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[suboceanic]

Hey there, mun~ Or is mundane better? ...Mmm, nah, I like the sound of "mun", so mun it is!

So hey! You're gonna find Wally and me a Brendan soon, right? Man what a holdup!!

...Right, patience. Time and tide. I just...wanna keep them around me, you know? They're my best friends.

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[umadoka]

[ /人◕‿‿◕人\ ! ]

Do you miss someone?

[suboceanic]

[omg cute thing what are you

a monster or a Pokemon

She'd hate it if you were a monster, she'd probably have to kill you.]

A little bit? It's more like mun hasn't found anybody to "play" the guy yet, but he always was a Slowpoke...

[umadoka]

[ He's a Forme of Jirachi. Srsly. Really. Why would I lie about this? ]

If you really want to find him, I can help you.

[suboceanic]

[Everyone knows Pokemon don't lie! ....Well, most of them don't. Maybe?]

You can? How so?

[champ_coordinator]

It is always nice to meet a new Pokémon trainer. You are one, are you not?

[suboceanic]

Well, I wouldn't call myself that... But mun says that has different connotations or whatever in my world!

What's it mean in yours?

[mindover]

I do hope we find Brendan soon. It's weird not having him around.

[suboceanic]

Yeah! It's not strange that he's behind us, but it's super-weird for him to be outright nowhere!

[mindover]

Mhm. He can rest assured we at least won't leave him behind, though.

[suboceanic]

Of course not! But if we don't make him feel like it sometimes, he'll never get a move on!

[Though he's getting better, like she is.]

[ruby_roses]

[That icon. It's the essence of creepy.]

...Right. Anyone ever tell you how creepy your face looks right now?

[suboceanic]

[Never say that to a Dark Knight.]

Aw, you really think so? That's supposed to be my "sweet" one!

[ruby_roses]

[Ruby isn't exactly scared of much.]

Nope. Full-blown creepy.

[suboceanic]

Oh well~ Side-effect of the job, I guess!

[ascetics]

Your friend will come around soon, I'm sure. Knowing my mundane, she's probably already looking for someone to enable...

[suboceanic]

He better not keep us waiting too long! [Huff!] Well, I'm working on it, too!

[ascetics]

[He chuckles.] Like your mundane said, patience, young lady. Good things come to those who wait.

/tosses this AU at her

[deceptivestone]

Someone's cheerful today.

oh boy

[suboceanic]

I always am~!

Re: oh boy

[deceptivestone]

That's good to hear, Haruka. Or is it May?

[HE CAN NEVER BE TO SURE OK.]

[normaltype]

...

"Haste makes waste", too.

[Guess who's not too thrilled to know he's the result of the mundanes in question scraping the bottom of the enabling barrel. ...Does this mean his very existence might be a shoddy hack job!?]

[suboceanic]

[Oh you know she loves you no matter if you're a shoddy hack job or not.]

Heehee... Time and tide may be patient, but they also wait for no man! And no woman waits for a man with time on his hands. [...She just always picks on the people she likes.]

[normaltype]

[Sometimes he isn't too sure.]

They can all go on without me. Especially the girls.

[...okay, no, he won't give up on his convenient bodyguard that easily.]

[mindover]

I'd apologize for my mun, but I don't think she's sorry at all...

[normaltype]

I don't believe anyone involved in this is sorry.

[Except for him. He's allowed to feel sorry for himself. Yeah. Sigh.]