So apparently there was an Inuyasha spam and I totally missed it

[jakotsu]

 What do you mean, you were too late for it?! Argh, I should have known better than to expect anything from a dirty teenage bitch, but this is still outrageous!!

To think I could have seen my beloved Inuyasha... or my brothers... Haaaah, that'd have been so much fun.

And cut out on the apologetic smile, it looks even more disgusting than your face already is.

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[inu_yasha]

... [Trying to edge away. Quickly.

DNWDNWDNWDNW!]

[jakotsu]

[ Oh yes, you do want. Watch as his face turns from anger to the sweetest smile upon feeling his imaginary Inuyasha senses tingling. ]

Inuyashaaaa~! Did you come here to make me feel better? Who knew you'd have such an adorably nice side~

[inu_yasha]

[Oh no, he sees him, he sees him, he sees him...

Hackles raised.]

I don't care about you! My Mun just thinks this is funny.

[jakotsu]

Aaww, no need to be shy now!

[ He might not be delusional enough to believe he's actually being cared for but hey let's take what you can get. ]

[inu_yasha]

I've never been shy! [Ever. He is too manly for that.] Why did your Mun bring you here anyway? Haven't you done enough?

[jakotsu]

[ Yes, tell him more about that manliness. ]

Huh, who knows what's going through her ugly head. She likes me apparently. [ He shudders at that. Jakotsu, please get used to a female mun. Please. ]

Didn't I tell you? I'd always come back to you one way or another.

[inu_yasha]

[Well...

Wait. Where is this going?]

You should be flattered. [He flicks one of his ears, betraying his tension.] At least she isn't torturing you. Yet.

[That last part earns a wicked smirk.]

Don't.

[jakotsu]

It's torture enough, just sitting around in her dusty mind... I want to go out and do things, I'm booored.

Well, I was before you appeared. [ And here goes a smirk. ] I'll haunt you for a good while. It's your own fault after all...

[inu_yasha]

How the hell is this my fault?! I wasn't the one who decided to come and talk to you! [Useless fuming, Inuyasha.] Just leave me alone!

[jakotsu]

It's your fault because you're so adorable alone!

[ Ah yes, he sounds so very convinced, with the most naive smile. But a moment later he looks a bit more serious. ]

And also you didn't finish me off when you had the chance. That's like asking for me to come back to you. I'm persistent, you know?

[inu_yasha]

Who says I'm alone? [Except he kind of is.

He heaves a big sigh.]

So you want me to finish you off, is that it? [Jakotsu might notice that he sounds tired.]

[jakotsu]

I didn't say that! I quite enjoy living after all.

[ He tilts his head. ]

Being killed by someone as pretty as you wouldn't be all bad, but I wouldn't hold my breath on your repeat victory.

[inu_yasha]

Yeah. Can't blame you there.

[He exhales and closes his eyes.]

I don't mind a challenge. [His sword is definitely up for it - what with its new moves.]

[jakotsu]

Not saying this nonchalant way isn't really attractive, but I miss your angry enthusiasm.

[ If Jakotsu had actual non-twisted affections for his objects of affection, he might have worried. ]

[inu_yasha]

Sorry. Lots has happened. [His emotions are drained.] But I'll make time for you.

[And the sword is out.]

[jakotsu]

No choice but to bring back your cute rage, then.

[ And there's Jakotsutou in his hand. He's waited long for this after all. ]

[inu_yasha]

I hate to give you what you want, but - [He rushes at Jakotsu, blade placed in front of him.] I can easily send you to Hell!

[jakotsu]

[ No, Inuyasha, you don't want to send him to hell he'll literally be waiting for you with a stage show prepared- ]

Bold as always though~

[ And that's a bit of dodging, while sending out his blades to come from the side. ]

[inu_yasha]

[Oh no. No stage shows, Jakotsu. Inuyasha has enough nightmares to contend with as it is.]

Why should I be scared of you?

[He holds back on creating a Meido, shifting his blade to stop the progress of Jakotsu's blades. Unfortunately they still manage to cut up his arm. Grimacing, he shoves all of his weight against the blades, trying to push them back.]

[jakotsu]

[ But he sings!! With questionable talent, but hey. ]

Oh, because I will cut you up so nicely... You'll look so pretty, begging.

[ Oh yes, bloody is how he wants to see you. It's easy to see his demeanor shift to the dark side now. Had he been vaguely serious and comparatively sane before, not the rush of fighting got to him. More cuts, more and more, that's how he likes it. ]

[inu_yasha]

[Don't be too demented now, Jakotsu. Inuyasha leaps back and assesses the damage, gritting his teeth.]

I'd die before I'd beg you for anything! [He raises Tessaiga and casts the Wind Scar.]

[jakotsu]

[ You don't give him a chance to fight you and get what he couldn't without him being just a little crazy about it...

But eeek, special attacks, that's no good, stupid special attacks. He doesn't have exactly fond memories of this one either. At least now he isn't unprepared. But jumping out of this fucking thing isn't exactly easy either and he ends up bleeding pretty heavily. ]

C-cold as always...

[ His next swing of Jakotsutou is aimed against Tessaiga itself, attempting to wrap it or get it away from Inuyasha's hand. Sword fighting in honour, but that thing is annoying. ]

[boundbyheart]

Shut up, you're being too loud.

[jakotsu]

Then go elsewhere. I'm not listening to you, woman.

[boundbyheart]

If that's the worst insult you have, then you're simply an idiot. Are you in love with that Inuyasha?

[jakotsu]

[ He could think of some more but 'woman' surely seems to be the core of the issue. But at mention of Inuyasha he gets out a smile. ]

I'll make those cute ears mine, you'll see!

[boundbyheart]

Whatever. I'm sure he has no interest in the likes of you.

[jakotsu]

Something only a stupid woman would say. I'll make him interested, of course.

[boundbyheart]

And how do you plan to do that?

[jakotsu]

My beautiful sword is certainly convincing.

[ ... he means the literal sword. We can hope he does at least. ]

[boundbyheart]

It isn't, really.

[jakotsu]

As if someone like you needed to understand.

[boundbyheart]

What is there to understand? You're hopeless.