dear_mun | (no subject)

And why not? It was fun while it lasted!

I'll pass.

Why's that? You got off easy the first time, Brucie - just a close shave or six! [Nobody's quite sure how "Wayne" got all of those scars, but the Joker doesn't particularly care.]

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[ Well. He's pretty sure. ]

My busy social calendar.

That sounds like it'd require an old friend of yours.

I don't have friends.

[ He also hates fun, so he can't make a Simon & Garfunkel joke there. ]

My apologies. You know how it is when people misrepresent the closeness of a relationship to others.

That happen to you much?

No, only once, as they certainly didn't intend for your acquaintance and I to be anywhere near each other. Scheduling error, I'm told.

Oh yeah?

[ That sure is some suspiciously specific denial. ]

[ Sometimes he just talks. Especially when he hasn't had anyone to talk to in a long time just let him have this. ]

Yes, but... you're sure you're not friends?

Psychoanalyzing your fellow inmates getting boring, Doctor?

Please. Disrespect me, but not the field. [ Hate the player, not the game? ] We've moved on from leather couches, except in Lifetime movies.

I notice that's not a 'no'.

It was a no.

[ Because they can't hear him, even if he yells questions about their mother. ]

Then I'm sure you have plenty to discuss with them instead of me.

[~~The last thing you need?~~]

That's not even on the list of things anyone needs.

[ ... Welp. ]

No it's.. really not.

[ Hi? ]

My mun is practically jumping at the thought though... I'm not so sure us talking is a good idea. [Not that they have a choice heh]

Hm. [ Behold his utter lack of enthusiasm about the idea. But then- ]

Why would us talking be a bad idea, Rachel?

Our interacting is putting ideas in her head. She has a history of finding sick pleasure in my misfortunes, which she often refers to as "plots".

[ She's uneasy. Bruce Wayne is right here with her and she doesn't quite know what to make of it.]

You could always try having a good day for a plot.

[ It is indeed a little weird. For him it's been a few years, and he's still - you know, pissed. At the Joker. As anger is his reaction to everything, anymore. ]