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[robincomplex]

Why Am I Always Attracted to Psychotic Women: The Derek Hale Story.

You're right, it is catchy. In fact, maybe when the latest round of supernatural what the hell blows over for five minutes, I could go all Twilight on everyone and become a multimillionaire who can get something with more firepower than a baseball bat. Or an island. An island where only people who don't kill or abduct people are allowed. Vampires and zombies have been done to death, though -

- I think I'm going to have to go with mermaids. Seashell bras regardless of gender. Yeah.

[...]

God, I hate everything right now.

Comments

[apoisontree]

The real question is who are you going to get to play yourself in the Lifetime movie?

[robincomplex]

Andrew Garfield. Even though he's older than me.

[Because he's Spider-Man able to convincingly play a geeky yet heroic high schooler, what what.]

I feel like anything I say for you will be too flattering and I don't want it to come across that I like you. But Quinto for Derek - it's the serial killer eyebrows. So we need someone that looks like you, but could be related to him.

[apoisontree]

There's a long standing tradition of having men in their late twenties and early thirties playing 'teens' on television. Have they made you sit through Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet yet? It's unnerving.

I could be in inexplicably British. It would add to that air of mystery and refinement.

[robincomplex]

Not that I can remember. But keep in mind our English teacher is the Darach. [/bleak stare.]

In that case, Gary Oldman. Less Commissioner Gordon, more Leon.

[apoisontree]

So long as I don't have to wear the white suit, I think I can manage.

[anticonvulsant]

Clearly someone hasn't seen Cabin in the Woods.

[robincomplex]

Mysterious rituals and human sacrifices are automatic bans from Stilestopia. As in fired by Acme Corporation catapult into a glade of mistletoe style offense.

[anticonvulsant]

I meant the mermaid thing. Although I guess that was a merman.

[robincomplex]

Ah - yeah. True. But there's no epic mermaid love tale outside Disney or fifty apocalypse survival movies. Yet. Yet.

[anticonvulsant]

That's a pretty good point. Who would the love triangle be with? Fisherman?

[mamanurse]

I'm not getting my bat back, am I?

[robincomplex]

It went out in a blaze of glory. W...ant to guess what you'll be getting for Christmas? [:D?]

[mamanurse]

Can't wait.

Of course, I have other issues than lacking my Louisville Slugger right now.

[kindabummedbeta]

...wait, you're going to get sparkly and start stalking girls who are younger than you?

[lefthandedgenius]

Does this island have seat side waiter servers for the cabana chairs? Because if so, I'm totally there.

Assuming non-killing supernaturals who just lead the way to the dead after the fact are allowed.