voice test (the heck am I doing?)

[drillsergeantnasty]

That makes two of us who'd like to know that, soldier. I'm not letting you pussy out on me so let's see if this goes through your thick head.

This ain't gonna be a slumber party. You can forget all about the pillow fighting and girly talk, because we've got some training to do. That's right, missy. We're going to start your training here and now if you think you have any hopes of surviving this. You should be grateful this ain't a Cy-bug infested nest otherwise I can guarantee you'd be soiling your pants right now.

Are we clear on that, soldier?

Good. Now hop to it!

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[jiminyjaminy]

[He lets out a happy little sigh.]

You know, I just love it when you're direct like that.

[drillsergeantnasty]

[Oh stop it, Felix, you're going to make her blush.]

Well someone has to get it through to her. If it has to be me, then so be it. None of the other little girls up here seem man enough to do it.

[jiminyjaminy]

Your mun isn't mistreating you all, now is she? Because that just won't do!

[drillsergeantnasty]

Mistreating--? [She blinks a bit before she chuckles.] This kid couldn't hurt a fly, Fix-It. Besides, I think the babies up here are in more trouble than me at this point in time.

[jiminyjaminy]

[He looks relived before asking;]

Not actual infants, I hope?

[drillsergeantnasty]

[She shakes her head.]

Nah. I'd be a bit worried then at least. Infants have no place on the front lines.

[jiminyjaminy]

Maybe you might go a little bit easier on the others, in that case? Not everyone can be as...adaptable as you are.