pretty sweet too. What's it called? Mayfield? I think I'll like it there, as long as I have Nick with me! [ She has no clue what really goes on in Mayfield. ): ]

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[overcompenslaying]

Your mun is separating you from your true love? That is going too far. My apologies, chica.

omg that pun in your name

[cutesy]

Well, they just explained it's not their fault. They just said that no one wants to play a headless boyfriend, so for now they're sending me alone but they're going to be looking for ways to send him in. [ Which is much more positive! ] I don't get how no one would want to play a headless boyfriend anyways! That's one of the coolest and most practical things I've ever heard of! [ Just... go, ahead, Garcia, ask her what makes headless boyfriends so practical. ]

thank you i was pretty pleased with it myself 8>

[overcompenslaying]

Hold on. You're dating a head?

[god why is he even surprised by these things anymore.]

Why am I even surprised by these things anymore.

[... yeah, what he said. he thinks he can figure out the practical part of it. HINT IT'S SEX EVERYTHING IS SEX]

That's tough luck. My mun would never even think of sending me somewhere without my Angel. Not unless she wants my boot up her ass. Maybe you should try the same thing with yours, eh?

i thought i replied to this already!!! || it's a fantastic name and very punny! || 1/2

[cutesy]

Yeah. It's a long story. Basically, it was either that or I'd have to kill my zombie boyfriend, so I decapitated him and put a spell on him. [ Smiling. Smiling. This is totally normal. ]

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[cutesy]

I can't kick my mun's ass! [ She seems horrified at the thought. ] They're sending me to a place with unicorns and sparkles and rainbow and candy. [ ...She actually believes this. ] Besides, they already submitted the application! And they had a lot of nice things to say about me! [ Along with the casual mention that she has no concept on why some things are bad, like, decapitating your boyfriend. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

... Being separated for someone you care for deeply is... cruel, to say the least, let alone being forced into a replacement relationship, but no matter where your mundane sent you, the former would be highly probable.

There are worse places you might be.

[cutesy]

You're right. I could be at, like, a Nickelback my chemical romance concert. [ Pop music for life! ] They explained that it's not their fault, they just couldn't find anyone that wants to roleplay a decapitated head that I'm deeply in love with! But they said they won't give up! [ Like mun like muse! ] The replacement relationship isn't actually a relationship. It's just something everyone goes through and everyone just ignores it anyways because usually the husbands are way ugly and no one likes obligatory marriages. [ Not zombie ugly, but pretty close! ] On the other hand, they said my new home life will be a lot of fun! And, I get to have kids without gaining all of that pregnancy weight! [ Best. Mom. Ever. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

... That's your idea of worse.

[... Well. He sees no reason to disillusion her as to how bad some of the game settings really are.]

... You seem a bit young to be married or having children. Though I suppose that does depend somewhat on the given time period of where you'll be sent.

Do you know who your surrogate family will be composed of yet?

I totally meant to delete that my chemical romance part, oops

[cutesy]

Well, yeah. A Nickelback concert is like, bottom of the barrel.

[ She can't think of any positive thing about that at all! ]

Well, I'm not going to actually have kids, but, I'm going to be assigned in the wife slot which means technically, I'll be a mom too! So, I get to have three kids without ever putting on weight! That's pretty awesome! [ She's not really sure about the time period so ignoring that question. ]

I'm not sure about all of the details because it's done by randomizing, but, I think my new husband's name is like, Travis Homerun or something like that.

S'okay. XD It was hilarious anyway, and I doubt Ishida would know either group.

[shiro_megane_kun]

A concert at least has an ending in sight. [And doesn't involve collars that choke you if you don't submit to a goddess' whims, or a horror-survival element.]

... I see.

I can't say I know the place you're going to, but if your new... 'husband' is who I think he is... I expect he'll be very pleased.

Well, then, just about any man would be, I suppose.

That's right!! Is Nickelback big in Japan?

[cutesy]

Yeah, but the torture is like, ten times worse. [ Well, she doesn't know either of those things! ]

You know Travis? [ WHATEVER LET'S FOCUS ON BRAGGING. ] You're right though! I'd make a total catch! I mean, I'm pretty good with fashion and family! And I'm really really positive, and I'd go to great lengths for any person! [ ....She's not getting what you mean, Ishida! ]

Enough to do a tour there? Not sure how much that says, though...

[shiro_megane_kun]

Well, to each their own.

[So he's preserving your... Purity. Be glad your mun isn't sending you to a smut game, Juliet. One night of Nickelback isn't as bad as two and a half years on magical sex-or-die island.]

I'm acquainted with a Travis Touchdown. We don't get along. Too many fundamental differences in our respective outlooks on life.

[Have the faintest of sardonic smiles, Juliet.] And modest, too.

Hm. I'm not either.

[cutesy]

[ She'd still take sex-or-die island, but she'd complain and make awful comparisons as she whines for someone to app her headless boyfriend.

She listens, sort of unsure about what he's saying. But oh well. ]

Does this mean that Travis is fun and exciting? [ ....Sorry, Ishida, she doesn't find you very exciting. ]

Of course I am! [ ....Not really. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

[He's used to being thought of like that. Maybe if you knew he hunted ghosts or has a chainsaw-lightsaber-arrow, Juliet...]

I'd leave you to be the judge of that.

He doesn't believe in justice, doesn't believe-- no, is afraid to believe in an objective sense of right and wrong.

But he is an otaku, and he seems to like Mexican wrestling masks. If you like that, or video games, I suppose you'll get along well enough.

[cutesy]

[ And if only Ishida knew she was fluent in Japanese, had a 3.4 gpa, and slayed entire hoards of zombies as a one woman army. ]

What the dick? Of course there are stuff that's objectively wrong! Infesting a place with zombies is super wrong, no matter how fun it is to kill them all! [ ....Well, he knows that now. ]

One of those Otaku guys? Does that mean he's like, fluent in Japanese? Like me? [ THERE ARE SILVER LININGS. ALL THE TIME. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

You hunt zombies, then?

[He doesn't look shocked or incredulous-- just curious.]

It's possible. It's equally possible he uses subtitles or dubbed material.

He'll like it, though, if you mention that. It is impressive. Do you know any others?

[cutesy]

Yep! I saved my whole entire school just recently~! Or, what's left of it anyways.

[ She drops the exploration about how Travis watches his anime. ]

Do I know anyone else that speaks Japanese? Oh! Only one! Morikawa-sensei! He's my sensei!

[shiro_megane_kun]

Impressive, or, at least, I imagine it is. I've never fought a zombie.

I actually meant other languages.

Your sensei must be quite proud of you.

That does remind me... Forgive me for nit introducing myself earlier.

I'm Ishida Uryu. It's nice to meet you.

[cutesy]

It's not really that impressive. I've been killing them since I was six months old.

[ She smiles. ]

Nope. I only know a bit of spanish, but I'm fluent in English and Japanese!

It's all right. I'm Juliet Starling! It's nice to meet you, Ishida! Do you speak Japanese? [ Yes, she must ask this question. At least it'll lead to a nice musing on what language they're speaking in now. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

... Your sensei began your training quite early. Even I didn't begin my training so young.

[He honestly thinks there's something dubious about letting a child, let alone a baby, near a zombie... But she seems fine in spite of it, so he holds his tongue on the matter.]

I should hope so, seeing as I'm from Japan. I'm fluent in English, as well [Well, assuming her original post was in English, he probably answered in that!] as well as Spanish and German.

[strawberryredgrave]

It's pretty boring, I'll be honest with you. This big event just finished up, so it's gonna be quiet for a while. There's plenty of alcohol to snatch up, but you'll lose all your shit when you get there.

1/3????

[cutesy]

Honestly, I'd prefer some peace and quiet for a bit. [ It really does beat her classmates turning into zombies. ]

2/4 or 5 sobs I'm sorry

[cutesy]

I mean, as long as there's fun stuff to do and I'm able to make lots of friends and there's lollipops and things like that! [ So in other words, not so much quiet, but plenty of peace! ]

3/5

[cutesy]

And this big event! My mun told me it was a festival or something! Was it fun?! How many rides were there?! The last time I went to a festival, I went on that spinning thing you stand on too many times and I got really sick! Do they have that there?! Could you win stuffed animals?! [ Yes. A question bombardment in the middle of inane babbling that just won't end ]

4/5

[cutesy]

And alcohol is like, the grossest thing ever. Why would I want to destroy my body like that?! It gives you headaches, and it makes your stomach hurt and you say and do things you don't remember the next morning! [ Much like Mayfield! ]

5/5 whew that was long!

[cutesy]

And you mean the moment I get into Mayfield I'm going to lose all of my cheerleading outfits, lollipops and stuffed animals?! [ She could probably out-no Darth Vader right now. ]

Oh man, this is great.

[strawberryredgrave]

(Why won't she stop talking? It gets to the point where Dante just...drowns out about half of that.)

It was a carnival that killed people...so it kinda sucked. It all left overnight, so yeah, no more of that shit.

Yeah, you'll lose all your stuff. You can get it back, sure, but only one thing at a time. About once a month.

This post is now diamonds. || 1/2

[cutesy]

[ A carnival that kills people?! That means?! ]

Do they really have no safety regulations to keep the park running even after fatalities?! [ I mean, how else can people be killed at the carnival! OH WELL... ] I guess that means the rides will be funner~! And I'll be able to preform those super hard cheerleading moves without being fined!

[cutesy]

Bummer! I lose all of my birthday presents before I even get a day to enjoy them! [ even though she already used most of them to slay zombies in risque outfits. ] At least it'll be like, a second gift from everyone when I get them back! [ IT MEANS THEY LOVE HER ENOUGH TO SEND HER A PRESENT FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, RIGHT?RIGHT? ]

[willdieforyu]

Looks nice...? Are you out of your mind? That place is a hellhole!

[cutesy]

What are you talking about!? How can that place be a hellhole?! Aside from the new husband, everything looks so great! The houses are all pretty and large, and everyone's smiling and people are throwing a barbecue every now and then! It's pretty vintage too! And, they have their very own candy shop! [ SHE SEES NO FLAWS WITH THIS. ]

[crownlessking]

What do you mean another husband? Funny, I don't remember signing up for any dog and pony shows.

[cutesy]

I never wanted to marry a stranger! This isn't some dumb shakespeare play! I already have a boyfriend who I love very much! I mean, I even saved his life and kept him alive as a floating head! [ It makes sense in context. ]

[yes_man_kablaam]

"Nice", huh?

Yeah, I'm sure. Every single one of these games is a unicorn riding a rainbow into happy-town. Leaving candy behind it.

"Nice."

[cutesy]

Every one of these games is a unicorn riding a rainbow into a town filled with joy and sparkles and candy?

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[cutesy]

This is the greatest place ever! [ Oh god. She's about to cry tears of joy! EVERYTHING A GIRL COULD ASK FOR! ]

[yes_man_kablaam]

Yeah, absolutely! It's not like they're based around torturing people and making 'em dance like puppets or anything like that! Sugarplums and lollipops as far as the eye can see!

[Gene what is wrong with you.]

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[cutesy]

[ Guess who has pig tails and doesn't understand sarcasm? This girl! ]

Did you really just say there are lollipops there? As far as the eye can see?

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[cutesy]

This is really the greatest thing ever! Having a mun was like, the bestest thing to ever happen to me! I can't eat too many though, or else I'm going to get super fatter! [ oh no! ] I'll just have to employ moderation then! [ Okay, now we're back to positivity. ] I have a 3.4, I can do this!

1/2

[yes_man_kablaam]

[Wow okay. Hold on a secon- actually.]

Wait a second. You... actually.

...Urgh.

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[yes_man_kablaam]

Gaaaah-- Why's every chick I know gotta be some kinda crazy!?

[He's not screaming at you, Juliet, more like to the heavens. Or script-writers. Anyway yeah GUILT time now and not the Trauma Center type either.]

Listen, sweetheart, sometimes you shouldn't take the things people say for what they are.

[cutesy]

At least you're never bored!

[ Too bad Juliet doesn't know that ): ]

So, in other words, I should assume they're lying? That's not how you build trusting relationships with anyone! [ SHE OBJECTS. ]

OMG ANOTHER LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW MUN :D

[everlastingpieces]

Ahahaaa...Sister Juliet. Your mun certainly picked an... aha...interesting place to send you.

AHHH MY SECOND FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!!! :D (after juliet!!!) ;w;

[cutesy]

[ Oh. It's you. She could smell you before you even replied. ]

Why is it so interesting to you? I mean, it has everything you'd hate. I mean, it's all suburban and organized and they have showers. [ Sorry Mariska, you are still the smelliest zombie ): ]

I'M SO GLAD TO SEE A JULIET, YOU HAVE NO IDEA X3

[everlastingpieces]

[Completely ignoring the hygiene comments, as always.]

Ohhh, you'll see...ahaaaaa. My mun sent someone else there once. Ee-hehhverything is lies!

[In addition to taking a damn shower once in a while, she really needs to stop drawing out syllables and laughing in the middle of words...]

SORRY I'M SLUGGISHISH.... sobs.

[cutesy]

What do you mean everything is a lie? A man said so himself that there are unicorns everywhere! And it totally looks like a nice place, without one of you undead douchebags in sight.

[ It's okay. Juliet just sort of tunes out those words. Mariska comes off like a bad walke-talkie to her sometimes. ]

[bodyless]

[ There's a worried expression on Nick's face when he hears the word "husband". ]

Baby, what're you talking about?