dear_mun | May. 29th, 2012

May. 29th, 2012

Ms. Mun,

While I appreciate the time and effort you've invested in this, I'm not entirely sure you realize the full extent of the trouble you might be piling on yourself. You're embarking on a professional career in a few month, aren't you? Overseas, in fact. I'm not certain you're considering all of the implications of the work load you're about to take on.

Yes, I appreciate the attention given the more... eccentric... nature of your other muses, but you're mistaken if you think you and I won't have our own problems.

First, the game. You don't even have one in mind yet, do you? That will be our first hurtle. Compiling lists of suitable places, taking into consideration activity and activity checks versus your schedule... It will be a lot on my plate and yours before we even reach the application process.

Second -- and more importantly -- you know I won't go anywhere without Tony, And while you may not, I do have experience with the sort of trouble Tony can and will get himself into. It won't be easy to stay on top of things especially in the sorts of places some of these "games" of yours tend to land a person.

Well... I can see I'm not changing your mind, but do me a favor? At least consider just what it is you're getting us both into? Please?

Thanking you for your considerations,
Pepper Potts

needhotchicks

C'mon mun, just pick one already. I'm gettin' restless just sitting in your headspace and not doin' anything.

bobbysfavorite

Look here mun.

I'm not happy you picked me after two douche bag angels. Why did I have to wait to be a muse? I thought you liked me.

At least you're looking to use me in a game now. Dunno what kind of game you're looking for, but I hope is like that adult one you stuck that damn archangel into. He doesn't deserve having time with those women, alright? Not when he can just snap girls out of thin air.

Whatever. Let's get this going. I have shit to do.

[ooc: I am looking for a game. I'll look at anything, but I only do DW community based. Sorry.]

butimnotastar

I get why you want to play me. I mean it's like me with Marilyn, playing things can be fun. All the work and research...

But you should take a lesson from me, munnie. Didn't you see how badly it all turned out? And now you want to take me from there? I know I've been bad, but I'm not that bad. I'm certainly not inmate material.

Besides, I don't want to be a member of chorus anymore. Let's face it, what you've got up here in your head is a lot of people vying for the leading role. Do you really have time for something else?

If you need to put me somewhere, then send me to that weird city. Didn't a friend of yours offer to put me in a starring role? And at least there I don't need to die, or be close to death.

And I'd be able to have a power. Me with a power, imagine how great it'd be.

Just think it over, you've got time.

tactical_alert

I do realize this was generally the basic idea even before real life got in the way...but I still protest against the idea of 'breaking'. If I've come out of everything else that's happened in that city already with a few mental scars and a distinct need for some psychiatric help (which, I shudder to point out again, I no longer have), then surely the latest development shouldn't damn well near put me in the looney bin. You don't even know how to introduce it, do you? Perhaps I should just speak with Ianto and get to know the Hellsing lot...

And now that you're planning on being active again, you should actually do something in the other city (and cave system, and post-apocalyptic landscape) you've thrown me into. I did want to find that flat, glance about where I could, and take the tube back as soon as I could. And...I should get to know more people. Somehow. You do seem to always find a way.

fallofwinter

Let's get something straight, Lady. This whole Winter Soldier thing is one thing - one seriously bad thing but one thing - but you're not making me the dead memory of my best friend. Got it?

This whole Shade Extractor dream share thing needs to be out the window. Kind of like that Stark fellow being tossed. You with me here?

...

Are you even listening?!

goodforonlyonething

I am Wreck-Gar! I have been enabled! [pause] What's 'enabled' mean again?

Current Mood: chipper

hotredhero

I don't need a chaperone. Things will work out fine the way they are. What's so great about having the whole set? You have me. That's all you need.

Yeah, I know you want to see some of the others up there. Forget it, I don't ask for help.

No means no.

bloodsporter

Not going to do anything with me? Is that what you think?

I have plans that are too big to remain in this limbo. Where's the fun in this? There's no activity here!

Come on, do something. It'll be rewarding. I'll entertain you.

hopsborders

And you're not bluffing this time, right? Wherever this place is, I'm sure it's better than the...first place you initially wanted to send me to a few months back. A year ago, even. Let's not speak of it again, please.

So. What is this place, Oh Horrible Mistress? ...Mmhm. [Reading all the fine print info yep] ...okay, I don't understand a thing it says but I'm glad that I'm not seeing the same words I saw in that other place that we will never speak of again.

Anyway...assuming you're not bluffing and would actually give it a go...I suppose we'll give it a go. [Like he has a choice.] It'd be nice to step out and be able to do something other than avert the stares from the others who take residence in your head. Maker, I've been here for too long. Saying that out loud makes me sound like a mad man.

dollfie

I want to see Vincent again! And Real Re-L, even if she's mean and scary. They have to be around somewhere, don't they?

If I am going anywhere, I want to go somewhere fun! Where I can play music and draw a lot and meet lots of people! And maybe find some like me, too!

...I will see them again, won't I?

justanothercop

You've got actual, real work to do and you're sitting around on the internet instead. Your priorities need some readjusting. Don't you have some apps to work on as well? I seem to have become the 'favored' blue-eyed boy in your headspace lately but honestly woman - you need to get a grip.

mektige

You think too much, and act little. Continue, and you may accomplish little of what you desire.

I would urge you to stop. Cease this mindless crafting. You have seen me in such big screens, write me as such and forget the books with pictures and the books with none.

sinews

Or we could go our whole lives never mentioning it again. How about that?

gothamsheir

Look, if you're not going to jump in with both feet, why bother at all? I'm not the kind of guy you take for a test drive. Your mistake was inviting me into your headspace in the first place.

Tell you what? Why don't you go watch those movies five more times and see if you're feeling a little more up to the challenge. While you're at it, think of a different user name. Even for Bruce Wayne, "Gotham's Heir" is too pretentious. [ Not unlike referring to oneself in the third person. In his defense, those last three sentences are mostly sarcastic. He's not going anywhere, and he's not letting his mun get off the hook so easily. ]

solisfilium

Hey, mun!

I'm really happy you've been seriously thinking about playing me somewhere. And I know it's hard to find a place, because it's a bit hard to play a five year old (sorry! I didn't write my history!) and you've got head-post-canon.

And I also know you're gonna start really trying to find someone who plays my father.

But? Leave it till July. Seriously.

I'm not going anywhere. Just take your time, and I'll be hanging out here--with Mom--until you've got the time.

Lots of hugs,
Jason

zerosdedgirlfriend

I can't say I appreciate the joke.

renegadephilosophy

Such a pity. You... have to choose me as your savior. Your rescuer. Your temperer. Throughout my life[life life life] there have been many peoples and persons and things to seek my advice. It's a shame that yet another one falls to the victimizations of society.

But worry not. With my guidance, you'll become as much better as you can possibly be. Just liked the sunlight allows you to bask in it's glow and to grow into a veteren of pain[pain pain pain]lessness, I, too, value (and construct) such a society where that's allowed to happen. So giddy up, mun, I... have work to do, impulsive fiend!

wolfking

... I ask, with all due respect, Lady Mun ... please stop playing that song.

For both current and future reasons, yes, as you are so fond of your timelines.

Are you also fond of wolf bites?

de_bel_survivor

"Kazuya Minegishi"? That's a pretty good name.

Hey, don't worry about my own name. I think people in Luceti would know me by my name over that one first, because I have a few years head start.

Beside, does Kazuya have a nickname or not?

[BEST PRIORITIES.]

We can speculate about his path later.

population_ctrl

And you were doing so well, leaving me be.

Please. Go bother someone else with your pathetic hobby. Or better yet, get a new one.

[Sigh.]

Something useful, preferably.

beautiful_apparition

So you've finally come around. And it only took what? Nearly 2 decades?

No I don't blame you. You didn't know you could contact me at that age. And more than that your access to my story was limited by that thing all children must abide by; the limited finances of a childs allowance.

I guess better late than never is an appropriate compromise in this situation. Really though. I would appreciate it if you could find me something to do. My stories have long since passed and I am extremely bored now.

nekomikoreimu

Really? You turn me into a Pony? Not a puppy like the other mun first said, but a Pony.

Why a Pony? Just so you can use these 3 pictures you found of me as a Pony? That's a dumb reason. How am I suppose to clean the shrine and drink tea like this?!

I am curious why there are a bunch of pictures as myself and others as ponies. Is there some sort of fan following of having ponies with pictures on their butts?

navyafterone

Er, yeah, except, I'm straight? No, really.

I mean, yeah, I kissed Kyle that one time, but only for a laugh! I don't wanna be his boyfriend-- I'll help him find one, trust me, more than happy to, distract him from the state of my room-- but, random pecks on the lips? Not the same as my whole sexual orientation, and stuff.

So, get over it?

And stop writing mental fanfiction about my "American college years" or whatever your weirdo head is doing right now.

sparkstriker

"There are something things in life you just do". Should have known you'd throw that back at me-- but you're not going to get anything done if all you do is walk and talk in circles and take breaks to play that "Minecraft" game.

Either get to your actual work, or start writing that application.

odette_rewritten

Greetings, Miss Mundane... If that is how I am to address you... I hope that we can have a pleasant time while we are together. However, I am afraid that I do not understand everything you have said...

What do you mean when you say that you wish to "play me as only myself?" I do not know who else I could be. I am Princess Tutu.

[She smiles, and it's all pristine delicacy.]

You do not have to ask that I fulfill my duties for you. I know them well, and I could never think of doing anything less than upholding them to the greatest of my abilities.

[A curtsy.]

ashtear

Mun, I wish you'd make up your mind already! Sitting in limbo isn't fun at all.

...Although, you could do with some more canon review. I'm just saying!

battleoverbroads

I thought you'd finally given up on doing anything with me, but here we are. You're amusing, I'll give you that, but it'd be in your best interest to let me go. Let me rest with my brother, mun, or I can guarantee you you'll regret it.

kirin_ja

Miss Mundane, I am quite flattered that you see fit to bring me out of retirement after these few years, though I'm not sure I'm ready for a game. Or rather, I'm not sure YOU are ready to put me in a game. You know very well that I like a challenge; in fact, I welcome them.

But you are not me, and I'm not sure you're up to the challenge. Also, I know you're concerned about my voice coming off as 'dated', considering we're in English now. That's why we're here.

Well, I hope this proves to be interesting; it's been rather boring all cooped up in there with nothing to do. Not a single target or a tall building in sight. I think I'll go stretch my legs a bit.

hymnotics

As much as I appreciate the sentiment, Mun, I have to wonder if you're realistically going to be able to keep up with things this time around. You've even admitted it yourself; you've got a lot going on in your life at the moment. Do you really think that you'll be able to keep up with everything if you return to this place?

I'm not trying to be a pessimist about this. Really, I'm very happy that you want to play me again ... I just want you to be sure that you can handle it.

Please, make sure you take the time necessary to make sure you'll be able to keep up. You've got the time to do that much, at the very least.

klutzer

Hey, mun!

I heard that you're gonna send me to this Cittàgazze place. Sounds like the start of a new adventure! What's this, uhh, "dæmon" thing, anyway? "One's soul in animal form"? I'm not sure if I get that, but it sounds pretty nifty. What're you gonna get me? I hope it's something cool!

Either way, start writing that "application" thing already! I know it's boring and stuff, but I don't want to be trapped in this "headspace" of yours for the rest of my life. The other guys here are pretty okay, but it gets boring if I can't go anywhere, you know? Speaking of those guys, one of them told me that this Cittàgazze place let you go to other worlds. One more reason to start writing that application!

C'mon, mun, I know you can tell that I'm super-excited!

mycamera

You want to do what?

Oh, no, I don't think so. That is a really, really bad idea, there, mun. That mafia game? I can handle that. Not exactly the greatest place to be, but you don't play me there all the time, so it's not as bad as it could be---But an actual game? Yeah, no, you can count me out.

sanctuarysoul

I...

I don't know what to say...

First my husband, now this?

I suppose all I can do now is to pray that they keep Adrian out of this..."alternate timeline" of theirs. I don't think I could bear to not recognize my own son...or the heirlooms that identify us as family.

allthecoolgear

I really wish you hadn't made me so sick for this event. I'm a Time Lord, I'm not supposed to get sick, even if it is 'magic pollen' or whatever it was Washu said. Speaking of Washu, she's not a very good nurse, is she?

Sorry, off the subject. The point is, being stuck in bed when interesting things are happening is not my idea of a good time, and perhaps next time you can make it so I don't feel like death. Or not make me sick at all. Preferably the second one.

bothourlives

....Wanting to see someone familiar around doesn't mean agreeing that I "need a babysitter". I can take care of myself.

Writing up tutorials and planning on that towel humming battle themes is hittin' on the fourth wall a little too much though, even for me. ~~Not interested.~~

alphaing

( courier cut )

magneta

You don't have any idea what you're doing, just as I suspected.

You know that I know better than this. You only have to listen to me to know that.

Don't presume to analyze my way of thinking, girl.

rise_from_ashes

Why would you pick me? I suppose you have a thing for damaged people like, myself. You'd think you would picked the Toph since your personality types are so alike. I guess I should be grateful.

Current Mood: confused

ontime

[In which the Hulk has been dealing with mun's bitching about new episodes getting postponed and wanting more castmates for days now.]

[He's not amused.]

You whine too much.

whipitout

Damn, woman. You haven't been this slow in...a good long while. What's the holdup, huh? Gettin' bored over here, y'know.

littlesthobo

*And suddenly there is a German Shepherd. No, he can't speak, but he looks eager to do something. They're high-energy dogs, you know!*

*BARK!* *WAGWAGWAG*

*NOSENUDGE* *BARK!* *Playbow* *WAGWAGWAG*

*Don't be fooled, mun, this is a hyper-intelligent dog. You've seen the show. He helps people, but blink and he's gone. Don't get your hopes up about doing much with this one.*

Current Location: Wherever my journey takes me!
Current Music: "Maybe Tomorrow" by Terry Bush

leftthenest

( Re: the most recent episode )

[Serious spoilers possible in the comments, so tread carefully!]

drivetothewest

I'm well aware that you miss that game.

I do prefer to know who I really am, though.

Seven ought to be okay on his own. It's been a while.

Current Mood: thoughtful

dont_die

Hey, so you decided to pick me up huh? That's cool.

[lights a cig]

So, you got something planned?....No? That's a drag....Well, that's ok! Just take it easy and, you know, just do what comes naturally, alright? I'm sure you'll find somewhere to put me....Hmm? Well, I'd certainly like to see my friends again but I'm pretty cool wherever.

[inhales and blows out smoke]

Oh hey, actually. If you could send me somewhere where they have some nice cold beer, that'd be great! Well, that's it. I'm leaving the rest to you "Mun".

metacrisisnoble

OI!

YOU! Yeah, don't you be ignoring me, sunshine. I don't know what you want, but I'm having NO part in it.

My voice is just fine thank you!

robin_of_lockesly

Well, for a whim of yours, this is certainly turning into an interesting adventure. Bear you in mind though, I'm not your usual sort of fellow! I'll have none of this 'pairing' nonsense, friend, my heart is spoken for. And eloquently so, I might add. You know, I say this as well: the best part may well be that she is about and none of my enemies are. Well, the traditional ones - I'm sure to find others that need a stern talking to.

There's always injustice about, and it won't always come shaped as a Norman, but you know that full well, friend. And you know, too, what to do when I find it.

Come along, old fellow, there's work to be done.

deifiance

Yes, I'm aware of the day. Truly, what could I care for human convention? Perhaps to those who live a mere handful of years it matters, but do not forget who I am.

This celebration that you insist on pursuing is at best, an exercise in futility. You would do well to turn your attention toward more productive endeavours.

Ah, but perhaps you need incentive. If this is the case, then I am sure I could oblige.

gotoagent

I don't find this icon funny at all.

... Don't make those puppy eyes at me. I know you're upset, but showing off my boxers isn't going to help anyone.

[sighs] Just work on the application. I'm sure that will cheer you up.

swipers

Nervous?

There's no reason to be. I think it would just be better if you focused on gathering more icons and just took it slow... step by step, I suppose. I'm in no hurry myself.

[ She's been dead for a good while, anyways. She doesn't mind much -- not when there's a place like this. ]

... Still a bit nervous? If you really can't focus, I'd find it appropriate to take a few sips of water, maybe eat a little.

Like I said, remain calm and rationalize.

[ Oh, Foxface. B( Can't you see I'll never be as -- er, calm as you are? ]

personification

How long has it been? (there's a bitter bite to his words, though all spoken with a soft, even affectionate, grin. he's been ignored far too long.) I had been thinking that we were done with these games. Remember?

(he gives a sharp laugh, but it's quick to die down.) I remember. I remember everything, but... (a slight inclination of his head.) that isn't the point, is it? This is supposed to be my new beginning, my clean slate.

Hah. It's not going to stay that way for long.

colombe

M-Mun-san! You shouldn't be thinking about sending me somewhere when you have so many other things to do! L-like, like, those school papers! I saw you reading something and it made my head hurt too and I didn't understand a word either! And your thesis...thingy!! Finish that too! You're almost there, right?

fortherefreshments

Right, let's cut the chitchat and get to the chase. They've seen this all before. You want a game.

That's one sick sense of humor you have there. I've just got two words for you.

Like. Hell.

liliqueen

Fraulein Mundane,

All of us are both happy and concerned for you. Your job has you excited and smiling a lot, and your depression seems to have lifted. When you even come to us you are full of ideas! It's wonderful for you to smile and be this excited by things you love again. It makes me really happy.

But...you still have times you sink into a darkness where not even the people close to you can be heard, and the one you do hear only feeds your depression more. Please, I understand as well as you do that it is for love, but try to take his negativity as more reason to be positive.

And please, don't give up on all your happiness so your critic believes in your sincerity when you work. What matters is that you are sincere, and I and everyone else do, and so do your friends.

Please take care of yourself, my dear Mundane.

thirteenth_brat

You're sick, Mun.

No, really, you are. Wasn't adding glitch Pokemon to that fan fiction bad enough? Now you're thinking of some of the creepy things that occur in creepypasta?

Bite me.

On a less annoying topic, yeah, it was a little upsetting, but I'm glad I did have that discussion with Xion. I think things are going to be awkward for a while, but maybe it'll help in the long run.

As for Lea and Isa, if you were expecting bigger drama on that thread, you got your hopes up. We're not going to see bigger drama involving those two unless we somehow get Axel and Saix as well. Do the rules of the game even allow it? They might, if you can have me and Sora or Kairi and Namine at the same time. Even though Kairi didn't hang around long...

Find something constructive to do with your time.

Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Iccirrus BGM - Pokemon Black & White

splendidpsychic

[Good people of Dear Mun, have a telepathic Splenden Beast talking in your heads.]

So, uh, it's great that you're actually doing something, and that you chose me-not the humanized me, not the alternate me, but me, good ole me-but...

This place kind of sounds like how Mosaic was before. We remember that I died in Mosaic before, right? I'd rather not get poked and prodded all over again and-hello, are you listening? ...This isn't changing anything, is it? Damn.

Well, at least it lacks crazy people from home. There's just...other crazy people to worry about. Such is the life of George, it seems.

mordidly

To what purpose does this ...voice test serve? There is nothing wrong with my voice - do you not realize what I am capable of.

What I can do to you. It is you who must pass my test, not the other way round.

oneofakind

All right, mundane, you say you're tired and low on energy, and yet you're here. Adding another character to the long list of muses you can't even keep straight. No problem, I'm nice and loud and ready for action! I don't want to sit around cooped up in your brain like I was at the south pole.

Let's go fight some bad guys!

blond_smartass

Mun, I know this is old story, but what exactly means: "I feel like I'm in the way?"

Cuz I don't get it. Seriously. I don't.

P.S. Shouldn't you be packing instead of prowling the communities?

P.P.S. Good job on not writing the essay :)

super_pecs

So I'm going to another version of planet Earth then because of that woman in purple? And I have to fight Evil Wonder Woman?

Since when is there an evil Wonder Woman? And why am I fighting her instead of the woman in purple?

evasively

I don't think you should worry so much, mun-chan! I'm really not that complicated. [ Except, that's a lie. ] You play my later self already, don't you? You should have no problem, then ♫!

Hmm, but I don't know much about this place, other than the fact that Kuro-tan is there. You don't know much either, do you?

[ There's laughter! ] We'll get through this together, then!

justlittle

Ho, Mun.

Enough of this kuso. You call yourself an RPer but you need to step up. I could be the strongest voice you've got you give me a chance. I'm not so short I can't see the googly eyes you make at those spandex "heroes." I'm also smart enough to know that it doesn't matter where you pull us from, it's what you do with us that counts. If you're not going to put me in that game you had planned for me, then pick another one, or put me in a meme. Point is?

Find a way to use my voice or I'll find someplace else to use it.

beatrices_tactician

I do hope that you are aware that I have great experience in sharing my mind with a partner. If I may point out a few tips, stop thinking so hard. It tends to make your thoughts much louder than needed and I can go without a headache. Also, yes if you must know my real name is Jericho Swain, no it is not fake.

[He reaches up and gently scratches Beatrice's beak, the demonic bird perched on his shoulder as normal]

Current Mood: amused

vampiricism

Oh, so now I get dragged out to play again?

It's about goddamn time.

onlyneedsone

What is wrong with you?

[What? I just thou--]

No. You didn't think. Thinking appears to be a state you're unable to achieve. If you could, then you wouldn't have made me. Yes, yes, 'you did it first'...

[But--]

You haven't even seen the damn movie yet. You're taking the two snippets you've seen of me in Iron Man and Thor and fusing them with every godawful movie my PB's ever been in. You even made a post about 'motherfuckin' snakes in my motherfuckin' office'. This clearly indicates your inability to form a sound thought. Frankly, I'm surprised you're capable of dressing and feeding yourself. You might require your own handler.

[Hey... that's just... that's just low, man.]

I. Do. Not. Care. And I swear to god, woman, if you tell one more person that I lost my eye in a Mexican cock-fight to a crazy-ass rooster named 'Bernardo' while undercover, I will toss you in that cell with Loki.

[....*beams*]

Wait. Rewind that. I will toss you in a cell with Wayne Newton.

[... You asshole.]

That's Director Asshole to you. And you're welcome.

ellen_ripley

Well you're not a suit, I can give you that; you also don't work for Weyland-Yutani and I'm fairly sure you're not a android. So maybe you're not so bad, after all I can forgive pretty much anything aside from those three and even there there could be exceptions.

But here's my question, what are you going to do with me? Not like there's a lot of work for former space freighter pilots, and I have yet to see one loader anywhere around here. I don't like sitting idle, it's as much fun as hitting the sleeper pods for a few decades.

Find me something or...yeah put me back out.

Something without those things, just to be clear.

supermonkeyball

Whaddya mean I have to team up with some pink, hairless freakoids?

slowseattlepanda

[Enter Peter the Panda carrying a cup of coffee. He drinks it.]

I think we have issues.

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