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dear_mun2013-08-06 08:55 pm
cookinglikeamotherfucker) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-06 08:55 pm
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Come on, you know it'll be fine.
Man I ain't all motherfuckin' ready for this lusus shit.
Like alright, I tried to raise a kid.
Well, technically two.
And one went on to be dead while the other one went all up and motherfuckin' destroyin' Paradox Space.
I ain't ready for this, why you guys gotta do this to me?
Fuck, man...
Like alright, I tried to raise a kid.
Well, technically two.
And one went on to be dead while the other one went all up and motherfuckin' destroyin' Paradox Space.
I ain't ready for this, why you guys gotta do this to me?
Fuck, man...
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so heres one of me with cats instead
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you got this shit so under wraps that it could be a burrito
youll absolutely fucking own at parenthood dude
you got the experience
got the support system
dude you even got a pair of built in babysitters if you need that shit
fuck didnt someone tell me that grubs are seriously self reliant anyway
i mean come on dude you dont even gotta sweat that shit
nah but seriously gamzee the most of my surprise is coming straight out of the spot where i still cant fucking believe that eridan managed to do this shit within my lifetime i mean fuck dude
i remember him being all glub glub my life is a terrible mess at vantas like
no more than three weeks ago
fuckin guy was freaking out like none other
and here you two are
with a fucking grub
all being paternal and shit
do trolls even have parental instinct i mean is that a thing you guys can do
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Like shit, why you think we're left all the motherfuck alone all our motherfuckin' lives?
Ain't like there's anything equatin' to family.
Like ok, all of us are related.
We're all motherfuckin' cousins and brothers and sisters and shit.
But it's all just motherfuckin' genetics.
Ain't none of us really give a shit about any'a that, 'cept for the ones braggin' about how motherfuckin' badass their ancestors are.
What I mean is no, man. Parental instinct isn't a thing we motherfuckin' do.
Ok maybe it's somethin' jadebloods do.
But not the rest of us.
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i mean dude
you know how we were talking about this
we agreed that youd be the dopest dad
and in that weird crazy future situation where i am a father of some variety
youd be the best damn babysitter too
and youre not on your own with this one this time
you got eridan
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Like yeah all that shit's good in theory but really?
I dunno man, I'm just really not all that motherfuckin' sure about this now that it's right here.
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you have absolutely no reason to freak out
youre still gonna be just as awesome as you thought youd be
im getting the impression something is giving you a hang up about this
outside of the actual situation that im privy to
whats got you snagged bro
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Like you have this whole big thing and you're all motherfuckin' excited about it.
But then it comes right down to the motherfuckin' wire and then you just start imagining all the motherfuckin' worst case scenarios.
All those what-ifs that crop up.
I just don't want one of those what-ifs to revolve around my own motherfuckin' state of mind, y'know?
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look man if that shit goes down ill be there for you
eridan and vantas can look after the grub and ill look after you
put your head on straight again
you still aint used to having a safety net
a support system
you got that now
so does the grub
look man you probably dont hear it enough but youre family
you dont just have me and eridan
you got all of us
and so does that wriggler
were here for both of you fuckers
and ill still be around for you when im old and gray and youre an overgrown dreadlock nightmare