dear_mun | May. 28th, 2013

May. 28th, 2013

You can't send me away - I won't let you. I don't care if you say there are lots of shiny things for me to collect, if I don't have my powers, I can't take them home with me.

No, no, no. I don't want go. You can't make me.

[charlie brown mumbles]

My... arms? They'd be fixed? All pretty and new? I still don't want to be sent away, though.

deusrexmachina

I'm gonna miss talking to some of the people there, like Kay and Ironhide, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do and I know that dropping me from there isn't the only way you've been cutting back on game stuff, lately. At least it's a pretty sure thing that Six and White Knight can handle themselves okay.

On the up side, that's one less area you can use to make things rough on me.

Now if you can just leave me alone for a while in Nautilus, that'd be great. I mean, hey, why not give me some time off from the usual trouble you like to cause? After all, yesterday was my three year anniversary there, my reboot problem's been fixed and Korra just got back. Gimme a little time to bask in some of that awesome win, huh?

spacedrmccoy

Now just wait a damn minute.
The last time you dragged me into one of these games, it didn't exactly end very well for me. Or anyone else you've got couped up in there. Now I'm flattered you remain so fond o' me missy but you've got far better things to do with your time than to toy around with other people.

[Even if it means you get to explore other places?]

Explore? Dammit woman, I'm a Doctor! I am not your play thing!

If you insist on making me endure any such 'games' than at least allow me to function as a medical officer. I remember the places you sent me to... If I'm goin', at least let me be of help.

fakesshorthand

And I'm back why?

titanium_backstory

So Miss Mundane... bit of a strange thing to call you, if you ask me. Not that I'm complaining. Not about that, anyway.

This 'Wake" place seems alright but it's definitely no Walter Manor. I'd have to ask for time off, and an escort, and a fake mustache and...

Wait you mean they just kidnap me? Kinda rude. I'm not too sure what I think about that, won't the guys need me? I know for darn certain Qwerty will mess up the house again without me there...

... Will I at least get to keep my guitar?

baes

You're only just now that interested in me? I-- I mean, I guess I'm kind of flattered, because at least this means I'm not there, but..

Don't get any ideas. He let go. I think that's a pretty good indication that he doesn't care. If anything, I'd.. kind of.. like to meet Emma and Henry. You said they're important to me later, right? So.

lonesomewerewolf

You just couldn't keep it to yourself, could you? I wish I could say I was surprised. Well, if you've gotten far enough to actually force this out, then you can go the rest of the way and finish the job... just don't get upset when the whole story comes out and it's nothing like what you've seen so far. That's what always happens, after all, isn't it? I'd keep from sending me places until you know everything, though.

Me? Oh, I'm fine. I'm glad someone's taking notice of me, at least, and I'm glad you kept yourself from making crass comments about hairballs and "bitches". I might've had to kill you then.

suboceanic

Hey there, mun~ Or is mundane better? ...Mmm, nah, I like the sound of "mun", so mun it is!

So hey! You're gonna find Wally and me a Brendan soon, right? Man what a holdup!!

...Right, patience. Time and tide. I just...wanna keep them around me, you know? They're my best friends.

crossbeat

Without Hibiki, Kanade, or Hummy...

[ ouch. why u do dis, mundane? ]

I'm sorry. I'll do my best to... make friends.

saintedsinner

Yes, yes. I'm happy you found a place that piqued your curiosity. And it's more prose so that you can work on your writing skills. Fantastic. You wrote out the app in no time and actually feel confident about it.

No, I don't care that I have some cast mates there. Poor bastards are stuck there too with crazy people guiding them like I have guiding me.

Did it have to be some horror house? Guess it could be worse, I suppose.

emms

You're lying, Mun. All of what you just said is fairytales and nothing more. C'mon. I'm eight. You don't think I'll really believe all of that princess nonsense, do you? Besides. If my parents were really...those people...then they wouldn't have left me in foster care.

ruthenia

( This miss isn't thrilled. ) What a waste of time. I'm bored already. I don't want to hang around in a place like this.

...But fine. I'll tell your fortune to pass the time. But only a quick one.

andnowisee

Mun.

I told you you were worrying over nothing.

And now that the hardest part is over, you can concentrate on working on the app, all right?

whoyougonnacall

Let me get this straight.

You completely ignore me for two years -- two years -- and now you want me back? So you can wipe my memories and then dump me in the middle of an alien invasion?

NO DEAL.

I'd rather stay in retirement, thanks.

...and what kind of name is "Mamoru" anyway? Wrong anime, dumbass.

ruby_roses

So... why the sudden surge of interest, mun? I thought you were 'disappointed that Blake wasn't a monkey-girl' or something stupid.

[Shrug.]

Whatever, just so long as you don't try to do anything stupid with me, I'll be fine. Oh, and if you're going to let me stretch my legs, Rose is kinda thirsty. I know you know what I mean.

[OOC: Any ideas as to what I should tag her canon as for the moment are welcome. >.>]

fan_servicing

I'm not entirely sure this is the wisest course of action. Yes, I realize I have not been a shining example of sound decision making as of late but that hardly means throwing in your lot with aliens is a good idea.

Aliens does imply space ship, I understand tha-

Oh... oh well that changes things... Really? It's openly accessible to people attempting to make repai-

Right. Carry on.

anpan_tan

Why can't you let me die in a battle like a real soldier? Do I really have to die a stupid death like that? Being thrown on the window?

And I have a fiancee!!! We want to marry!

...but you just kill me and all my kids I could have as well.

Right. But don't count on me ever again when you want to app to one of those awesome games where everyone is so cool and kind you want to be with them forever. I won't be here anymore. Go and find another fool to drive crazy.

Yamazaki Sagaru

twelveminutes

I think he grew up just fine.

scissorluv

Listen --- whatever.

I'm stuck in here with someone who's so... so nice she's probably neighbors with Betty Sue Goldenheart; the least you could do is give me a pair of scissors so I could slowly poke my eyes out. I hate -- [Yeah, we know Jade.]

And while you're at it, stop farming out my boyfriend.

[He's not--]

My. Boyfriend.

aintnoconvict

Well, y-you should've thought of that before you yanked me from "we're not safe ever no matter what" town. I mean I know you had to but now you've just got me kinda drifting around all aimless, and that's no good for me keeping my marbles organized.

If you do take me somewhere else, make sure it's got less...pain and dying and stuff like that. A mysterious city full of puppies sounds fantastic, or or a fancy resort. Someplace nice, doll, think we can do that?

earnedmystripes

Naa...it's just another couple days, right? That's not too long.

I mean, I wanna see him again too, but you know why you gotta wait. You can do it!

[Yep, that sure was a dorky thumbs-up right there.]

--Oi, oi! What d'you mean 'I'm one to talk'?! I'm totally patient!!

...Sometimes. Sorta.

[HUFF.]

That's different, okay. Rushing in to help when people're in trouble doesn't count!

...Stop smirking like that!!

myownhand

Well that was a nice long break. I hope y'enjoyed th'rest of th'muselist while I sat here gatherin' cobwebs. I don't care if y'were 'finishin' school' or 'tryin' t'graduate'-- I'm pretty sure most muns at least throw their muses a bone.

I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.

Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.

[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]

blondenotstupid

Yeah um hi? Excuse me? Mundane is it? Can I just say, that’s a really unflattering name. I mean hearing it doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence where you’re concerned but then that kind of went out the window when you thought that sending me to a sex island was a good idea, didn't it!

Couldn’t we start with one of those other places you seem to like? I mean okay, sure I’m not exactly Knight material but the waiting room for Utopia? That’s something I could work with.

What do you mean there are no computers? Are you trying to bore me to death because if I wanted that I never would have gotten involved with Oliver… Not that I’m involved with Oliver I just mean that I’m his girl… I tweak his system… Operating system. Of his computer.

autumnharvest

I won't disagree that it looks like a pleasant place.

I do have to disagree that it's a good place to send me. Not only would I be stripped of my powers over the harvest, no one there has faith in me. Or any of the others, for that matter. Even if you say I could regain my faith by breeding those pokémon and giving out berries. Do you have any idea how long it took to gain the faith I have now? Even if I did begin to resow my faith there, it wouldn't be the same.

Please reconsider.

alteanprince

Milady,

I find it rather interesting I've returned to the front of the muse-space not by replaying my own game but that of my descendants. Granted you have played my own game three times, yet that was some time ago. I must admit, I have some rather interesting yet capable descendants.

Interest aside, I am uncertain what you wish to do with me. You've looked at several communities, though choosing others over myself. Perhaps a dressing room will do?

fireenginered

I know you are angry about the anniversary episode. It wasn't handled with the best decorum, I'll agree.

But it'll work out, you'll see. And you will enjoy seeing Dana, Wes, Tommy, Leo and the others again as much as I did.

And could you find something for me to do? You've had this journal for a while and you know me, I like to be active.

notsostraightforward

( Mild spoilers under cut, probably major spoilers in comments )

slavegirl

I'm bored! [If you couldn't tell she was bored maybe the kicking legs in the air while she's on her back might well tip you off.]

So bored I could die from boredom all together.

Find me something interesting to do would you? You won't even let me do what I do best and control anybody.

You could at least find me somebody to play with if you aren't going to let me run free!

Not Yours,
Slavegirl of Master Fiori.

shieldstar

I'm the star of the show, here!! It's almost criminal how you're keeping a big guy like me cooped up! A big stage is exactly what I need!! Let's get going, Mun!! I'm not going to let you upstage me!!!

[And with that he gives Mun a thumbs up!]

Maybe you need a little motivation to get this show on the road? What better than a big guy like me taking charge?

[Grinning, he raises a fist!]

Let's get going, Mun! I'm sure there's lots of games out there!!

nameless_hollow

What, ya expect me to be happy that Zangetsu's around? He's being such a goddamn brat; it's so annoyin'.

He better get his shit in order or he's on his own. I ain't babysittin' his ass.

sonof_thrain

An underwater world? Have you lost all of your remaining senses? I will not be thrust into another of your foolish games! Enough of this foolishness. I seek to know why you seek to send me into the murky depths of this Vatheon place. Have you not sated your appetite for treating me like a puppet?

Nay, I cannot understand your reasoning, scribe. It goes beyond me. You mention there is another dwarf already there. Even so, I will not be coaxed into another fruitless adventure! I already have one and seek to carry it out. I do not need to hear another word out of you. [Grumbling and more grumbling.]

I wish to be left alone for a few moments.

avoidsdrowning

I'm not so sure about this, Mun, every time you try to app me somewhere you give up because my canon is "too confusing." Never mind that its no more confusing than the other canons you play from. What makes this time any different from the last?

You can't answer that, can you?

cheaptricks

You know, it's kind of hard to have a conversation with someone when you're just sitting there staring at your computer screen while I'm trying to talk. I mean even my helping hands can move around, as useless as they are and JARVIS is a better conversationalist than you, buddy.

Then again I programmed him that way. Point for me.

Anyway, just saying, that might be why you're having so much trouble with this. Just a suggestion, y'know, little helpful advice. Might consider taking it.

...Are you even listening?

bythestone

By the Stone, mun! Impatience must be an innate characteristic of you humans, no doubt. You aren't even finished "setting up everything" and yet here you are, rushing things out as if you'd start a sixth Blight if you don't do it this instant!

Why don't you take it slow, instead? Think about it some more, sit down and light a fire... drink some ale! And when you're so drunk you can't even lift your mug anymore, sleep on it and wait until the day after. If you still don't feel ready then, well! Time to repeat everything from the start, I say! With stronger ale, maybe.

Worked for all my important life decisions thus far. Took me three days of that to decide if I was going to crush my dear brother's head with a maul or punch him in the face to death when we would meet again. Sadly didn't get to do either, but you get my point.

spockpony

Mun, this procrastination is becoming increasingly ridiculous.

You've been promising yourself that you would send me to this game for nigh on two months and you still are no further on my application than you were in April. I know you've been struggling a little at what to do with your other character in this game, but you seem to have pulled yourself out of your unfortunate slump and you must admit that I am a natural for this game, having already been equine long before these rainbow-associated phenomena began abducting individuals across the multiverse.

And besides, I am excessively curious to see what relation these "Elements of Harmony" have to the Rainbow of Light.

carnivalofmiracles

( cut for typing quirk/grammar abuse )

highking_ofskyrim

So, you finally brought me out of that dark pit known as your head space. Yet, you seek to send me to a land filled with dragons. Are you insane? I have a war to fight, as you well know. Tullius and his Imperial dogs are not going to sit and watch, while you take me to this "Dragon Haven." Dragons are creatures of terrible power and only seek to bring down our kingdoms. Skyrim needs me here in Windhelm. This is where I belong. My Stormcloaks rely on me to keep the land free of Imperials.

Gods only know what Balgruuf thinks. He is probably laughing on his throne right now. This is outright foolish and I will not take lightly to your plans. Yet, if I am to go to these lands, at least allow me to take my blade and honour with me.

A true high king must not go without his Nordic honour. My blood is for my people, as you already know.

daughterwolf

[Everyone knows what a caged animal looks like. There are videos, circuses, book descriptions galore. Here is a young woman raised by a god, whose soul was stolen by the wolves. She paces, she growls.]

Take me back!

[To the forest, the living one which will continue to thrive. The humans cannot, will not win. They can't.] The boar tribe is ready to fight. I must go with Okkoto. [As raspy as her voice is, as much as she bristles... it's still a plea. She will fight for her own forest. For a true future.]

The forest you will send me to is dead. [Full of demons. That's the nature of the Devil's Sea.]

drillsergeantnasty

That makes two of us who'd like to know that, soldier. I'm not letting you pussy out on me so let's see if this goes through your thick head.

This ain't gonna be a slumber party. You can forget all about the pillow fighting and girly talk, because we've got some training to do. That's right, missy. We're going to start your training here and now if you think you have any hopes of surviving this. You should be grateful this ain't a Cy-bug infested nest otherwise I can guarantee you'd be soiling your pants right now.

Are we clear on that, soldier?

Good. Now hop to it!

memoriolae

You couldn't understand it. Sitting there, believing you've known it? I've seen it. For thousands of years I've seen what you've been doing to the planet, what he let you do. I worked to protect my home, but you let yourselves destroy it, and you ask for help even now.

Isn't that a choice? Whether to let you sit and suffer from your own deeds or to step in and be the graceful solution and watch it happen all over again.

Such animals. Perhaps you could decide what the right course should be.

vicious_nymph

Wait.

Wait just a moment.

YOU DID WHAT? You've had some insane ideas and I've entertained them for my own amusement, but this time is way too far. Putting me into some happy and bright game where you're a bright pastel colored pony is not going to happen. I don't care how hilarious you think it is, I'm not turning into some smiling and singing pony. It's not going to happen.

STOP LAUGHING.

nahtscared

Okay, mun (weird name, but hey, like I can talk). Let's talk. Now, I'm still not sure about your reasons for picking up my "voice", as you call it around here, but that's not really the main issue. I've got a few things to ask you about. And... yeah, I think we can call some of them complaints.

Number one: This username. I bet you just think you're hilarious, but let me tell you, I'm not laughing. If you aren't going to change it, let's at least limit the references to it, alright?

... Stop grinning like that. I said stop it!

Fine, moving on. Number two: Stop worrying about my parentage so much. Honestly, it's probably not even going to come up in any games, if we even go to any, and yes, you can bet I plan on having words with you about that too, and if it does we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Just vary up my hair color in the icons.

Speaking of which, number three: Get more icons. I have like three expressions right now and that's not enough for practically anyone. I suppose it might work for someone like mother, who has "grinning", "grinning wider", and "pouting", but that's about it. Don't tell me it's hard to find them either, you're just being lazy.

And lastly, and probably most importantly... What in blazes are you planning to do with me? I know you've been considering that place with the catchable monsters, and the other one where you have to hug people, but you haven't really put that much effort into looking at either one. Can you at least start trying a bit more now that you've actually made the account? Is that too much to ask?

... If you want my thoughts, I'd rather we go with neither and find someplace that isn't going to take away my transformation or force me to cuddle strangers, but I'm guessing that's probably not an option. So seriously, just figure something out.

In the meantime, I'll be trying to find people I know. There seem to be several of them around here, at least...

hotsexyamazon

I must admit, your choice of rps are very interesting. While I certainly wish to save the world - or any world where I live, - I'm not certain human contact and hugging is the way to do it. Then again, human traditions still elude me. I could be wrong about this.

peopledontforget

Can't say I approve of where you're thinking of sending me. I'm a married man.

composure

... Call it quits when school's back on track for ya. You almost don't have my "voice" anymore. Ya can always come back some time so don't sweat it.

limityourharem

Ms. Mundane, really? Really?

You've chosen to send me to a game simply because your friends thought my username was funny and oddly fitting. I would call that no less than a gross exaggeration. I sincerely doubt Miss Minazuki's harem has five thousand people in it.

Besides, this would give me less time to keep an eye on Iono-sama. She'll surely bring even more home at this rate.

Finally, I would entreat you to find out how my name is actually supposed to be spelled. The translations don't want to agree.

Sincerely,

Kass Lucence

magical_jerk

Hahahoho~ It's adorable you think you can keep me under lock and key mun, I managed to dupe my brother's for nearly two hundred years, what makes you think you can do any better?

However I do love the idea of spreading my message across the multiverse, and those games are the prefect outlet for that.

mera_mera_ace

You know...I really don't LIKE setting things on fire...they just kind of happen. So I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to goad me into setting people on fire for you because you're angry. That's not a nice thing to do there Miss mun.

No I don't back down from fights but you're being stupid! Just get over it already and accept it. You can't change it and it just means you're gong to have to try harder.

If you didn't have the time you shouldn't have applied in the first place!

I'm taking a nap if you don't stop whining...then what would you do? You'd be stuck with grumpy Mcgrump pants marine if I did that. So put your big girl panties on and just deal with it. It's probably a better thing it happened this way anyway.

klaus_von_wolfstadt

You know, a man can only fool himself for so long.

Wouldn't think it'd be silence that'd do the trick and dredge up the truth. But the quiet does funny things, doesn't it? It's a damned subtle reminder. Lets you know what's left to call your own.

Dead dreams. Old ghosts. Madness. ....Hunger that'll never find what it needs. All those things that get buried in the noise, just to keep breathing on borrowed time. Until a man forgets why he keeps drawing breath. Until-

He stops lying to himself.

[ Silence. ]

Well, it's fitting. Things gone mad and feral? There's only one way their ending goes. It's just a matter of making the choice- slow and painful, or quick with a little more mercy.

unguided

You finally being caught up means I am. And it feels like I've lost everything. I never stopped caring about Roy, but Walter? Mom? Ollie's never around. The Glades, Tommy...

What am I going to do? I can't live in that hell again. Not when I finally climbed out of it. I had a job and a life and something that was mine.

Now what?

purethingsonly

So this is it... W-well okay what are you waiting for!!

I-I'll cheer you on so start writing!

But keeping my memories from Prayer's Pass...

( she seems unsure ) Do you really think that will help me?

I think we have issues.

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