Frost bites back

[icedoll]

Okay mun, you and me need to have a talk.

I need you to stop having these weird plots for me and that annoying Pint-Sized Deity. I'm not interested. He's not interested. So please stop. I don't care how much you 'ship-it', it's never ever going to happen, got it?

Because first of all, he just gets under my skin. He like know exactly what not to say to me to push all my buttons and he does it on purpose! He has no manners! Just because he has the power to teleport doesn't mean he can show up all uninvited into my room. Can't he use a door like a normal person? [So then she'd have the option to close it in his face.] Second, he's incredibly short. I'm sorry but there's height limit to ride this ride. And lastly, he's like what? Fifteen? . . . . . What?! He's how old?! Okay, that doesn't make it any better. In fact, that just makes it creepier.

[Then her checks flushed a little pink.]

When did I say he was cute?. . . . Okay, maybe I thought it when I first met him in like an adorable kid kind of way. But then he opened his loud mouth. . . . Fine, fine, I care a little. . . I may be cold but I'm not heartless. If he was in trouble I'd help. And yeah sure, we get along sometimes.

[She stands there thinking for a bit slowly realizing that he's the closest friend she has in this stupid place. That thought just irritates her and she lets out a long sigh, holding her face in her hands.]

God, what has my life become?

Comments

[godofmostclever]

You called?

[ Yep. It's like he thrives on knowing these things about you. ]

And gross.

[icedoll]

[God dammit Loki!]

The feeling is mutual, trust me.

[godofmostclever]

Uh-huh. Sure sounds like it.

[ Just try and live this down. ]

[icedoll]

[Look what you did mun! He's going to have a field day with this.]

What? You think I'm enjoying this?

[godofmostclever]

Obviously, you're some sort of pervert.

[ only explanation ]

[icedoll]

[Her eyes nearly popped out of her head. What?! Oh hell no!]

P-pervert?! [Her voice cracked a little.] In your dreams maybe. You're the one that's practically stalking me and finding every chance to mess with me. I think you're the one with the issue.

[godofmostclever]

I'm the god of mischief or does that not mean anything to you? I'm doing what I do best! I'd hate to lose practice because I hurt your feelings.

[ H m p h ]

[strider_pride]

well shit
sounds like youve got a sinking ship
this is where i put on my shades and say yeah

[icedoll]

There was no ship to begin with. I don't know where my mun is getting this idea from.

[strider_pride]

muns love to fuck with us
in the worst of ways possible
yup

[icedoll]

[Sighs.]

Both figuratively and literally... Can I get a different mun?