Garrus Vakarian (
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dear_mun2012-03-09 05:58 pm
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Ladies and gentlemen of all races and species, and those in between...except Krogans, let me offer you this amazing one time deal!
CALIBRATIONS OF ALL THE THINGS!
All the things.
All.
CALIBRATIONS OF ALL THE THINGS!
All the things.
All.

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Though why exclude Krogans? What if Grunt were to need a calibration?
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[Shrug.]
Because they probably wouldn't appreciate it as much. Wrex is welcome to it though.
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[He will ponder it now, but not say anything else on it.]
Offering this to the leader of Grunt's clan but not him in turn does seem a bit odd. Don't you agree?
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Fine, fine Grunt as well. But that's it, just those two. They can feel special.
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I would go into battle with weapons in perfect condition as it were.
[A soft, if not very light chuckle.]
That is very kind of you.
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[Though really it was much more fun to shoot it himself. What was the point of being a trained killer if he didn't do his own killing?]
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WHY DO YOU KEEP THESE GOING?!
Because I love you. I love you space cricket.
/SQUINT
mwuah
...OKAY... /hug!
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[Please, Space Batman?]
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It falls under all the things.
[Sob.]
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[:)?]
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In fact, would appreciate if lab equipment were left uncalibrated.
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[WELL HERE, HAVE AN AWKWARD SHUFFLE.]
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Sure someone has a big gun somewhere that could use calibrating.
[8|]
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:| Don't judge him Mordin]
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Just so you know.
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...Garrus, did you hit your head?
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All the calibrations.]
Everyone thinks I've done something. [If he could pout, he would be doing it right now.]
Just making a very generous offer. I even extended it to some people, that's just how nice I am.
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....The politicians and everything. Yea.]
It's just new to me, is all. [She holds her hands up, she didn't mean to offend, bro.]
I mean, you don't usually make such...offers.
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[Aw, Shepard.]
I can take it all back and just make it for you. [LOOK AT HIS SMILE SHEPARD, AAAW YEAH!]
With less fail in reading this time
[Dammit, Garrus. That smile gets her every time.]
Well, now that you put it like that... Now I'm not so worried about you going crazy or some silly thing.
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Or you know, just ask.
[Why do you think he does it, huh? It's a secret weapon. Bwa haha.]
That changed things, huh?
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I DIDN'T FORGET YOU SHEPARD!