Voice Test

Jun. 2nd, 2016 08:58 pm
harbingering: (Default)
[personal profile] harbingering
Let's be honest: you do not have the time, patience or energy for me. Nice try, sweetie.
gotafever: (you can't be serious)
[personal profile] gotafever
[Bayonetta looks to be close to laughter.] You're telling me that you were stuck so long trying to get past this little puppy? If you didn't take a page out of my book to beat the next obstacle, I'd be ashamed to call you my mun.

Pity that getting weapons from demons isn't as easy for me as this Dante fellow makes it out to be, but I suppose Rodin has to pay the bills somehow.

Still, you're past the rather... disappointing second act, so now the fun can really start!
porta_abyssus: (Heh just fuckin' with ya)
[personal profile] porta_abyssus
Y'know, it's shit like this that reminds me why I kicked Paradiso to the curb. Humans and what they're capable of? Fascinating shit. Still, that little fox thing had quite a bit of power. Wonder what kind of weapon I could turn it into.

[There's a pause.]

Also, Bayonetta, I know you're out there somewhere. In light of today's special announcement, I got a drink with your name on it.

[OOC: Marathoning those movies and then straight into the Nintendo Direct? My day has been a hell of a ride.]
porta_abyssus: (Mmm... I could use a light.)
[personal profile] porta_abyssus
Heh, helluva show, I'll give it that, but I can tell the schemes of a young demon a mile away. If there's one thing I've learned from this place, it's that the human world is always a world of chaos, even without the forces of Inferno and Paradiso to balance it out.

I can understand why demons are involved with that sort of thing, but only a kid would think that particular area would need shepherding. The will to survive is strong in humans, more so than even angels and demons I'd say, both individually and as a species. They don't need the meddling of demons to keep that going. Besides, fuckin' with someone's dreams can get old real fast.
voluptuous: all uncredited icons are by me unless otherwise stated! (ღ rule number three)
[personal profile] voluptuous
Look at all the presents everyone owes me, and you put me to sleep for a little update. You owe me one, my dear. A large party, loud music, and I certainly don't object to a strong drink.

Give me some wine, a cocktail, or some ale. Mmm, most definitely.
porta_abyssus: (Heh just fuckin' with ya)
[personal profile] porta_abyssus
So... just because some idiot wrote a stupid poem about a fat white-guy, you're surprised to find out my role in the matter?

C'mon, think for a second. How many people you know could actually do something as crazy as that? I can think of three - maybe four - people off the top of my head, and I'm the only one that is likely to actually do it.
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[personal profile] menliketogamble
Looks I'll stick around with you for a while, love. I can't just let that little effort of yours writing down things about me be for nothing after all. Although for how long I'll be around is gonna depend on what you've got in your sleeve for me. There doesn't seem to be an interesting place to head to at the moment.
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[personal profile] menliketogamble
I wouldn't have thought you're much of a gambler, love, you don't strike me much as one.

Very well. Let's see where this journey's gonna take us and then I'll decide if I stick around with you.
voluptuous: all uncredited icons are by me unless otherwise stated! (❣ you can't stop the things i do)
[personal profile] voluptuous
If there's one color that doesn't suit me, then I'd have to throw out that adorable hat. White does look good on me, doesn't it?
chasercheshire: <user name=signontheline> ([...?] Temporary happiness is like ♦)
[personal profile] chasercheshire
Look, I'm glad you finally saw the new trailer but do you really have to put it that way? For the record, I've always been cool!

[ A sigh. ]

I know you're probably a little rusty and you probably have to review again but I'm sure it'll come back to you. You could also do with updating these icons. Just saying...

For old time's sake, you could just app me back in Vatheon, right? That doesn't sound too--

[ A pause. ]

What do you mean Vatheon's closed?! How long was I gone?!

[ And this is what happens when a muse lies dormant for almost two years. ]

Two years?!

[ Sorry Cheshire. ]
theurgetoherbal: (Default)
[personal profile] theurgetoherbal
Of course everyone loves talking to me. Why wouldn't they? I'm worldly, sophisticated, charming. Not to mention I'm ... well, look at me, darling.

[Insert pose here.]
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[personal profile] notapuss
Not a... Oh, come on, not you, too! It's bad enough I've got that witch spouting all that 'puss' shit, but now my sweet little mundane's gonna start, too? A man can only take so much before he runs to the streets screaming - and don't even start with all the weird fetishy porn you found on the web, because I don't wanna know what sick stuff goes on in your head.

Unless it involves a little role reversal... Oh. Right. You're not into that kinda stuff. Fine, fine, just keep it to yourself. Not like I'm bothered girls all around the world think I'm some witch's gimp, or anything.
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[personal profile] god_father
Ahh, it feels so good to be able to stretch my legs again. We must learn to appreciate the simpler things in life, my dear boy. Of course, it would truly be simple if that was all it took to placate strife. That is simply not the case, alas, but we must take care in remembering our virtues.

Speaking of virtue, it was your intention to select me as your muse for the explicit reason that I lack virtue... Like some of your other all-star cast members like the faceless terror claiming dark divinity penned by an author of feverish brilliance or the rubenesque chap from the Third Reich with the fascination for the warring undead.

A lesser man of faith would have been offended, to be associated with such... villains. Everything I do is for the sake of preventing further tragedies. That, and correcting the path that my blessed daughter, dear, sweet Cereza, has chosen for herself. There is so much she is capable of... if only she could see what father sees. Hmhm.

May Jubileus, the Creator, grace you.
paterpeacock: (How utterly fascinating)
[personal profile] paterpeacock
Hn-hn-hn. I would suggest examining your eyes, my dear boy- I am still quite dedicated to my exercise regimen so I doubt you shall find anything "massive" about my... well, features, so to speak.

But enough of such crude matters. Truth be told, I understand your choice to put me ahead of your other fathers. For when your other options are a mechanical pretender at divinity, an aberration so terrifying he destroyed that universes "God" itself in a fit of rage... and a poor mortal man, whom to this day will never know if the children he gave his life for are even alive in that war-torn hell, choosing the muse capable of celebrating this day as it deserves is a wise choice.

After all... considering the news that has reached my ears, my heirs are still doing ~quite~ well. I pray they will not disappoint me... and that they treat give my poor, wayward girl just as she deserves.
theurgetoherbal: ([02] Messed around)
[personal profile] theurgetoherbal
You must admit, it is a rather fetching haircut. Though I do somewhat question Jeanne's choice of hairdos.
witchtimes: ([cockblock] Eighteen notes to sing)
[personal profile] witchtimes
And you were worried. I told you there was nothing to be afraid of. All those rumors about it "supposedly" being a story of a daughter, or some odd child similar to me- you can rest easy now, can't you?

And yes, of course I like the look! It's my hair, after all. I wouldn't choose anything that would make me look any less, darling.
porta_abyssus: (Mmm... I could use a light.)
[personal profile] porta_abyssus
Don't act so surprised, buddy. It's always happy hour when I'm behind the bar.
theurgetoherbal: (Default)
[personal profile] theurgetoherbal
It's not really fair to go about comparing games like that, you know. Not that I'm one to preach fairness but you really ought to give others the chance to stand on their own.

Besides, I haven't the time to be continually compared with this hero or that. I do have something of a day job, you know.
paterpeacock: (How utterly fascinating)
[personal profile] paterpeacock
My, myyyy boy, do restrain your emotions. Let us look at this like rational adults, hmm~? It is not so strange that it has been restricted to one format- it is merely good business. They received the money to let the story continue, in return for loyalty to their generous benefactor. Such contracts are not uncommon in the business-world: I've had quite a few of them penned mysel~.

[If you had never heard sinister-sounding tittering before... welp, you have now.]

Besides, anyone who wishes to see the story continue should be pleased by this development- it was obvious to anyone with eyes that the former hedgehog-fund had well and truly dried out, so replacing them with someone far more succesful was a sound move. Sound indeed... our new friends have quite the intriguing set of characters among them. So many who fight for the glorious light... perhaps they will serve as good examples for sweet Cereza. I would particularly like an opportunity to talk to that darling princess about this fascinating 'Tri-Force'...