Canon is Red Dwarf novel "Last Human"

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Oh, you sneaky, sneaky thing. Have I mentioned recently how much I love you?

And yes, I can be a rough and tumble space marine who studied at West Point. I just also happen to be cute as a bug's ear. It can happen. Just because I share a face with Seth Cohen doesn't mean I actually am Seth Cohen. I'm butch, all right?

This is my face, it always has been and it always will be.

I knew you couldn't get rid of me.

Kisses,
~Michael