sorry not sorry

[morphological]

From this moment forth Dear Mun as you know it shall cease to exist!

Welcome, to my nightmare!

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[50percentthere]

[Well, shit.]

[morphological]

What is that odious stench?

[SNIIIIIIFFF.]

Smells like...

Rangers.

[Ooops, were you hoping he wouldn't notice you? Because that plan just went out the window.]

[50percentthere]

[Real original reference.]

[The Unlosing Ranger prepares for battle! By which I mean he's pointing up at the 'dear-mun' in the adress bar. You can't fight here!]

[morphological]

Gee, a teenager that can keep his mouth shut? What're the odds!

[Ivan chuckles at his own wit.]

Rules, schmules. Soon the adults of Dear Mun will be enslaved and I'll have them dig up my Ectomorphicons Titans! Then nothing will stand in my way!

That's amazing writing.

[50percentthere]

[Of... of course he will.]

[The Unlosing Ranger can't allow that! Not only because it's morally wrong, but because the allocated budget didn't allow for any mecha battles.]

[50percentthere]

[Time to save Dear Mun!]

[kungfublackfrog]

[...oh, him. Hey Ooze.]

More like welcome to theirs.

[courageofawolf]

...something's bugging me here. If he was locked away for 6000 years, how can he make Alice Cooper references?

[kungfublackfrog]

4th Wall maybe?

[Yeah...how the hell did that happen?]

[courageofawolf]

Someone hasn't noticed just how outnumbered he is, has he?

/threajack for great evil

[warring_triad]

I know. It's kind of lopsided against you, isn't it~?

Re: /threajack for great evil

[courageofawolf]

Yeah, because neither of you sabotage the other.

[warring_triad]

Sabotage? Pfft. I just blow stuff up~!

[mountain_sage]

Dear Mun as we know it will cease to exist...?

[Wat?]

What are your intentions?

[He's slightly past his teenage years, but he's what you would call a typical "do-gooder."]

[swordprincess]

...Well, aren't you an...interesting creature.

[The definition of the word "interesting" is up in the air, though...]

[ecogainder]

Stop right there, Ivan Ooze!

You won't lay a finger on the ecosystem of Earth! Not while I'm around!

[cleverkit]

[She's not quite a teenager yet, but she's still an annoyingly stubborn little would-be heroine.]

Hey, if we're in your nightmare, then shouldn't that mean things don't turn out well for you?

[hedonismbot]

Nightmare is it? I do hope its an entertaining one~

[samurai_flynn]

...
[If it looks like a demon and talks like a demon...

summons Shiva, Metatron, and Mot]

[warring_triad]

Oh goodie goodie!

[Have some golf claps.]

What're ya gonna blow up first?

[tyrant_flughude]

[Meanwhile, this guy's just gonna stand over here and watch, silently appraising his actions.]

[black_lion]

[really? This is what previous ranger villains looked liked? No wonder they were defeated so easily.]

Bet they take you down in a day. Two tops.

[kungfublackfrog]

I say twelve hours or less.

[Rangers betting with villains? Meh, stranger things have happened in D_M Land.]

[black_lion]

Perhaps. He is rather ridiculous that it would not be much of a surprise.

[How about a villain agreeing with a Ranger? But come on...]

[kungfublackfrog]

Try fighting him when you were younger.

[And never mention the zord fight when someone got kicked in the happy place.]

[black_lion]

He can't have been much trouble. Even for you Rangers.

[Really now.]

[kungfublackfrog]

Not...my proudest moment.

[Anyone who can actually hit Zordon is pretty out there.]

[ay_yi_yi_yi_yi]

[FLAIL]

AY YI YI!