recently became collegestuck in game.

[alphaing]

i dont know what the fuck youre expecting but im telling you now
you dont get to pass out invites to my darkroom like its the backstage equivalent of a troll rave
all that red might give rezi an actual reason to flip her shit
spiralling pirouettes of olympic proportions contorting around her googly eyeballs
christ no i dont want to deal with that

uni photography course requires decent coursework
kind of staple
just get me the camera in-game that i want and leave the difficult part to me
jesus i want to go hear davesprites slot at the club sometime this week
stop fuckin around and get my shit together

dont throw out johns movie collection

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[l1ck1ng]

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[alphaing]

how do you know i dont sleep with pictures of saucy pigeons under my pillow already
davesprite even
oh shit son check out those feathers imagine them all over your thighs
fluttery little temptresses of leg avenue flirting up and down in burlesque arabesques around these helpless ankles
its one hula hoop orgy here
you dont know pyrope
are we seriously renaming my boners the birders now
isnt that more appropriate for creamsicle me

[l1ck1ng]

1TS 4PPROP14T3 B3C4US3 TH3YR3 BON3RS OV3R B1RDS
1 H4V3 TO WOND3R WH3R3 3X4CTLY 1T W4S TH4T YOU ST4RT3D TO G3T QUOT3 S3XU4LLY 4ROUS3D UNQUOT3 BY F34TH3RS 4LL OV3R YOUR TH1GS
S1CK!!
GOOD TH1NG YOU DONT JUDG3 M3 FOR G3TT1NG OFF ON THOS3 T1NY P4CK3TS OF K3TCHUP, D4V3 OR 1D H4V3 TO JUDG3 YOU R1GHT B4CK!!

[alphaing]

i couldnt judge a eurovision song contest
thats how fair i play
god tier knight of eternally loitering opinions

[l1ck1ng]

1TS NOT 4S B1G OF 4 M3R1T 4S YOU TH1NK 1T TO B3

[alphaing]

i dont have to make those decisions
thats why youre around

[l1ck1ng]

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B3FOR3 R34L1Z1NG HOPY SH1T W41T TZ C4NT T3LL 1M OGGL1NG H3R
4ND TH3N 1D OFF3R TO L3T M3 L1CK YOUR MOUTH
*4FT3R* PUTT1NG SOM3 CH3RRY GLOSS ON

[motherfuckers]

:oO
Do wE GoTtA PaY EnTrY FeE.
LiKe sHiT, OnE MoThErFuCkIn lArGe pIzZa aNd sOmE WeAk bEeR AnD We gOt aCcEsS To dAvE'S ReAl lEgIt dArK RoOm.
;o)

[alphaing]

youre not allowed within five paces of that room
this is one of the rules im goddamned laminating and framing to hang on the door so it cant be missed
i might even sew it into your jacket like a scout badge taken to heart
makara free zone thanks

[motherfuckers]

YoU CuT Me dEeP.
:o(
WhY ThE FuCk nOt?

[alphaing]

because its a darkroom jackass
people cant just waltz in whenever they want
like hoshit daves incredibly important work is in there guess ill go throw some bitchin sunlight on it
scar the developing prints

[motherfuckers]

HoW CoMe rEzI GeTs iNsIdE.
>:o?