canon: Chronicle

[conclusion]

Hey, eyes over here!

Look, you need to set some rules for yourself before you go doing anything. Even if you're excited, you don't know what you're doing! I mean, usually I'd be behind this all the way but things are different now. Do you get that? Just hear me out on that.

.. And quit trying to cheer me up with that icon. It's cute, I'll give you that.

Why wouldn't it be?

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[squirrelhunter]

That's assuming these guys listen.

[conclusion]

Oh, you of little faith. [He raises his hands, shrugs.]

Won't know until you try.

[squirrelhunter]

All I know is this mun guy's an asshole. Mine, anyway.

[conclusion]

No, no I get where you're coming from. Mine doesn't seem to be sunshine and rainbows either.

Think I'm in the same boat as you.

[squirrelhunter]

Yeah, so good luck with dealin' with 'em.

Mine's gonna get an arrow in his ass first chance I get.

[conclusion]

Thanks, you too.

An arrow? Kind of medieval, don't you think?

[squirrelhunter]

Works against Walkers, I'd imagine it'd work against smartasses.

Kinda don't want him to die, anyway. If I use a gun, might be tempted.

[conclusion]

What are Walkers?

And what about a good hit on the head? That works, sometimes.

[squirrelhunter]

The walkin' dead.

[It's as simple as that.]

I s'pose, but it'll be more fun to shoot him in the ass.

[conclusion]

... Zombies? For real, man?

What're you gonna do after you get him?

[squirrelhunter]

People call 'em zombies.

We're gonna sit down an' have us a nice chat.

[conclusion]

Walking dead sounds better to you, I guess. [A shrug.]

... With the arrow still in his ass?

[squirrelhunter]

Hell, yeah. Ain't gonna know I'm serious, otherwise.

Maaaaaaaaaaatt

[anapexpredator]

I told mine I just wanted to be left alone.

Andreeeewww

[conclusion]

[asldkj how talk again]

A-Andrew! .. No luck, huh?

COUSIN!

[anapexpredator]

[Mun goes *wibble.* Andrew knows what you did.]

No.

Well- uh, she hasn't thrown me into any communities yet.

bb cousin sob

[conclusion]

[Matt knows what he did too so you can understand the awkward / relief feeling he has right now please]

Yeah? She doesn't plan to, does she?

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[anapexpredator]

[Well, he's talking to you. That's a good sign right?]

She does.

didn't see anything it's all good o/

[conclusion]

[It should be! It makes him a little worried but hey, he doesn't see hostile right now.]

You don't want her to, right? I'm on your side for this one.

Oh. Good

[anapexpredator]

No. I've told her this. She's been quiet about it too; I don't like it and I don't know if she's going to go through with it or not.[There's that hostility.]

[conclusion]

[... oh damnit.]

She's not talking to you about it? How've you been... taking it?

[anapexpredator]

How do you think? [The anger is becoming less subtle now.]

[conclusion]

[He's quiet at that. Andrew you are tearing this family apart-- oh wait]

Andrew. You have to keep your cool.

[anapexpredator]

And what if I don't? You going to stop me? Again.

why don't I have threatening icons hjkhsd

[conclusion]

—Andrew.

We don't have to do this.