Username woes.

[robuttnik]

You... mundane... Relinquish me of this username at once!

That... wretched hedgehog doesn't recognize the level of genius he is mocking.

I don't think you do either.

Comments

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

...What a handsome fellow you are!

[robuttnik]

I must admit that you are quite... marvelous looking yourself.

[Good God the egos on these two...]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

I'd tell you to stop the flatterrry, but modesty is for people without anything to brrag about! Ah-hah-hah!

[More like eggos amirite. Although this particular Robotnik thinks the other guy needs his nose buffed to get that extra shine to it.]

...oh my freaking gosh, it's SatAM 'Buttnik!

[waypastcool]

I dunno, 'Buttnik. I think it's perfect for ya.

At your service, SatAM Rodent!

[robuttnik]

Your ignorance will one day be your undoing, hedgehog.

It's funny because I totally have the username 'rodent,' too B]

[waypastcool]

Oh yeah? Well, your ugliness is totally gonna be yours, man.

dslkdjf

[cowardly_dog]

[What, cowering and quaking in his boots, no, absolutely not...] I-I-I am not to be thinking that any one is d-disputing your g-g-genius. This d-does n-not make you immune t-to b-being m-m-mocked...!

hmypinhkm

[robuttnik]

[Ahh yes, fear. This puts Robotnik back into a better mood.]

Perhaps the problem can be solved by roboticizing the lot who dare wish to mock me. ...What do you think?

everything was SatAM and nothing hurt

[cowardly_dog]

[What, roboticizing again, noooo thank you. One ultra-close call for the coyote of bad ideas is enough for him, thanks.]

Th-this may be solving your m-mocking problem, oui! ...Until those you h-have r-r-roboticized regain their freeing w-will.

[true_blue]

Hey now, don't complain. It's not too late to move on to 'Eggman'.

[robuttnik]

[HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE.]

It is also not too late for you to simply given in and be roboticized.

[true_blue]

[Sonics a-plenty!]

Robo-whatnow? Sorry, I don't think my insurance covers that.

[fakehedgehog]

Amusing how clever these muns think they are.

[He's not too happy either.]

[robuttnik]

[Another hedgehog?!

...But wait. This one seems... different somehow.]

The cleverness this mundane holds cannot match my own intellect, no matter how much he may think it can.

[notshadowfever]

Tell me about it. You build one lousy invention and the muns never leave you alone!

[robuttnik]

None of our inventions are lousy, my dear self.

That wretched hedgehog seems to simply overcome them, due to... unexpected failure from Snively.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I detect a 97% chance that my mundane cannot breath due to exaggerated giggling.

[robuttnik]

If your mun is giggling over this, perhaps they should... suffocate to death.

[arach_nerd]

Hey, could be worse. They could've taken advantage of the fact that you look like a Weeble.

Or, y'know, a Conehead.

[robuttnik]

[Oh Spidey, you make Robotnik rage just as much as Sonic.]

The only one here with a conehead, that is to say an empty one, is you.

[tree_puncher]

I think usernames like either that are hated, a reference to something about the Muse, and/or a pun is some type of rule when it comes this place.

I mean look at mine. I do a lot more then punch trees in the Realm of Minecraft, it's only the start yet boom that's my username.

[robuttnik]

The realm of Minecraft?

[Translated: A realm Robotnik can conquer?]

[royalnova]

[That wretched hedgehog, huh...]

I think he recognizes it perfectly well. Whether or not he cares or not is something else entirely, 'Eggman'.

[kicks_silver]

[ Shadow folds his arms. ]

Another version of the Doctor. You're more varied in appearance than Sonic.

[letsdoit2it]

[Stifles a snicker.]

Made even more enemies, Julian?