Mun's potential plotting and longing for more Sonic-folk

[waypastcool]

Mun, you and I oughta talk.

See, it's past cool that I might get my speed back, but for five minutes? And then I'll explode? I don't care if death's only temporary, that is way past uncool! If you're gonna get me back into gear, try somethin' a little less gory next time. Sheesh. Even if it doesn't happen to yours truly, it's still totally messed up that the gods are doin' that.

Anyway, you gonna get back to finding me some of my pals? Or, heck, anyone from the other series. I know they're out there somewhere, and that Shadow guy might be showin' up.

Comments

[notshadowfever]

Ouch! That sounds grisly, even by my standards!

[waypastcool]

What, you mean you've got standards? That's a first!

[notshadowfever]

Hey! At least I would've done it with a quick, clean laser.

Maybe a few missiles... Those big, spiky bombs...

[waypastcool]

Boring. I could handle all of those things at once, no prob!

[notshadowfever]

Big talk for a hedgehog who's about to run so fast he explodes.

[waypastcool]

It'll be a one-time deal! And you can thank the gods for it; the ol' speed's nothin' I can't handle on my own.

[notshadowfever]

Which god do I have to worship to make hedgehogs explode? I could use that particular blessing right about now!

[waypastcool]

And you said you had standards! I knew you were bluffing.

[notshadowfever]

Whoops! There goes my finely woven web of deceit!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

...I get goosebumps just thinking about it! Are there pictures!?

[waypastcool]

Hey, man, it hasn't happened yet.

[Wait, wait a minute. This Robotnik...]

Oh, and did one of the ol' hover-heads crash into your face? You're sure lookin' uglier than usual! I didn't know it was possible.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Even BETTER! That means I can watch! Ah-hahahaha! I can even let your rrrridiculous comments go by-knowing you'll soon be a very different type of blue streak on the landscape just puts me in too good a mood!

[waypastcool]

That's still a big, fat maybe, 'Buttnik. And even if it does happen, it'll be over in the blink of an eye!

A few explosions ain't gonna keep this hedgehog down.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Even just the merest moment of your demise, temporarrry as it is, sounds well worrth witnessing. I might brrring popcorn!

[waypastcool]

Oh yeah? 'Cause I might have to cook up popcorn by the bucket load the next time I break one of your toys.

[Not for him so much as his pals. Totally.]

[mother_gawful]

My mun-creature, despite not knowing much about your "canon", is insisting that I tell you we have some of your various companions at witchesreign, including a "Shadow". Although the creature also wishes I inform you that our "Shadow" is a human at the moment... Is there something else he should be?

[waypastcool]

It's cool of ya to offer, but I think my mun's got her hands full with all the games she's in right now. See, if it were me pullin' the strings? I could handle about a hundred games and still have loads of spare time.

[bot_builder]

Ah, I gotcha.

And, um, just filling in for Gothel up there. She apparently goes to bed early for some reason? Or our mun just doesn't want to switch accounts...

[fakehedgehog]

[An exploding Sonic? This he has to see.]

So you're the other blue hedgehog I've been warned of.

[waypastcool]

Warned of? What's there to be afraid of?

[Pfft, he's amused, really.]

[fakehedgehog]

[Afraid? HAH] From what I can tell, nothing. But I now see the need for the heads up.

[waypastcool]

Always good to know there'll be another hedgehog around, but I hear you're kinda moody.

[fakehedgehog]

[Sonic. Just wait until you meet the real 'moody' Shadow.]

A little early to be celebrating, don't you think?

[waypastcool]

Nah. It's never too early for parties, if ya ask me.

[robuttnik]

Only temporary?

[waypastcool]

Yep. Kinda convenient, if ya ask me! Especially if people are gonna start blowin' up just to prove a point.

[robuttnik]

There is nothing convenient about you being alive, rodent.

[waypastcool]

Hey, somebody's gotta clean up your messes! Who better to kick your butt every day of the week than yours truly?

[robuttnik]

[Grumble, grumble. Grumble...]

I am quite sure you little Freedom Fighters would be much better without your smart mouth.

[waypastcool]

Nah, they totally need something to counter Ant's whining.

[letsdoit2it]

Be careful what you ask for, Sonic...

[waypastcool]

Hey, I asked for speed, not explosions.

[...]

Not that it'll slow me down.

[letsdoit2it]

I wasn't thinking explosions, but, eh!...if it's a request....

[Sally smirks. She was more referring to her mothering of the hedgehog--something Sonic typically referred to as 'nagging.' Hmph.]

[no1canbreakyou]

That "Shadow guy"...