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[slowseattlepanda]

[Enter Peter the Panda carrying a cup of coffee. He drinks it.]

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[heinz_doof]

....Hello Peter the Panda.

[slowseattlepanda]

[Hello. Holds out second cup of coffee.]

[heinz_doof]

[Blinks for a second before taking the offered cup] Um, thank you.

So... You've well?

[slowseattlepanda]

[Of course. He's been assigned to another agent in Seattle.]

[heinz_doof]

[Fingers twindles on the cup] Good to know that's going well.

I didn't get a chance to tell you last time but don't ever foil one of ~evil~ schemes again, ja?

[slowseattlepanda]

[That's Perry's job. He understands now.]

[heinz_doof]

[sigh of relief]

How's the weather in seatle?

[slowseattlepanda]

[Weather. Really?]

[heinz_doof]

Well what else am I suppose to talk to you about? Any idea how awkward it is talking to you after that?

[slowseattlepanda]

[You replied to me. Your problem not mine.]

[heinz_doof]

well, I saw you. I can't just walk right past you and not say something.

[slowseattlepanda]

[I can.]

[sonofgoose]

[ANOTHER PANDA???]

[slowseattlepanda]

[Yes. He's a panda bear. Wearing a hat.]

[policehorse]

[And here is Maximus charging up to inspect this strange spotty creature for any sign of a criminal nature!]

[slowseattlepanda]

[You won't have any criminal nature here. He's part of O.W.C.A. and thus a good guy!]

[policehorse]

[Oh, good. He backs away slightly and huffs. No harm in checking, after all.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[No harm done. Want some coffee?]

[policehorse]

[Maximus gives it a suspicious sniff. And then a cautious lick--







--aslkdfhgg what is this absolutely horrific mixture? Are you trying to kill him?

[of_action]

[HE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN. JUST TRY TO SHARE THAT COFFEE.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[Okay. He won't. Dinner instead?]

[of_action]

[I think it's time we had a little agent to agent talk, Mr. Panda.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[He's going to foil any more evil schemes from Doofenshmirtz if that's what you're worried about.]

[of_action]

[No, he will foil the evil schemes. He has the foiling well in hand. Your services are no longer required, Peter the Panda, please go to a zoo or something.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[He's in Seattle. Isn't that bad enough?]

[of_action]

[HE WILL DECIDE WHAT IS BAD ENOUGH AND WHAT ISN'T WHEN IT COMES TO DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[And here was Peter thinking they were okay after the cuteness problem.]

[of_action]

[Sorry, bro, my mun hasn't advanced me that far in canon.

Although you're still on probation. You are a probationary panda.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[At least it sounds good.

So where are you?]

[of_action]

[Recently passed It's About Time, as a matter of fact.

And there is this uppity fox trying to get in with Dr. D he's had to deal with.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[No wonder there's probation.

If it's not one animal, it's another.]

[of_action]

[It's touchy okay :/]

[big_laundry]

Ah Peter the Panda...

wait. You're not even supposed to be here! I thought we got reassigned or something!

[slowseattlepanda]

[He did. Doesn't mean he can't use the internet.]

[big_laundry]

Stay away from the internet, it's a bad place. You know those Nigerian princes? Well they're not princes.

[doesntdomuch]

[It's been awhile, Peter.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[How have you been, Perry?]

[doesntdomuch]

[Besides being picked up after a year of nothing, he'll admit that he's had worse.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[Agreed. At least you get more screen time.]

[doesntdomuch]

[Who knows, maybe there's an alternate universe where there's a show that revolves around you and your owners going on adventures.]

[slowseattlepanda]

[Thaddeus and Thor maybe? Because that's always a possibility.]