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[fertility]

You were wise in your decision, you shall be rewarded for this. But our goals cannot be achieved without our love, or one that is a suitable replacement. We require the code in order to further our plans. Find us a suitable specimen and the Gods will praise you.

Comments

[god_of_destruction]

I am not particularly aware of your plans but I'm not going to praise you.

[fertility]

We are not the one that needs praising.

[god_of_destruction]

Well I am also not going to praise your mundane for writing sex scenes between you and someone else.

There is nothing important about that. Nothing praise-worthy.

[fertility]

Such ideas are unneccessary to us. They are part of primitive human ideals. We are above them. We are Gods.

Eeeee. Hathor!

[squirrelhunter]

The hell're ya goin' on about?

[fertility]

We are Hathor, your goddess.

[squirrelhunter]

Ain't got no goddess.

[Hathor does sound familiar, though.]

[fertility]

We have been asleep for a time. Now that Ra has gone we are free to return. Your goddess has returned.

[squirrelhunter]

Ra? As in the Egyptian Sun God? [What? He reads books.]

Hell, everyone knew the Egyptians were crazy-ass fuckers. There's only one god, and I ain't sure even he exists any more.

[fertility]

Yes, Ra.

There are many Gods, Ra is only one.

Also, if you're looking for somewhere for her, Paradisa has a pretty big Stargate cast.

[squirrelhunter]

Well, 'scuse me if I don't believe in no gods.

My stargate muses are worried that she's here :P

[gothams_joker]

Gods, eh?

[He chuckles, adjusting his tie.]

Well, if I knew I was going to meet any deities, I'd have worn my best spats! Now, I'll grant you, the voice is impressive. Costume's a bit spare, but hey, who am I to talk?

[fertility]

Our 'costume' is of a purpose.

[gothams_joker]

[His grin widens, and he adjusts his tie]

Oh, so does mine! It makes me look fabulous!

[fertility]

A purpose of practicality.

[gothams_joker]

Oooh, a supervillain, then? Well, the whole 'god' thing gave that away straight off.

[He winks, theatrically]

Hope you're not considering Gotham, since it's an awful crowded market.

[fertility]

We have bigger plans. One location is not enough.

[linguistical]

Wonderful.

[fertility]

Our beloved. You have returned to join us; you have seen sense.

[linguistical]

Nope. No, I haven't.

And I'm not your beloved.

[fertility]

Have you forgotten us, our love? How easily we can get you to us? You will be by our side again.

[linguistical]

I wish I had. You can't get me to you, sorry, I know how much it must break your cold dead heart but you're just not my type.

[fertility]

Then we shall remind you. You will come to us to save your friends.

[linguistical]

No, don't think so. See, you're dead and my friends have bigger guns now.