re: not typing fast enough.

[counterpoints]

Well, if you're finished dragging your feet, perhaps you can finish the application in time for the next round.

Oh, but that would put a blemish on my spotless record of timeliness and attendance to duty, wouldn't it?

I'll be over here packing my things, staring meaningfully to guilt you into working faster.

I hear it works wonders for those religious types, guilting.

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[ex_apostasy775]

Religious types and dog people.

[counterpoints]

Sad guilting puppy faces almost never work on me.

[ex_apostasy775]

No? Because I have it on reasonably-reliable authority that you've accompanied a puppy-eyed blood mage on a quest you know will end horribly, forgiven a puppy-eyed bastard of an elf who makes you wait three years between tumbles, and spent hours helping a pouty, possessed madman collect crystallized shit.

[counterpoints]

I did say almost never.

Besides, I told her no! I put up with so many speeches about being able to control the totally-not-evil demons that my eyes crossed and somehow I got lassoed in. No guilting involved.


[ No comment on the rest? LOOK, ANDERS, SHE'S STILL ANNOYED ABOUT THE CRYSTALLIZED SHIT. ]

[ex_apostasy775]

[It wasn't him okay.]

Yes, I'm sure the fact that those speeches were accompanied by puppy eyes is only a coincidence.

[counterpoints]

[ YOU'RE THE CLOSEST ANDERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO. Also: seriously how bitter that damn mirror quest is unavoidable. ]

Fairly sure I can resist puppy eyes when they come packaged with demons.

[canigetyoualadder]

I've attempted to convince mine that it isn't worth practically killing herself [That's a stretch, Amell.] to finish this application in time for this month's round. And yet, she stares wistfully at an open document, where she's only filled out the easy bits. Like name and canon.

[counterpoints]

Well cousin, help me help you. It could be both of our lucky days.

Mine is still insisting on finishing a playthrough first. As though it can't wait until she finishes filling it out.

[canigetyoualadder]

A playthrough. Now that's a thought. Listen to cousin dear, Mundane. Do a playthrough. And take not of all my witty one-liners, because I am brilliant about them.

[counterpoints]

I'm so glad to hear we have so many things in common, cousin.

We'll be an unstoppable one-liner force.

[canigetyoualadder]

And can you believe it? She's talking about starting a playthrough as an elf! An elf!

I mean, not that I have anything against elves, but that's hardly a canon review for me, now is it? Someone's biting off more than she can chew. [Quiet, you.]

[counterpoints]

That sounds strangely like sidestepping one's duty, to my ears.

Will this elf at least be a mage?

[canigetyoualadder]

No! A rogue. Not even the sort you're used to that practically fly through the air. I don't know what to do with this woman, cousin. I don't.

[counterpoints]

[ In That Bland Tone. ] Well, that doesn't sound like what we agreed upon at all. A rogue elf is hardly a mage human, and I'm calling this a dereliction of duty.

[canigetyoualadder]

I think we're going to have a come to Andraste moment, her and I.