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dear_mun2013-08-06 09:27 pm
ex_starks385) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-06 09:27 pm
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( the tinman's rusty, be gentle. )
Alright, hey. Look, listen — focus up here, funsize.
You're not looking. You're — great, okay. Hey. Remember me? Of course you do. You wanna know how I know? Because every time you get a funky little e-mail telling you that my, uh — "paid services" are running out? You renew 'em. Now, correct me if I'm wrong — which, let's be honest here, when am I ever? — but usually when one renews said services, they intend to, I don't know use? Said services.
What have you done for me so far? Oh, right. A good, heaping helping of absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate whatever it is you think you do for me, but how about we get a little something going, huh? Whaddaya say?
Done deal. Dish out some of that hard-earned money of yours and you and me, we'll make a little magic happen.
You're not looking. You're — great, okay. Hey. Remember me? Of course you do. You wanna know how I know? Because every time you get a funky little e-mail telling you that my, uh — "paid services" are running out? You renew 'em. Now, correct me if I'm wrong — which, let's be honest here, when am I ever? — but usually when one renews said services, they intend to, I don't know use? Said services.
What have you done for me so far? Oh, right. A good, heaping helping of absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate whatever it is you think you do for me, but how about we get a little something going, huh? Whaddaya say?
Done deal. Dish out some of that hard-earned money of yours and you and me, we'll make a little magic happen.