or we can hide the body.

[shrikes]

I don't want to be your favorite. It's fine if you want to continue whatever this is but don't fixate on me. That doesn't go very well, historically. Just let me go back to being in the background. Play with that... assassin you miss so much. Does anyone up here not kill people?

[ um no actually i just noticed that ]

You just noticed that? You need more help than I do.

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N...o favorite?

[glumshoe]

[ Sadly puts macaroni drawing of he and Abigail in a safe location like with her father whoops. ]

NO, suck my design

[shrikes]

Was that macaroni.

[buttpatting]

You're hardly an assassin, Abigail. Perhaps that's why you are the favorite.

You're the one they would least suspect.

[shrikes]

[ til u come in blurting out all her secrets. a murdergician never reveals handini ]

Unassuming. There are other people -- er, characters, who fit that description on her "list." Don't know why I'm the one that stuck. [ fucking liiiiiie it's the cannibal puns, it's like 50% the cannibal puns ]

[wayfare]

You think hunting's drawing her attention? You can lay low for a while, if you need to.

[shrikes]

If it's not hunting it'll be something else. Something worse, probably. The last thing I need is more excuses for you to put me at the kiddie table.

[valuation]

You've observed a pattern in the trajectory of her fixations?

[shrikes]

She likes anyone that's deadly but she latches onto the ones with identity issues. [ aaaalmost a questioning tone since degree in psychology she doesn't have one ]

[infomodder]

She could always fixate on Winston.

post blowing up my phone

[shrikes]

I think she wants your mun to do that.

[kingmakersdaughter]

[Have a very confused looking future Queen of England looking at you right now.]

You do not want to be your muns favorite?

[She still finds it strange to use that word. 'Mun'. She's just learnt it.]

[shrikes]

[ goodness she's not from around here. point in her favour. ]

It's not that big a surprise. The last person didn't want the job either.

[widowing]

Think of them as spiders if it makes you feel any better.

[ fuck you she's hilarious ]

~threadjacks

[hulkish]

[ seriously? ]

[shrikes]

Spiders are smarter.

[spiderhorse]

[spiders are people too

don't be so offensive]

[butwhytho]

[das rude nat]

A young Hannibal, it's her perfect boyfriend :D

[fine_young]

Your mun likes killers too?

he ate my heart and then he ate my brain (and fed it to me) D:

[shrikes]

Looks like it's more common than I thought it was. [ suuuuuper comforting ]

this post is beautiful, i just had to come in and say that ok, sorry, i'm out

[seetoomuch_dontseeenough]

[there is not another will graham here]

no come back

[nightstag]

[follow the stag back to the comment box, will]

i accept this apology on the condition that you join us in the hideous quicksandbox ♥

[shrikes]

[ but her tryhard dad senses are tingling! ]

It's a lot creepier if you don't say anything.

[enabeled]

I think you'll find it isn't too uncommon to have at least one killer trapped up there with you. Nothing to be ashamed of, anyway. Not really the same as real murder as long as it all stays inside your head. Lucky for most.

But maybe you're the new favorite because you fit the bill better than all the other usual suspects. Or it could just be a honeymoon phase. What do you think?

[shrikes]

I think there's no one around to catch her crazy so she's forcing it on me. Or using me to find people more willing to share it with her. [ it appears to have worked yay :| ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

How curious, that one so young shies from arguably flattering attention. The favorite, after all.

[shrikes]

Arguably flattering. Which side are you on?