on being talkative AFTER he's dead {abax}

[brolociraptor]

WHAT. I am not an asshole!

Nuh uh, nope, I am not, it's not my fault you were like 'bluhbluh killing Bradley will be fun! I should do it and then I can concentrate on other things for a bit!' Am I a burden to you, ladyface?

BITE MEEEE. You're lucky I'm talking to you right now, I'm totally offended.

Talk to the hand~

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Run Bradley! You've gained the attention of a god of death!

[god_not_goth]

You're dead?

OSHI -

[brolociraptor]

For a limited time only. I got munched on by some vampire who thinks the toy is part of the food portion of the Happy Meal.

[god_not_goth]

Oh the undead. I suppose that is still under my rule.

[brolociraptor]

... Under your what. What do you mean, rule?

[god_not_goth]

I am Hades. Lord of the dead.

[brolociraptor]

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HA HA fuck I'm so not ready to actually die, so if you could maybe like, raincheck that. That'd be great.

... Seriously I'll beg if I have to.

[god_not_goth]

Well if you're going to become undead then there's nothing I can do. You'll have a more permanent stay in the underworld when you die again.

[brolociraptor]

Wait - oh, I'm not actually gonna be a vampire, though. Haaaa, I'd be the worst one ever, no, the guy just ate me and left me for dead.

But I'm coming back! Not as a zombie. The city I'm in is fucking weird like that.

[god_not_goth]

Yet another one of those cities.

[brolociraptor]

Eesh, yeah, they probably piss you off with the uh, death. Thing, huh? Stealing your job and stuff.

[god_not_goth]

Yes. Though it isn't so much stealing my job so much as removing my domain.

[brolociraptor]

Well uh. At least you still got your whole... dead people place. Hell. Or the Underworld, I'm uh, not really super up to date on - that.

[gleans]

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[brolociraptor]

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Uh. Hey. Galen.

[gleans]

[ Have a PUNCH in the SHOULDER

and then a CRUSHING HUG

you ASSHOLE ]

Fuck you!

[brolociraptor]

OW! [ Except it actually hurts more that he made Galen suffer like he did.

:( he's sorry. ]

Fuck - I'm sorry, dude, I - [ CLING maybe he's getting sort of emotional ] Motherfucker got me quick.

[ Pause. HAVE A HIT BACK. And then it's back to hugging. ] The fuck you doing, drinking and posting, I should slap you in the face for that, beyotch.

[gleans]

Shut up, man, it's not your fault. [ Mmmyes this is... a good spot... he will stay here. Cling. ]

Gimme a fucking break, that's like -- the least of the dumb shit you've done while drunk. No harm done, right? [ Uh. ] No questions answered, either, but hey.

[brolociraptor]

[ It's okay, Brad will totally hold you, Galen. He feels SO BAD. ] Yeah, guess so, just -

Fuck, I dunno, man. I didn't see it like, for reals, but out here seeing you find me kinda was - [ He pauses, shifts, and clings a little more tightly. ] But yeah. I've done lots of stupid shit while drunk, yes, that is a thing. That has happened.

[gleans]

Dude. Shut up. Not your fault. [ Faceburrow. ] I think I can forgive you for not being Buffy. This time.

[brolociraptor]

This time. [ Pet, pet. ] Ugh. Like, I'm okay out here, but... fuck, waking up is going to suck ass.

[gleans]

[ Jabs him in the side. ] I know, man. But I'm gonna be there, and I'll have clothes, and like -- fuckin' -- coffee.

[brolociraptor]

[ SWOON ] Oh mister Howard, my hero.