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I don't need a chaperone. Things will work out fine the way they are. What's so great about having the whole set? You have me. That's all you need.

Yeah, I know you want to see some of the others up there. Forget it, I don't ask for help.

No means no.

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I have been hearing this same wish from my mundane for months now.

Great. Let's put them both in a closet and lock the door. Maybe they'll find the magical world of No Whining in there.

... She is now laughing and saying something about seven minutes? I confess I seldom understand half of what she says.

I had hoped she would calm down once you arrived, but it has only made things worse.

You know, normally I'd actually like that idea, but I've decided muns are disqualified from having any appeal at all.

Why does everyone keep saying that? I'm not making things worse.

Of course not. Your arrival is definitely a good thing as far as I'm concerned. But apparently my mundane is never satisfied.

... And I resent her implication that I need help to look after my brother.

[Where "look after" actually means "keep him from destroying things".]

At least you and I agree on that one.

[He rolls his eyes. Everyone complains about him--even his mun.]

To be fair, he is a pain in the ass.

[Thor just sighs.]

He has always been...difficult. But he is my brother.

Yeah. And we just need to find a way to keep him from destroying everything.

I doubt he would destroy everything. He would be more interested in causing chaos than mass destruction.

[Not that that's much better really.]

Yeah, that's encouraging.

Yeah, we all know what happens when you aren't supervised Tony. [Okay so twice she didn't like the result, but someone has to be voice of reason right? God knows it's not going to be her mun.]

I come up with brilliant insights that no one else could think of and save the day?

[Oh, come on, Pepper. Not you too!]

[That gets a small laugh from her]

You do that in your sleep Tony.

You don't supervise me when I'm sleeping.

[See? It works. He's totally not getting in trouble at all.]

Well even I need a break now and then. [She's still grinning.]

You get compensation. I'm nice.

I thought you liked keeping me out of trouble.

But if you didn't get into trouble now and then would make my job really boring don't you think Tony?

You're the one that said it.

And no doubt you're already planning something to make me regret it aren't you?

Is Ms. Pots not with you?

She is.

We kind of have a diva situation and my mun doesn't trust me.

Is someone trying to take your spotlight?

Every day. You know I don't like anyone who makes a bigger scene than I do.

I do know. Just try not to blow up anything important while you're trying to get it back, okay?

I'm going to do what I have to, Agent Coulson.

Not going to lie. This is probably going to get messy.

What exactly are you facing?

Who.

Tony. [does he look like he cares for semantics right now?]

Good guess, but no. I'm not into fighting myself. It always ends in a draw.

[He's giving him the answer. Just not directly, that's all.]

... Loki.

[Have a humorless smile.]

Busy week. And I was going to go check out the hangar.

Remember the better Diva has back up singers, Tony.

... Not this time.

[shakes head.]

Well, I'm not there to stop you.

[Damn it, what's that look for?]

You couldn't stop me anyway.

[He's really your dad. Honestly you give him heart burn just like a son at lest.]

I know.

[Great. You give him guilt and insecurity like his dad, so you're maintaining the standard.

Also he's not joking anymore. As much.]

Do you have to be this much of a killjoy? I'm trying to keep things from going crazy.