looking for a home?

[gothamsheir]

Look, if you're not going to jump in with both feet, why bother at all? I'm not the kind of guy you take for a test drive. Your mistake was inviting me into your headspace in the first place.

Tell you what? Why don't you go watch those movies five more times and see if you're feeling a little more up to the challenge. While you're at it, think of a different user name. Even for Bruce Wayne, "Gotham's Heir" is too pretentious. [ Not unlike referring to oneself in the third person. In his defense, those last three sentences are mostly sarcastic. He's not going anywhere, and he's not letting his mun get off the hook so easily. ]

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[technetronic]

[Look, it is the better billionaire superhero.]

I don't know, there's something to be said for the pretentiousness.

[gothamsheir]

[ And Bruce is just glowing, isn't he? Try not to feel too jealous now, Tony. ]

Well, it's a matter of opinion, and I'm not sure I like what it says.

[technetronic]

[Screw you Wayne.]

[He spreads his arms apart.]

What's not to like?

[gothamsheir]

Do you really want me to answer that?

Feel free to ignore the brat...

[demon_brat]

>Tt.< Why? It's true.

now why would I want to do that?

[gothamsheir]

I don't need something like that stapled do my forehead. [ Everywhere he goes. His name, wardrobe, vehicles, girlfriends, and mansion do that just fine. ]

Do you like Demon Brat just because it's true? [ Actually Bruce has no idea. ]

Rogers, get out. By which I mean, YAY!

[demon_brat]

Those in Gotham already know, those outside either know or don't care, what's the trouble?

>Tt.< It's a fair enough warning. Most people don't pay attention to warnings.

:3

[gothamsheir]

[ Pffft. ] I wasn't aware I needed to come with a warning sign.

[ladyofgotham]

I think it suits you.

[gothamsheir]

[ Cue the eyebrow quirking. ]

That seems to be the consensus, which means I'm stuck with it. But who am I to go against what people want? [ Well, a few people. ]

[thedarkbutler]

I don't know, sir. I happen to rather like it.

[gothamsheir]

Do you, Alfred? [ Ah, it makes him smile. ] A few more comments like that and my mun might actually gain the confidence to go all the way with this.

[thedarkbutler]

I would encourage your writer to pursue this wholeheartedly, sir. Other than the late nights and a tendency to leave your clothes lying around you're a model tenant.

[gothamsheir]

You certainly know how to instill confidence in a mun. Thanks for that. [ How will Bruce get by with out his most trusted confidante? ] Just tell me you haven't been around here for as long as I think you have. Maybe we should send some of that confidence your mun's way.

[diana_abel]

Never heard of Gotham. Although, there is an area of Bete Noire called "Little Gotham."

[gothamsheir]

There are "Little Gotham's" now? I guess that says something about the city. [ It's almost painful to smile through his response.

[diana_abel]

Not that the city lacks for things said about it. They don't call Bete Noire the "City of Sin" for nothing.

But seriously, what's the big Gotham?

[deadliestviper]

God, mine does the same thing. Invites you right in then refuses to go full-throttle. What do they think they're accomplishing?

[gothamsheir]

I can only guess that it makes them feel a little bit "cooler" before they actually give up.

[deadliestviper]

That's pathetic in so many ways I don't have time to count them.

bruce brings all the billionaires to the yard

[patricide]

And telling someone to watch your own movie isn't just as pretentious?

[gothamsheir]

Considering my mun's watched both of them at least five times in the past couple of weeks, no, I don't think it is just as pretentious.

[persuadeyou]

Somehow, I'm not surprised that you and Stark are getting on so well.

[gothamsheir]

You know, us billionaires like to stay close.

[persuadeyou]

Especially when your favorite identifier is 'billionaire playboy.'