Voice Test [Canon: League of Legends]

[beatrices_tactician]

 I do hope that you are aware that I have great experience in sharing my mind with a partner. If I may point out a few tips, stop thinking so hard. It tends to make your thoughts much louder than needed and I can go without a headache. Also, yes if you must know my real name is Jericho Swain, no it is not fake.

[He reaches up and gently scratches Beatrice's beak, the demonic bird perched on his shoulder as normal]

Comments

[tidal_trickster]

Birdbrain! Hi!

[beatrices_tactician]

Oh, it's the small little sea creature. And even though I do enjoy birds like my dear Beatrice, my name is Swain not "Birdbrain" as you so nicely put it.

[tidal_trickster]

...You let me call you that that one time.

[Granted, Fizz was throwing fish and Chomper at him that time.]

[beatrices_tactician]

[Swain taps his cane on the ground]

I believe by "let you call me that" you mean you shouted that at me, while your strange shark tried to take a bite out of me. Although I will let that time slide since I do believe Beatrice had a nice little seafood snack shortly after.

[Swain smirks under his face mask, his cheeks angling slightly]

[tidal_trickster]

...What? Chomper needs to eat, too! I bet you taste good to him!

[beatrices_tactician]

Well, I suppose, matters of feeding out pets aside, it is somewhat nice to see a somewhat familiar face.

Even if that face belongs to an aquatic life form from a race that is unknown to most of Runeterra.

[tidal_trickster]

I saw Rammy once.

Yeah.. well... your face is from a race that's unknown to most of Runeterra! [And he sticks his tongue out. Fizz suspects that Swain's making fun of him due to him not saying his name.]

[beatrices_tactician]

Your witty come backs are truly a measure to how intelligent your race is. And by Rammy I'm assuming you mean the mutated armadillo who likes to spin around at high speeds?

[Beatrice flaps off of Swain's shoulder and starts doing slow circles around him]

[tidal_trickster]

My race is much more intelligent than you Noxus people!

Yes! Rammy! What, you don't know how to say anyone's name? Me, Fizz. You, Swain.

[beatrices_tactician]

I'm rather busy keeping control of Noxus to worry about the names of people I only see in the Fields of Justice. Now if you we're more important to the glory of Noxus then I might remember your name.

If I come off as rude, just remember that even if I lack a name I have information on all the champions in the League, and I will always remember how to beat you in battle. I'm called the Master Tactician for a reason.

[Beatrice caw's loudly overhead at the mention of Noxus and Swain's title]

[tidal_trickster]

Ha ha ha yeah right!

[Fizz jumps up on his trident.]

I swim by all of your attacks easily! You barely even touch me at all!

[beatrices_tactician]

Yes, you are one of the tougher champions to counter, but it has been done.

[He eyes Fizz up, now that they are just about eye level, giving him a very studious once over]

Your energy and cockiness is both slightly annoying and hilarious. I'm not sure if I want to morph and eat you, or keep you around for your deranged humor.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz just grins.]

How about a snack?

[beatrices_tactician]

[Swain raises a single eyebrow]

As long as there is no poultry or fish involved, then I would be fine for a meal.

1/3

[tidal_trickster]

2/3

[tidal_trickster]

3/3

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz throws a fish at Swain.]

SHAAAAAAAAARK!

Re: 3/3

[beatrices_tactician]

[Swain gets up after getting hit by the fish, Beatrice landing back on his shoulder]

That was unnecessary.

[Swain morphs and stands his group against Fizz, loud angry bird noises coming from him and Beatrice]