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[divamaycry]

So many angels here.

[A smile]

This will be fun.

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[malleusmaleficarum]

In what world does angels equal fun?

[divamaycry]

Mine. Their heads make wonderful wall decorations.

[malleusmaleficarum]

[Excuse her, she needs a moment. That's a hilarious joke!]

Oh honey, you don't know what you're dealing with if you think you can kill these angels. That's a good way to get dead fast.

[divamaycry]

I don't think you know you who they are dealing with.

This isn't my first walk in the park, darling.

[She threw God into the sun. She can handle his helpers.]

[malleusmaleficarum]

And you think it's mine?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Angels are fuckin' awwful.

They're only good for killin'.

[divamaycry]

And that is the fun part.

[What else is she gonna do with them?]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Huh. I nevver expected a human to get that. Your wwhole mythology for them is...wwell, it's fucked up.

Good to see someone's in the knoww.

[divamaycry]

I don't know about other worlds, but mine got it right.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat are they there?

[strawberryredgrave]

(Oh look, a lady with lots of demonic power. This'll be good.)

You look like the kind of babe who knows how to have a good time.

[divamaycry]

[Oh look, a handsome devil boy all to herself.]

I don't like to brag, but I am quite the party animal.

[strawberryredgrave]

I love me some party animals.

So you're gonna play around with a few angels? Hope you don't tire yourself out in case you want to play with a real man.

[C-c-combo breaker- angel side represent yo]

[paterpeacock]

My, myyy Cereza... I blame myself, really. Had you only grown up under a watchful, caring and firm hand, there would be none of this silly hostility towards God's finest servants.

Get out of here dad >:l

[divamaycry]

[Oh hell no.]

I don't recall inviting you here, nor asking for your opinion.

Young lady don't you take that tone with me

[paterpeacock]

Mm-hm-hm, my dear, sweet Cereza... what manner of father would I be, if I acquiesced to my daughters every demand? After all, it is as they say... spare the rod. Spoil the child.

I do what I want

[divamaycry]

Oh please. I don't have a father.

[A smile.]

I just don't like you very much.

And now Im imagining Loki bitching to Bayo about their fathers, and Bayo just slaps him around

[paterpeacock]

You wound me, my dear.

Pity it was not enough to finish the job.

B-B-BAYONETTA *A*...

[shiningascent]

Somehow... I feel like it's not going to be fun for everybody... Ha ha... ha...

o/

[divamaycry]

Its fun for me though.

[A smile.]

[just_a_mask_now]

...What is an angel?

My mun informs me that you and I may enter the same game.

[divamaycry]

Annoying, feather-headed, pests.

[A shrug.]

Some people think of them as spirits as well.

[just_a_mask_now]

Never heard of that sort of spirit before. Interesting.

[divamaycry]

No Heaven or Hell in your world?

[bettertopunchyouwith]

[Suddenly, some red-skinned cyborg dude with glowing eyes. Because i heard u liek punching out gods]

... Angels?