Recent events at Discedo...

[allthecoolgear]

I really wish you hadn't made me so sick for this event. I'm a Time Lord, I'm not supposed to get sick, even if it is 'magic pollen' or whatever it was Washu said. Speaking of Washu, she's not a very good nurse, is she?

Sorry, off the subject. The point is, being stuck in bed when interesting things are happening is not my idea of a good time, and perhaps next time you can make it so I don't feel like death. Or not make me sick at all. Preferably the second one.

Comments

[ofdrumsthesound]

Doing better?

[allthecoolgear]

{Just looks at you for a moment. Because. What are you doing here.}

[ofdrumsthesound]

Hey there, Doctor! Miss me?

[allthecoolgear]

...How are you not dead?

[ofdrumsthesound]

I killed Rassilon and his go-alongs and everything that tried to hurt me. *He grins.* I'm running off starlight half the time, but this body refuses to die.

[allthecoolgear]

...Huh. {He's just. Really not sure what to say to that.}

...You probably didn't need to kill them.

[ofdrumsthesound]

They deserved it. For what they did to me, for what they planned, for not being willing to save us from it.

And I was very hungry.

[crabbygenius]

Not a good nurse huh? Now why would you say a thing like that.

[allthecoolgear]

You dumped a bucket of ice water on my head. I realize I had a fever, but that's really not the proper way to treat a sick man.

[crabbygenius]

Then maybe next time I should haul you to the hospital and strap you down to a bed while treating you~. I bet we could have plenty of fun playing doctor there with all the nice sharp tools and needles.

[allthecoolgear]

Sorry, but I think I don't trust you around sharp objects. {INNUENDO. OVER HIS HEAD.}

[crabbygenius]

[...What is it with her and collecting boys that don't get innuendos. First Tenchi, then Crocker, now him.]

Really? I'm quite handy with a scalpel. Oh well, I guess I should stick to home visits and getting cute men out of their clothes and into bed.

[allthecoolgear]

Hey, I was sick! And blind! And hallucinating! Still am, actually, but we're outside that plane of existance right now, so...

[tardisdiary]

It sounds like you're getting in trouble without me Sweetie.

[allthecoolgear]

It's not my fault this time!

[tardisdiary]

I don't believe that for a second and you know it.

[allthecoolgear]

No, really! Well, okay, maybe slightly, but mostly it's not my fault! I don't conciously choose to become ill, you know.

[tardisdiary]

Now that sounds closer to the truth. Should I be getting jealous you're having so much fun without me?

[allthecoolgear]

No. I hate being stuck in bed. {Now he sounds like a petulant child.}

[redobre]

Oooh, missing the company, now? [JUST PROBABLY NOT HIS...]

[allthecoolgear]

Hey, I-
Wait, weren't you already here?

[redobre]

Oh, please tell me I don't have to hold your hand through this, Doctor. Or am I giving you too much credit?

[allthecoolgear]

Don't be daft, I'm not an idiot.
I just meant how are there two of you, of the same regeneration, in the same space at the same time without the universe exploding due to the paradox?

[redobre]

Well! I wasn't planning to give you another lesson in paradoxes, but if you so insist! [HAND OVER THE TARDIS AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY]

[allthecoolgear]

{Like he'd ever give you the keys to his waifu baby. He just looks at you, like 'how stupid do you think I am?'}