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Oh my god, Terrance! That one was quite the doozy!

HAHAHAHAHHA YES PHILLIP PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY. I NEED TO STYLE MY HAIR. HERE.

[ sticks his head next to Phillip's ass ]

DOWN THE SHOOT MY GOOD FELLOW. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.

[ ONE

TWO

THREE ]

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*

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What was that noise?

MY ASSHOLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Were you...defecating?

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TERRANCE'S ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHA.

Does he have some kind of trouble controlling it?

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[ slow, high pitched, rippling fart in your ear. ]

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[ shrill laughing from over here. ]

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Toilet humor is one of the most abominable types of humor in existence.

MAYBE IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF I GOT OOT OF HERE AND THEN POOPED ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.

PERHAPS THAT IS TRUE, TERRANCE, BUT WOULD WE WASTE SUCH PRECIOUS SHIT ON AN ABOMINATION SUCH AS THIS?

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Dear sweet shitsatorn, this is so hilarious

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HAHA I'M GLAD

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[Looks at you, now back to the cigar.

Now back to you. Now back to the cigar.
You.
Then the cigar.

The cigar.

....slowly puts it out.]

WELL HELLO THERE, YOUNG LADY.

[ slow... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of a fart ]

OH NO IT'S THE LAXATIVE. RUN PHILLIP RUN.

RUNNING AS FAST AS MY *POOOOOOTT* BUTT WILL LET ME!

[cue music]