dear_mun | Mar. 10th, 2012

Mar. 10th, 2012

bitchslappedbylight

Think ya a real funny one, don'tcha mun?

holeintheforce

I thought we discussed this Mundane. It is better for all parties if I am not social and avoid companionship. Why are you insisting in throwing me in situations which require both? Is the word of the Jedi Masters not enough for you?

There is a reason I am in exile.

vainqueurdeluxe

You're cute, you know. Thinking you can ship me off somewhere and I'll be perfectly fine with it.

And the least you could do is send me somewhere other than home. I've heard there are many games out there, so why choose one that doesn't change a thing for me?

It's almost perverse, really.

totallyhisniece

( cut for the slightest of spoilers )

princess_allura

Lady Mundane,

Must we go through this again? My place is not here, it is with my people and my team. I have a duty to them, all of them. I need to be with them and they need their Princess and pilot back.

Thank you.

Princess Allura

(Canon is Voltron, I am weak to muses, so weak.)

mousery

Hey, mun.

How about getting your act together? [ Her arms cross against her chest , bobs of white brushing against her cheeks . ]

You claim you love me, but you pay attention to the other girl much more than you do me. Hmph, how stupid, she'll never be a star like me!

[ She turns to the side , tail coiling around her leg . ]

You better find somewhere for me to go, and quick! I'm getting tired of sitting around in head space like... some lazy lug!

staying

Hoh.

Is it ambition, truly, which brings you to this? Consider that even the smallest of rituals must have some substance to spin magic into being! Leaving one game unfinished to begin another—apprentices especially lack the grace to carry off such things, you see? Expecting any reward in this sort of venture—your luck would be better in searching for a faithful man, or brewing finest tea from mud!

If you begged, perhaps, and tuned your ear to listen for my words above all others... then a miracle might appear to grant you success! Look, here—I'll even set a time limit to stir your thoughts for inspiration. Reeaaadyyyy? Six... five... four...

bravely

What else was I to do, mundane?

He made his choice. If there is a thing nearly as terrible as being unloved, it is to be disbelieved.

I suppose I'll go home. Perhaps seeing the world will happen after all.

averyimportantman

Well.

I certainly hope that you're happy. At least one of us should be having some sort of fun from all these yeeears of imprisonment. So, did you have any sort of plan in mind this time around?

Oh, no, of course not, no; that would imply that you thought before you did this, right. Forgive me if I've forgotten who I'm dealing with here-- it has, after all, been years.

nothingtodowithmynose

What do ya mean, ya guess I've already made enough bad life choices?

More importantly, why did ya dream about me bein' in love wit' my clone? Dat... Ain't right.

the_white_goddess

( Potential spoilers for Skyward Sword? )

truffulacide

You know, this...is actually kinda cool. Don't get me wrong; this place smells worse than my sock drawer and it's teaming with weirdos that make Mustache look normal, but at least you can tell it won't be boring. Throw in a bag of marshmallows and I might even overlook the fact that this is technically kidnapping.

[...]

- Don't give me that look. It's not even flagrant bribery! It's so - unflagrant that it might as well be charity! Good will from you to me. Mostly from you.

ninjainviolet

Okay, after a year of having me in a DR, you decide to suddenly find a game for me? I mean, I'm thrilled, but I know you--you have more than just one game in mind for me, don't you?

Well, whichever you decide, you'd better start getting those reserves and apps ready because really, I'd like a change of scenery, you know....

allthatmatters

No.

I survived one post-apocalyptic hell hole already, I am not doing it again. I'm sure as hell not leaving Angel and Connor and Dez behind. ...And Gwen.

I don't care if I get to fight a dinosaur.

unstolenjewel

Oi! Ain't it been about time ya let me back out there to muck around some? Ya make it sound like it's so hard to get me voice right or somethin'.

[....]

...Wassat supposed to mean? If ya got somethin' to say, just say it!

Well, whatever. Hurry up an' find a good place for me, yea? Let's set some ground rules for makin' yer final pick. No schools or nuthin' boring like that! An' no prisons or loony bins, since you an' me both know that kinda thing can't keep me. Try to find someplace with a lotta fat wallets an' booty ripe for the pickin'.

Yea, that'd do it, I think.

Oi, one last thing 'fore I let ya go. Don't snag me from the whole stabbin' thing, yea? Ya can't expect me to show up someplace with a wound in me gut searchin' for a trace o' sympathy healin' right off the bat. It just ain't becomin' of a great thief like yours truly! I got me reputation to think about!

Now quit daydreamin' an' get to it!

dedisco

Miss... Mun? I know I'm not who you were hoping for, but I can be useful too! And ... about the other thing. Don't worry so much, Cate will figure it out. ~~She has to~~ She's so smart, she can fix anything. And she promised.

( tess realizes she's not helping much, and a moment later the spoons near mrs. o'hare's stove have turned into daffodils. see? even cate hasn't mastered silent spellwork yet! )

[ooc: canon is born wicked/the cahill witch chronicles. idek what i'm doing but welp.]

meanlook

Yeah, yeah. You got me in. Big deal. Let the stupid begin.

... and tell your friend's N to stop worrying about me, already. I can handle a few snobby prep school idiots even without Pokemon.

1000_faces

Hahaha. Are you so surprised?

Come now, don't be shy.

After all, it's not as if I'm especially "new" to you. I've known you for a very, very long time.

Just relax. I'm more than capable of taking the lead.

...we'll have some fun together, you and I.

decaptivating

In the end, you chose the tower.

Ho ho ho ho, how interesting. If I do get accepted with the application you're working on...I can only speculate why the tower's administrators would choose to save me.

bestfreedomfighter

Feeling ambitious are we? You get points for effort, but you really should manage your time better, human.

I hear that one of these games of yours already has a Megatron of its own.

At the very least, this should be an interesting encounter. Such a pity, however, that none of my own loyal Decepticons reside there, but I will have to make do without them won't I?

No, Swindle does not count.

[And he never will.]

like_a_lion

While I am glad you have resumed your writings, I must offer objection to your choice of subject matter. It is one thing to imply that I and Irisviel were in some kind of relationship, but it is quite another to build an entire universe around such a what-if. Also, the idea of Shirou being raised as my son is completely absurd, so I must ask that you please lay such strange notions aside for the time being.

The simple fact that you are capable of imagining such sanario's marks you as a stranger master then I have seen in all my time in the modern age. Perhaps you could use such breadth of imagination for mankind's betterment, rather then dwelling on a possible future that stands in defiance with all that I have lived.

~Arturia Pendragon

ekanstongue

That app isn't going to write itself. Maybe you should actually get to work on finishing it instead of hoping it'll get done somehow.

We're not talking about a History of Magic essay here, y'know.

hexemadchen

So, you're that enthralled with me, hm? I'm rather flattered, mun.

But what's this about putting me where the Student Counsel President is? Don't make that your only criteria for putting in an application there. At least that strange city already has a Saber and my Archer. And you're already there as well, so you know how it works. But if you'd rather play to your weaknesses than your strengths, you might as well not even try!

Hm? What's that look for?

righteousbrother

I'm not going anywhere

Not anywhere. Especially no where with H.G. Wells. You can't do this to me, I'm FBI.

I'll fight you.

[The overweight man with the hip flask smelling of alcohol at 12:22 in the afternoon is not pleased in the slightest. He is especially drunk because today is the day his partner died.]

cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you mean you only have 2 more plans after this one? That's completely unacceptable! When have I ever been at a loss for what to do next? And no, that doesn't count!

Think of more! Now! I don't care how you come up with them! Rewatch old episodes if you have to! Just come up with sssome other ideas! Now! Or face the wrath of COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

likeaquaman

Listen, mun - no, actually, I don't like 'mun' much; I'm just gonna call you ma'am, okay?

Listen, ma'am.

I ... kinda think I've earned a break, after all the crap Lena and me have been through over the last year, don't you? I mean, yeah, these 'meme' things aren't as bad as the End of Days or whatever, but ... you keep looking at the dirty ones. And I don't have a problem with them, but I have a girlfriend? And I don't think she'd appreciate me doing stuff ... like that ... with other girls.

...I'm just gonna ignore the fact that you just started giggling.

So, look, I don't really mind being here, but don't feel the need to, like, put me at the forefront or anything. I'm really okay with just hanging out here.

Thanks.

- Ethan

nyankos

Ah, mun, mun, mun~ ♥

I knew you'd bring me out again one day! It was only a matter of time. [ She gives a toothy smirk . ]

Hurry and find me somewhere to go, you got it?

I need some new toys to play with!

chocotits

Oh, come on now mun! There's no reason to feel intimidated by the applications.

The problem with you is that you're not motivated enough!

[ sigh ]

I know if you put your mind to it, you'd be able to find the right home for me.

( ooc: muse is VERY NEW )

oblivious_klutz

But--if I'm kidnapped, then Lloyd and Fuuka, a-and everyone else from home will be worried. It's not my fault I get kidnapped so often back home! I hope Lloyd will be okay if he comes on the rescue mission, at least. I don't want him hurt because of me, and it doesn't look like you'll change your mind now.

pyreof

And here I thought I was rid of you.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik

Of course I'm competent! If you remember me as anything but it's because you're a complete idiot. Why, I'm surprised you can even spell your own name. The show wouldn't have gotten very far if the star was a bumbling idiot would it?

[Yes, he thinks he's the star of the show. Why wouldn't he? He's insane.]

Now quit wasting both of our time and find me some place to go and conquer! It's bad enough I have to deal with the dumb-bots and the blue bother, but you're one fool I won't suffer.

SO DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING STUPID! DO SOMETHING!

ex_antitype238

I appreciate the attention, but you're asking for trouble bringing me out. You already have more than enough active muses, including a recently accepted one. Need I also remind you that you haven't played my canon in a very long time? No, watching others play the canon doesn't count, and neither does picking a canon point from the beginning of the game. Send me back. Now.

[ A pause. Muse is not being sent back. Grr. ]

What are you going to do if I get canonmates then? And don't tell me, 'that'll never happen'.

[ Yeah, mun doesn't have an answer for that. ]

That's what I thought. Send me back before you embarrass yourself. I have a mission to finish.

lapd

Excuse me, ma'am. I have a few questions.

Do you know what you're doing, exactly? From what I can tell, you make a lot of emotional decisions which you later regret. Are you sure this isn't an emotional reaction to how my... story ended? Or maybe you have some sort of ulterior motive. You could torment me for some sort of personal catharsis.

Maybe I'm being unfair. I've been developing some trust issues lately. Still. The fact is, you don't know very much about who I am and what I do. You don't know very much about being a Marine or a detective or a man or, hell, even living in California in the 40's. Do you really want to tackle this?

Or are you going to get scared?

... Maybe you're better equipped for this than I thought.

ineuphony

Uuuughhh! -- The two of you are becoming more embarrassing by the second. You're pretty darn lucky I'm speechless right now or else I'd give you an earful.

asuperiormind

Guinevere - yes, I think so. Certainly better than Shaelyn. And there isn't any particular reason I should be saddled with a name identical to my 'famous' male counterpart. In my world, he is less than irrelevant: he doesn't exist.

Also, a more feminine name should save me an enormous amount of disbelieving stares and tedious explanation whenever I arrive on a crime scene. I endure enough of those already.

So Guinevere it is. Although God help whoever insists on calling me 'Guin.'

squirrelhunter

Aw, HELL naw!!

I ain't goin'! Ya can't make me!

Better make sure those mod pussies decline that app thing, or you an' me are gonna have words

[And by words, he means he's going to shoot you.]

unwilling_messiah

No. Mun. I do not want to talk about it. I want to get my goddamned job done.

Leave me alone and let me work. ~~Please.~~

{{ooc: spoilers likely in comments.}}

statured

You've really done it this time, haven't you?

( He sighs, then rolls his eyes. )

I suppose I shall go along with it, if I must. Aslan knows what kind of trouble Edmund finds himself in if no one's around to watch him.

( ooc: IT ISN'T COOL TO ENABLE THE EASILY ENABLED 8( )

therightpartner

After everything that happened the last time that you considered placing me in one of those 'games' I was certain that we wouldn't try this again. The Infinity Formula that you've read about is a neat solution so that I can continue being a part of SHIELD, but that doesn't mean that this is a good idea.

You do realize that you're fighting dirty by bringing him into this. You know that I've never forgotten that promise I made to teach him to dance. [And, despite how much time had passed and all her attempts to put that behind her, she has never completely gotten over her feelings for a certain captain.]

Bringing Tony into this should also be against the rules. You know how I feel about him and about how Howard treated him. No matter how much I'd like to meet him, it would only complicate matters.

Please go back to your stories and leave all of us in peace.

a_wake

This is the best thing. Colors! People! Icons! Ah, I'm so pretty.

All right, all right, calming down. So, what do you expect to do with me? Memes are mostly sex, right, which I'm physically incapable of. And I'm not sure I can get people to talk to me, given that I'm also incapable of putting them into a headlock until they do. Which is a shame, because that sounds like fun. Both the headlocking and the talking.

What I'm saying is, where is the party? Am I invited? Are there balloon animals and alcohol? I know I can't get drunk, but the real fun is in watching other people get wasted anyway.

thegirlwhofoughtback

Take me before the breast augmentation surgery then, if you feel so strongly about it.

You're wasting both our time. I think you're a child.

knifehands

Mundane, you better hope your application is accepted.

[ SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED THAT BIG BROTHER IS THERE.... ]

surpassing_all

So, then.

I am Gilgamesh, surpassing all other kings; he who defeated Humbaba, who killed the Bull of Heaven; he whose fame has reached the skies and spanned for centuries; I am two-thirds a god, all the luxury there is or was or will be is mine by rights; and you--

You low-bred cur born and raised in darkness, you who knows nothing of the sun, you have it in your flimsy half-formed mind to command me? I find in you neither magic nor might, no power that could overrule mine. Upon what authority do you derive your ownership?

Answer, mongrel, unless you wish to forfeit your life!

genuine_human

You spark up a little bit of trouble and suddenly, the entire Church is up at arms about it. Fortunately, that brilliant Judge knew exactly how to handle this situation: ... do the exact same thing as I did, only replace soldiers bearing the deathman's head with the holy cross!

What a sensible solution solution that was! And yet, it was expected of them. For you see, mun, the actions of my SS operatives were certainly questionable in nature. Brutal. Violent. There is no sanity behind it. However, the Church's operatives and their actions are surely sane! They bear arms for their God and act as ordered in their doctrines to do what is right and just... so their sanity is assured by their God.

But what is it that assures the sanity of God?

... You're saying perhaps someone from the Iscariot could answer that question? Perhaps! Although, I already have an idea on what their answer might be...

sharkbaits

"The Games". That's very straightforward, isn't it. A gathering of people to compete against one another is quite an old concept in history, but interesting in and of itself.

...Especially for the audience.

[ He smiles as brightly as people usually see him to be, but inside, he is in fact grimacing in disgust. A group of sick bastards who will no doubt dictate the bad and good ends of the competitors, especially for him. How disgusting. He wanted to vomit. ]

But... I'm just a kid who doesn't really know how to fight! What should I do? I won't stand a chance...

[ Heh. ]

earthempress

Are you daft? What makes you believe I wish to go that place?!

I do not care that I just was defeated by that child Lyra...this is a terrible idea! I can survive on the land unlike you. I don't need somewhere to go.

I better be able to bring my Pokemon, or I swear to God I will destroy you.

starmanchild

Of course it was incomprehensible, mun. It's far beyond what you can think of, what any of humankind can think of.

I do appreciate, however, that you find yourself in need of a "dumb" character to make up for it. Time did call it a mind bender after all.

I don't really mind the lack of "icons" you have found. There's more important matters at hand, after all. It was a bit humourous, in the end, the music you chose and how fast you read. How fast, and how slow. Like you wanted the ending so badly you could scream and yet couldn't bear for it to end.

I was sorry to see the festivities end, but it was a problem that had to be fixed. You had to read. And, it seemed, if that solar storm was the cause of your area's power outage, telling you to finish...it seems that there are greater things at work here.

Of course, you could say I don't know what I'm talking about. I still haven't thought of something quite yet.

But I will.

kamenriderdecade

It seems like a waste of time.

There isn't a single sentai or rider out there who can defeat me.

recognized

Why can't games just accept me for who I am?

darklordofrings

The shadow of my purpose falls upon you all. Sauron the Great, Master of Arda has come to claim all worlds as his proper dominion. All shall be subjected to my beautiful, terrible order!

Slave, take me to these lands of promise so I may make them mine. As long as I have my ring, I need no army but myself with my wits and craft to take them. Do so, and you shall be rewarded most generously while I teach the peoples of Paradisa and Imperial Saga, the true meaning of fear.

stolichnanya

I am very much looking forward to making some new friends at school, even though they will be old friends that are now new. Amelia is always so excitable like a little cornish game hen, and Matthew is so pretty -- I think it's because he looks like Amelia.

I'm sure little brother will be good friends with both of them too. No need to worry.

iamyourfriend

Miss Mun- ...you're...you're kidding, right?

Let's be sensible about this! Ignorance is bliss, you really shouldn't make this switch! Just tell your friends you made a mistake, I'm sure they'll understand! You don't need to do this, there was nothing wrong with how you played me before, you know~! I mean I hardly change at all!

...I liked it better when you didn't know everything about me.

teatimeroses

......Why are we here?

You were so vehement about not dragging me over to this place, and yet here I find myself. Are you going to find a game for me, or simply take up space like a great lump?

forged_miracle

Well good. Now that i'm there, I can start enacting my plans.

What plans? That's for me to know and you to realize after the fact because, let's face it, you're not terribly bright

Also: No, do not find me an Akio. Find me Juri. Even Tenjou or one of the Kaoru twins would be entertaining. I've no desire to engage in an, as you call it, "game of Xanatos Craps" with him.

solar_tyrant

Well, well, well. It appears your fears were grounded after all. A shame really, I would have loved to see Twilight and her little friends, but alas it wasn't meant to be.

And Lune, if you and your mun see this...count your blessings.

destinedfordeath

Oh come on! Where's Partner? I mean, this ain't too bad, but we gotta go on some adventures.

zelda_hylia

It's quite rude of you to "drop" a game, you know. I certainly wouldn't leave Link and Sheik voluntarily. I suppose there's no going back on it at this stage, is there? At least you had the decency to speak with them first.

[Her mun wails and gnashes her teeth.]

Don't beat yourself up too terribly. I'm pleased with our other game at the moment, if that makes you feel better. I have always wanted to learn more about magic, and this is a perfect opportunity. If you disregard your ridiculous shipping thoughts, you can consider yourself to have my approval on this plot point.

dreamoffayth

You know. I'd be happy you made up your mind for once if, you know. You hadn't sent me there of all places.

[ There's a hesitance and then: ] But... I guess it could be worse.

They wouldn't happen to play blitzball there, too, would they? [ 'cause at least Spira a thousand years in the future still had that. ]

...Wait a moment! Why do you have 'being whiny and annoying' as some of my so-called 'abilities'!?

lungissues

[...]

I don't understand.

Where am I? Where is the Moulin Rouge?

ironbloodglassheart

Mun... if you don't know whether or not you're going to play me, then what was the point of making the journal and going through all that trouble to make icons?

fortunesforsale

And now you miss me again? How touching.

I suppose I should be flattered.

markedbeloved

Mun, you have me in a game so pestering me. It can't be helped that it's not the 14th. I have to wait like all the other new people to be put in the school. You needed to fix my stats anyway.

.....

Really, stop that.

wytchkkrafts

ololol just becuause ur bored doesnt mean im not
youre so inconsiderate
but thats ok i forgiv you cuz im here to stay
and were gonna hae a PARTY
first bout that app
sotp slackcing off and amke it hapen lready
*happ en
*happy end
*ready
^ fuck yeah im totes ready for that happy end
no bad ends here nope
just as long as it has nuthnig to do with a certain alien overlard im good
so wahts the game even about?

I think we have issues.

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Mar. 10th, 2012

SO DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING STUPID! DO SOMETHING!

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