AU Marvel Apes Speedball for an Exiles game

[supermonkeyball]

Whaddya mean I have to team up with some pink, hairless freakoids?

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[epicgeniusgirl]

Excuse, me but just because we don't have fur doesn't mean we're "freakoids".

I mean, humans did evolve from apes, after all.

[supermonkeyball]

No, the facial features and the lack of opposable feet means you're freakoids.

[epicgeniusgirl]

Technically speaking, we could call you a freakoid, as you're the talking chimpanzee.

[supermonkeyball]

Yeah, but you still have non-talking chimps. Nothing like whatever you are actually exists in my universe.

[thegremlinqueen]

Oh, yes. That's not going to get old. At least you're kind of cute.

[supermonkeyball]

I am pretty dang adorable.

[space_invader]

At one point I would have agreed with you, from a slightly different perspective. Or at least been just as comfortable in a form more akin to yours.

The 'paleskins' do grow on you after a while though.

[supermonkeyball]

Ah, right. Skrull. Forgot about that.

[space_invader]

Stuck in one body, but yes. Technically speaking, you're genetically much more similar to the humans than I am to either of you.

[the_one]

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[burnmythoughts]

You probably won't if you call them that.

[supermonkeyball]

Nah, I' m stuck with them. One of those team chosen at random to fix reality dealies.

[dr_thing]

Rather harsh words, Robbie.

[supermonkeyball]

Give me a break here. Whatever species you are doesn't even exist in my universe
I think I have the right to be freaked out.

[dr_thing]

Some, certainly. But not the right to be insulting. And given that your reality seems to largely mimic that of the rest of us, save for a more simian evolutionary track, we can hardly be the strangest things you have seen.

[brainiac5]

Humans are hardly hairless.

Furless, yes. And while their hair is sparse in density that doesn't mean much. Especially when any of your 'google' searches will yield plenty exceptions to that rule.

[supermonkeyball]

Thank you for the science lesson I didn't ask for or need.

[brainiac5]

You may not have asked for it but I'm pretty certain you're in need of much more than a simple science lesson.

[frog_of_thunder]

Those who fight for justice come in all shapes and sizes, friend!