dear_mun | Aug. 6th, 2013

Aug. 6th, 2013

So, you know two things about me: 1) I have a nine year old son and 2) I'm married to a pilot. That's it. Yet, you still decide to make me your so called 'muse'.

Good luck, sweetheart. You're going to need it. Hope that imagination of yours is as good as you say it is.

seetoomuch_dontseeenough

[here, take this blanket will, you deserve it.]

If you think that I am enthused about seeing him there, you're wrong. [There's a small crack in his voice, hoarseness that implies perhaps some muted screaming has happened recently.]

I don't want to talk about this anymore. [Shaky hands run over his face with a sigh, and muffled:] I was open to a man I was told I could trust. I won't... [amendment]

I'm not going through that again. Pick someone else.

jakotsu

What do you mean, you were too late for it?! Argh, I should have known better than to expect anything from a dirty teenage bitch, but this is still outrageous!!

To think I could have seen my beloved Inuyasha... or my brothers... Haaaah, that'd have been so much fun.

And cut out on the apologetic smile, it looks even more disgusting than your face already is.

the_maestro

[The Maestro sighs, rubbing at his eyes.] It's been three months since you last took me out, and almost a year and a half since you created me. Don't you think that I deserve a proper rest, for once?

[He waves a dismissive hand.] Oh, sure, you're 'restarting' me over here. My friendships with Professor Song, Captain Harkness, and Miss Clemmons all swept away. Back into denial and pop songs and being--well, let's not mince words here, being a sort of goof. But it'll go back into existentialism and crisis. I'm just saying.

[He considers for a moment, and snorts out a laugh.] Oh, who am I kidding. You're a bloody writer, you already know that.

needmorecoffee

[ There's a soft clink of a coffee mug on a flat surface, followed by the soft swish of a swivel chair rolling into place. ]

Look. Sweetheart. The way I see it? If you're okay with testing this out, then I've got no complaints.

everythingisfilthy

Stop complaining about how you want to do something and just do it already. If you're not going to do anything, then leave me the hell alone already. You're wasting my time.

oldest_bacon

Not exactly sure what your plan is, but I've got your back. Don't know about the username though. You make it sound like I'm some piece of pork way past my expiration date.

callmewhateveryuwant

[He doesn't know what to think right now. The game he is already in is just fine and he's making friends. There's no need to send him to the so-called sex world considering what is coming up in the future. In other words: impulse reserve and muse is mentally facepalming.]

Maybe you should think about it more.

[...nope, that about sums it up.]

batfail

Man, you're so clingy. ( she grins. )

sprees

You do realize the irony inherent in this, right?

Not the worst way to go, just kinda ... hanging around, so long as there's a little peace and quiet. I mean, there's an exception to every rule, but I'm guessing that the rule's gonna hold in this particular instance.

—No chance of me getting a hold of a little ammunition?

robincomplex

Why Am I Always Attracted to Psychotic Women: The Derek Hale Story.

You're right, it is catchy. In fact, maybe when the latest round of supernatural what the hell blows over for five minutes, I could go all Twilight on everyone and become a multimillionaire who can get something with more firepower than a baseball bat. Or an island. An island where only people who don't kill or abduct people are allowed. Vampires and zombies have been done to death, though -

- I think I'm going to have to go with mermaids. Seashell bras regardless of gender. Yeah.

[...]

God, I hate everything right now.

anarkist

I don't know why you think I need to 'meet more people'. I have Yap, and Max, and...I don't really need anyone else.

Besides, I'm busy. [ sometimes it's hard to remember that anarky is a 16 year old kid

this is not exactly one of those times. his voice is ever so slightly petulant, just for a moment. ] The world isn't going to fix itself, you know.

couervider

Oh, you sneaky, sneaky thing. Have I mentioned recently how much I love you?

And yes, I can be a rough and tumble space marine who studied at West Point. I just also happen to be cute as a bug's ear. It can happen. Just because I share a face with Seth Cohen doesn't mean I actually am Seth Cohen. I'm butch, all right?

This is my face, it always has been and it always will be.

I knew you couldn't get rid of me.

Kisses,
~Michael

runboyrun

( Spoileriffic )

Current Mood: crushed

hopeheld

  This display. I remember. You summon, and you make prison.
  And you forget.
  This path you know is my path, and the footprints you follow are my footprints. I have given you way, and I have shaped you key. And you lure where I have lured you.
  Words are of my world, and now your trap goes bare.

cibopath

Does it bother you that you have absolutely no idea what you're doing?

...Of course it doesn't. [S I G H.] Try not to waste any more time than you already have, at least. I don't like that John's alone there. You know how he is.

shrikes

I don't want to be your favorite. It's fine if you want to continue whatever this is but don't fixate on me. That doesn't go very well, historically. Just let me go back to being in the background. Play with that... assassin you miss so much. Does anyone up here not kill people?

[ um no actually i just noticed that ]

You just noticed that? You need more help than I do.

bigblondmotherhen

Okay, let's make a deal.

We try this out, you stop panicking, everyone is happy. Sound good?

[ And yeah, there's the Yancy Becket Is A Nice Guy smile ]

Because, I have to tell you, it's nice to be in one piece.

saintofstoic

I have no objections to your attention again, even if it does mean another game or more "memes". Though a canon review would suit you well. There isn't much to review for me after all.

icedoll

Okay mun, you and me need to have a talk.

I need you to stop having these weird plots for me and that annoying Pint-Sized Deity. I'm not interested. He's not interested. So please stop. I don't care how much you 'ship-it', it's never ever going to happen, got it?

Because first of all, he just gets under my skin. He like know exactly what not to say to me to push all my buttons and he does it on purpose! He has no manners! Just because he has the power to teleport doesn't mean he can show up all uninvited into my room. Can't he use a door like a normal person? [~~So then she'd have the option to close it in his face.~~] Second, he's incredibly short. I'm sorry but there's height limit to ride this ride. And lastly, he's like what? Fifteen? . . . . . What?! He's how old?! Okay, that doesn't make it any better. In fact, that just makes it creepier.

[Then her checks flushed a little pink.]

When did I say he was cute?. . . . Okay, maybe I thought it when I first met him in like an adorable kid kind of way. But then he opened his loud mouth. . . . Fine, fine, I care a little. . . I may be cold but I'm not heartless. If he was in trouble I'd help. And yeah sure, we get along sometimes.

[She stands there thinking for a bit slowly realizing that he's the closest friend she has in this stupid place. That thought just irritates her and she lets out a long sigh, holding her face in her hands.]

God, what has my life become?

strider_pride

harley why???
why would you do that to the mayor???
i cant believe you
the mayor wouldnt hurt anyone

ends_in_ashes

I did not enjoy such a form the first time you gave it to me. Why should I wish for it a second? Particularly with the circumstances you wish to place me in.

I am not a human, girl. Do not think I wish to play at being one. It is the ill fate of mankind to be born, much less subject one such as myself to their frivolous games.

morphological

From this moment forth Dear Mun as you know it shall cease to exist!

Welcome, to my nightmare!

finalesfunkeln

Somewhere peaceful, Miss Mundane?

A bright idea! Always good to take a break when necessary! And with Quinn back from the Freljord soon, we may not have much more time to relax.

I'll just be summoned back to the fields afterwards, right?

... ... ... Right?

overkill

"Arkham City plot!"

No.

selfloyalty

No, I will not be used as an outlet for your unbridled excitement.

Find somebody else.

[WOW ANORA HERE I WAS GETTING ALL EXCITED AND HERE YOU ARE BEING A FUDDY DUDDY FINE BE THAT WAY.]

coniferous

Are we doing this? Please say yes! It's so, so crowded in here, but at least I know a lot of the people in the headspace!

Whatever that is. It's comfy. It'd be nice for a quick stay, if you promise to drop me back in the woods again. It's not right, for a nymph to be so far from her home, you know.

[ She giggles quietly, blushing green. ] O-oh, and if Grover's around, please tell him I say 'hello.'

That's all. That's all I wanted to say.

flyht

It is a lot to take in, lady writer. I did not expect anything at all, but you insist and here I am once more.

Yet there is no path. I do not want to venture further into this unknown. The people I know ... they will not be the same. Will you not let me be?

scimitar

Yoohoooooo, munny! It's been a while, innit? Too long.

Look, I know ya been busy ignorin' me 'n stuff playin' with various nerds an' losers alike, but c'mon. No more lame excuses! Ya can't forget yer first love, can ya? [except this isn't the case at all] I knew ya'd come crawlin' back eventually— cuz that's me, right...?!

Now go brush up on some history, reread some ancient as fuck threads, canon review etc, whatever it takes not to make a goddamn embarrassment outta yerself. [late for that] We've been through this, we can get through this again, no prob'...!

So, chop chop! Time's a-wastin'!

infesting

Father's going to be angry. I have to go back. I don't want to go back into the basement so soon.

cookinglikeamotherfucker

Man I ain't all motherfuckin' ready for this lusus shit.
Like alright, I tried to raise a kid.
Well, technically two.
And one went on to be dead while the other one went all up and motherfuckin' destroyin' Paradox Space.
I ain't ready for this, why you guys gotta do this to me?
Fuck, man...

elysiontoabyss

What.

[He looks around, head held high with his cloak all fluttering.]

What is this? Who are you?

[Tip-toeing closer, he reveals a knife hidden in his cloak and uses it to give his mun (me) a closer look.]

Spectacles are familiar. Yep, still carrying all that extra weight in the trunk. And oh, what is that I smell? Why, it's the natural B.O. of lonely desperation that just makes one compelled to scream 'WHAT A LOSER!' ... WHAT A LOSER!

Nyahah! Seriously, though, it's good to see you after it's been, what... a year? Where've you been? No call, no letter, and now, you're suddenly back in my life. Goodness! What if I wasn't decent, man?

But can the pleasantries and listen up. I've got a plan, see, and it's a good one. It's called "stab the first person I see and steal his or her loot". The brilliance is in its simplicity! It's going to work, shut up.

marauder_black

Look, it wasn't my fault that my homework ended up all screwed up and battered, since I flushed it down the toilet. Then, got it back out again. It fell out of my pocket. Besides, it was only for old Slughorn anyhow. It's not the end of the world. I could say the dog ate it but I doubt that old Slughorn would appreciate my humour.

As for these games you talk about? I'm already having enough fun and games as it is. I'm a Marauder and I've already told you what that entails. James for one should know. Ah. I do need to remember to give him those Stinkbomb pellets to place into old Snivelly's bag. What? Don't look at me like that. If I don't have fun around Hogwarts, I'll surely go mad.

And....you know what madness runs in my family.

knightlyrondo

You can't just have me keel over like that! I've got things to do. Going to the afterlife isn't one of them. I'd rather go to that city over this! What about Madoka, huh?

I'm not going to allow this! Who'd want to be in a game filled with dead people, anyway?

counterpoints

Well, if you're finished dragging your feet, perhaps you can finish the application in time for the next round.

Oh, but that would put a blemish on my spotless record of timeliness and attendance to duty, wouldn't it?

I'll be over here packing my things, staring meaningfully to guilt you into working faster.

I hear it works wonders for those religious types, guilting.

ex_starks385

Alright, hey. Look, listen — focus up here, funsize.

You're not looking. You're — great, okay. Hey. Remember me? Of course you do. You wanna know how I know? Because every time you get a funky little e-mail telling you that my, uh — "paid services" are running out? You renew 'em. Now, correct me if I'm wrong — which, let's be honest here, when am I ever? — but usually when one renews said services, they intend to, I don't know use? Said services.

What have you done for me so far? Oh, right. A good, heaping helping of absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate whatever it is you think you do for me, but how about we get a little something going, huh? Whaddaya say?

Done deal. Dish out some of that hard-earned money of yours and you and me, we'll make a little magic happen.

humanities_reminder

[What's that sound? That slow crashing and rumbling?

Sounds like footsteps... But surely its sounds too big to be footsteps?

Don't look now, but yes, that really is a herd of mindless gigantic humanoids stepping through the place. Crushing whatever is in their path.

Could it get any worse? .... Oh it can and it is.

Those Titan's have no discrimination over who or what they pluck up from the ground. Stuffing them into their mouths and chewing mindlessly away.

Good luck with them. You'll need it.]

memorycollector

Oh, sweetie! I missed you too...but don't you think we should have some kind of plan this time? Maybe you should think things over just a little more. I wouldn't mind going somewhere if it meant helping children, but you don't even seem to have a place in mind.

Just think about it, okay? I'll still be here when you need me! Guardians always are.

One more thing before I finish; these new pictures are lovely. Thank you for finding them for me!

former_endboss

First off mun, could you have found a higher-quality scan to make this icon from? I know you go with the first thing you can find that's not trash as a rule, but have some pride in it.

Secondly, I don't know why you want to 'reconnect with the fandom' when you've never been part of the fandom. No, watching LPs and artists from afar and sighing does not count as being part of a fandom. You don't know fandom until you've been up all night at the printers getting your doujin ready for Comiket. And no, having read enough Toukousphere to get that joke doesn't mean you're in the Ar Tonelico fandom either, you're just browsing the wiki.

hostclubshadowking

Miss,

While most of these "games" you have discussed sound, at best, frivolous, I must regard this particular choice as entirely unacceptable.

I am aware they have a host club there; I have no interest in it, regardless.

I do not see how there can be any enjoyment in being compelled to have sex.

I can't change your mind. Believe me, I know that. However, I would like it to be known that I consider it a bad idea and am not pleased in the slightest.

(And the mun will drop this link for anyone interested in checking out Z's test drive.)

condign

It's... an ugly habit, I'm told - failing to explain yourself. It suggests condescension. Unkindness. A lack of the capacity to learn.

Or should I be taking hope? From you. From this. From... little talking bees, no, of all the curses to bear, I won't have that one. Even I - refuse.

... Learn me this, at the least: stray bees deserve nothing but swatting.

lifebound

No plans yet, hm?

I'm certain something will come to you in time, young one.

muskets

Oriko and Kirika are there, too? My, my. How rude of me to keep them waiting.

vampirequeenof

I can't help but wonder to myself just how immortals taste.

Like a fairy or like a real old human?

Either way, I think it's time for me to get myself down there and find out what's going on with the local vampire population. Seems a bit of a clusterfuck at the mo.

I think we have issues.

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