Maybe Singularity

[hopsborders]

And you're not bluffing this time, right? Wherever this place is, I'm sure it's better than the...first place you initially wanted to send me to a few months back. A year ago, even. Let's not speak of it again, please.

So. What is this place, Oh Horrible Mistress? ...Mmhm. [Reading all the fine print info yep] ...okay, I don't understand a thing it says but I'm glad that I'm not seeing the same words I saw in that other place that we will never speak of again.

Anyway...assuming you're not bluffing and would actually give it a go...I suppose we'll give it a go. [Like he has a choice.] It'd be nice to step out and be able to do something other than avert the stares from the others who take residence in your head. Maker, I've been here for too long. Saying that out loud makes me sound like a mad man.

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[wilywilyways]

Ooh, look there! Another misfit for the merry band.

[hopsborders]

A royal misfit, thank you very much. Though I know I shouldn't expect any sort of royal welcome if I end up there.

[wilywilyways]

How's royalty working out for you, then? Any luckier with getting a say where you go?

Hm?

Thought not.

[hopsborders]

You didn't even give me a chance to answer!

...

[Folds arms BECAUSE DIGNITY. ALWAYS DIGNITY.] No. I don't. [Anora, ain't you proud?]

[wilywilyways]

Face it, Your Majesty. You're a Fereldan dog-lord just like the rest of us.

[hopsborders]

You know, that's actually nice to hear. Could you remind me of my dog-ancestry should I lose myself in my Kinglyhood. [Yes that's a word now because he's King.]

[wilywilyways]

Your Majesty, if you keep making words up, your wife may take issue. I'd like to circumvent a beheading for being branded a bad influence, if it please you.

[selfloyalty]

And what other place was this?

Hence the username. |D

[hopsborders]

[He did not just jump at the sound of his waifu's voice.]

Oh! Um. Right. About that. You know, it's unfortunate that you ask now because I honestly [honestly!] can't recall the name. I don't know how it is now but from what I can remember, it's a horrid place. Waaay beneath you. And me.

[It was the one called Dirty Vegas. All male. |D]

Is every woman here against me?!

[selfloyalty]

[of course he didn't he's just really happy to see her :|

and if she were able to read between the lines she would feel awfully smug and probably tell him it would have been a perfectly suitable place for the likes of him.]

I was just asking you a simple question, Alistair. I am neither for nor against you.

[sob best wife.]

But of course you'd forget a simple name.