Shut up merida. I've had ~things to do~ also looking at a few places maaaybe.

[myownhand]

Well that was a nice long break. I hope y'enjoyed th'rest of th'muselist while I sat here gatherin' cobwebs. I don't care if y'were 'finishin' school' or 'tryin' t'graduate'-- I'm pretty sure most muns at least throw their muses a bone.

I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.

Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.

[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]

Comments

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Muns can be pretty lazy.

[Hmfh!]

...I'm sorry, did you say demon bears?

[myownhand]

Aye. Demon bears. Apparently gettin' somethin' called a 'cooollege degree' is harder than facin' a demon bear. I think she's exaggeratin', quite frankly.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Actually a college degree is pretty hard to get. I requires a lot of schooling.

...but yeah, fighting demon bears sound dangerous. But kinda fun too.

[bringsthefrost]

Good morning, starshine, the world says hello.

[myownhand]

I see y'haven't lost your corny touch. [Starshine? really?] Been usin' those lines on many lasses since I've been away?

[bringsthefrost]

[Hey, doesn't he get credit for trying?]

Nah. Things have actually been pretty quiet for me too.

[shepherdofthefrost]

Yeah, okay, maybe your mun isn't doing the marriage 'n suitors but did you see what mine did.

[ THE PICTURE - AND THE THING - AND THE - DAMMIT MUN. ]

[myownhand]

Och, it's not like we're actually gettin' married or anythin'.





Right?

[SHE CAN'T BE TOO SURE AT THIS POINT...]

1/???

[shepherdofthefrost]

I - I can't - I don't know! I'm in her head and I don't know what's going on inside her head!

[shepherdofthefrost]

[tough_love]

[You don't know her, but there's a four-armed girl even taller than your father who has quite the objection to something you just said.]

What's wrong with marriage?!

[She sounds positively aghast at your disrespect for such a romantic institution, puny human girl. What is wrong with you.]

[myownhand]

[............................giant.

robot.


She'll deal.]

I'm just not ready for it! My mother wants t'marry me off with out my permission. How'd you feel if your parents came home with three bumblin' tumshies who don't know their way around a bow? I don't think you'd be ready t'rush int'marriage either.

[tough_love]

[Alien, not robot. She's just got different armor than you're probably used to, Merida. And more arms. And eyes.]

Why, I would challenge them in combat, of course!

[...that answer is certainly delivered with more cheerfulness than one would expect.]

[jokester_not_joker]

No forced marriages here, unless your mun really looks around for a game like that.

There are ones where you get special powers though. Much more interesting.

[myownhand]

[And then every batman muse in my head screamed out "NO"]

That's th'problem. She keeps jokin' about stickin' me in games like that and I really don't appreciate her sense of humor.

[snowymischief]

Ew, who're you? [SUP GIRL.]

[myownhand]

Certainly not an invisible guardian of fun.

[:D]

[freakishlyannoying]

What about not demon bears?

What about terrifying bears and demon curses?

[myownhand]

Have y'ever gone up against a demon bear? Or had a curse haunt your family?

[kaihua]

[Why, hello again, awesome archer girl.]

Maybe... you shouldn't be so hard on your mun? Getting an education is important, especially for muns! It wouldn't be right to hog their attentions all the time.

[myownhand]

[Hello fellow warrior woman!~]

Well, that's all well and good if she hadn't been payin' attention t'other muses in th'mean time.

[HUFFING BECAUSE REALLY.]

She's off havin' a grand old time with some lass named Nike, but can't be bothered t'give a look over my way.

[trainsurdragons]

Demon bears and terrifying curses, huh? ...Sounds almost tame compared to what these muns are capable of tossing us into.

[Less capable really, and more willing, Hiccup.

Also hi Merida it's been a while.]

[myownhand]

[Oh hey hiccup. Look who seems to have gathered a good chunk of jacks and other disney type characters.

But mainly look at all dem jacks


help

Although ur a sleeper agent. don't even lie]

True enough, I suppose, though, if my family isn't in danger it's much easier t'deal with.

At least in my opinion.

Hope it's okay /has been wanting to tag

[motherofthesun]

[This has become a thing among humans too?]

[She places her paw on her nose and just... ugh. Mun, you never let her watch the 'movie'. And why is she even here about that? Reminiscing over that is not much fun. The demon bears and curses are way more important.]

[dork_of_keys]

[And Sora is tossed in expressly to attempt enabling. He hates it when his mun does this...]

Does your Mun have any thing in particular in mind for you?

[At the mun's demand request, he's not mentioning the fact there there are some monster bears at the place. At least, he's not offering, but if Merida asks, he won't lie to her.]