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Abyss ([personal profile] elysiontoabyss) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-06 09:09 pm
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It's a shame, isn't it?

What.

[He looks around, head held high with his cloak all fluttering.]

What is this? Who are you?

[Tip-toeing closer, he reveals a knife hidden in his cloak and uses it to give his mun (me) a closer look.]

Spectacles are familiar. Yep, still carrying all that extra weight in the trunk. And oh, what is that I smell? Why, it's the natural B.O. of lonely desperation that just makes one compelled to scream 'WHAT A LOSER!' ... WHAT A LOSER!

Nyahah! Seriously, though, it's good to see you after it's been, what... a year? Where've you been? No call, no letter, and now, you're suddenly back in my life. Goodness! What if I wasn't decent, man?

But can the pleasantries and listen up. I've got a plan, see, and it's a good one. It's called "stab the first person I see and steal his or her loot". The brilliance is in its simplicity! It's going to work, shut up.