Homeless Forever. Canon: Attack on Titan

[humanities_reminder]

[What's that sound? That slow crashing and rumbling?

Sounds like footsteps... But surely its sounds too big to be footsteps?

Don't look now, but yes, that really is a herd of mindless gigantic humanoids stepping through the place. Crushing whatever is in their path.

Could it get any worse? .... Oh it can and it is.

Those Titan's have no discrimination over who or what they pluck up from the ground. Stuffing them into their mouths and chewing mindlessly away.

Good luck with them. You'll need it.]

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[stitchedupbodyguard]

[What the hell are those things?!

Veronica watches from a small distance away, swords sliding out of her cloak in case she needs them.

Who knows, they could be friendly. Right?]

[humanities_reminder]

[What are we? Something you should be avoiding. Something you should be running and hiding from.

It doesn't matter the distance you're at. Once they see you... Its only a matter of time before its all over.]

[notmakingsense]

Hmm?

[Here comes this guy, lazily flying through the air towards the mindless giants. He stops a little ways in front of the nearest one.]

What are you then? I didn't created you did I?

[humanities_reminder]

Uurgh...Mmhun!!

[Groaned a Titan as it's huge hand snatched out at the air, trying to grab the flying pest. That's all it was to the Titan.

It had no comment, nothing to say other then grunts and groans.]

[strider_pride]

[What the fuck?]

hey dumbasses
watch your step
like you know how to even step
youre just clumsy ass fuckers that dont know how to move

[humanities_reminder]

[OH! Now that smells like a human!

Congratulations Dave. You've caught a rather large curious one's attention.

The clumsy giant slowly leans over where the boy was standing. Gormless smile pulling over its huge mouth as it simply groaned.]

Uuummmmmgh~

[idkworldruler]

[He sighs and starts counting them.]

It's not Tuesday again, is it? I reserved this day for the Great Old Ones.

[humanities_reminder]

[Just don't get to close to them, they may seem kind of dumb but they're more trouble then their worth.

As your busy counting them, more and more wander into the area.]

[springcleaning]

[Guren no Yumiya begins to play.]

[humanities_reminder]

[Lets dance~!]

[sweetjeans]

OH...!

[He knew that sound all to well, what a traumatizing noise... What the hell, titan's aren't aloud here?!]

G-Get ready to die, bastards!

[Jean, don't tell me you've grown rusty]

[humanities_reminder]

[Jean~ It knows your smell, it knows your voice. It knows you sometimes stumble and pause in this situation and it knows to move fast...

Make your move scardy cat. Its now or never.]

[toobig]

[Well Bertholdt certainly doesn't smell human, does he?]

[humanities_reminder]

[Indeed he does not. Could possibly be why the Titan nearest him seems to be simply ignoring him.]

[greatrage]

TITANS!!

[don't mind Eren while he pretty much takes an entire chunk out of his hand while biting it.

Cue Guren no Yumiya accompaniment to his magical girl transformation]

[humanities_reminder]

[Did you miss me? Your mother went down a treat, shame we don't eat for flavour or food, I bet she would have tasted just great had I paid attention.

Oh, what's this? Party trick? That's nice. Lets play.]

[confidencecharacter]

....I mean, I'm ready to die but-There are tags to keep fighting for!

[humanities_reminder]

[...Are you shitting me?]

Someone please save him T-T

[an_arlert_mind]

. . . . .

no....n-no not again... n-not here... no....nn..

does this work C:

[greatrage]

[hey there BFF, there's a big hand coming your way. But the grab is not harsh and crushing, it's almost gentle. Yep, have a titan bro scooping you up]

Rrrrrr...

[schild]

[ YEAH BRO LET'S GO BREAK SHIT HIGH-FIVE. ]

[toobig]

[humanities_reminder]

[Fuck yes! Lets do this shit!

If you could just take out a few of the ones trying to kill me, that would be awesome buddie.]

[tyrant_flughude]

[Well, this guy certainly doesn't smell human, nor does he seem terribly concerned except for one thing.]

Could you take this elsewhere? You're making a mess of the courtyard. [He's trying to enjoy his tea here, gawd.]

[humanities_reminder]

[Sure thing buddie! Just as soon as I've ripped the roof off of this place and thrashed my hand about in there. I'm sure I saw a human run in to take cover before...

... Oopsie~ This is part of that courtyard you were complaining about, wasn't it?]

[slayerofgiants]

[ON NO A COLOSSUS--wait.

That is not a colossus. It is not made of rock.

Huh.

But Wander is going to raise his sword anyway and hope the beam of light shows him where the weak spot is JUST IN CASE. GOTTA FIND THAT SIGIL.]

[humanities_reminder]

[ All Wander is really doing, is drawing attention to himself.

Hope the hero doesn't mind a curious Titan, leaning down, drooling and reaching a slow hand towards him?]