dear_mun | May. 27th, 2013

May. 27th, 2013

Sooo, are you ever going to finish that application you promised two months ago? Not that I'm encouraging you of course, I prefer to be miserable in only one place at a time. But you know, a promise is a promise right?

[Really mun, you're almost as bad as he is with this whole promise thing.]

Are settings sections really that off-putting for you?

Wait, a third place? Aren't you taking on more than you can hold? You'll be completely overwhelmed at this rate y'know.

[Why do you like to torture him so much Mun? What has he ever done to you?]

pretty_darn_gay

Actually martinis are my preference but vodka works too.

bowsbeforehoes

You know, I'm usually pretty cool with whatever you plot out. Gunner on a pirate ship? Not bad. Robin Hood for a week? Leather pants aren't my idea of fun, but we handled it.

But making the guy that shoots things go blind? Do you see where the problem is here? You could have taken my hearing away. That's canon somewhere, right?

I swear, you owe me for this.

nothing_but_my_bones

It's better than the other name you had in mind, I'll give you that much.

paving

Hello, Mundane-san. What an honor it is to be voice tested by you. I did not think that anyone would be interested in me at all, considering how plain I am.

I know that a Kiyotaka-kun is also in your headspace - he is a very talented Super High School Level Hall Monitor. I have a lousy talent compared to him. Are you sure that you picked the right muse to test?

Ah, sorry for my impertinence. Of course you're right - you can test who you want. I'm flattered that you would choose me.

Hello, everyone here on dear_mun! I am Komaeda Nagito, and I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Please treat me well.

[ooc; don't worry, I won't let slip any spoilers unless you specifically say that it's okay - or have your characters bring up the spoilers themselves. :3c]

piratey

You're really thinking about a paid account just for one little event? Now that's dedication! And since it's dedication towards me, I completely approve. :::;)

Better get busy on figuring out my history, though, if you don't want all those extra icons to go to waste. You have ten years to fill, and you can bet I would have gotten a lot of stuff done! I'm thinking a fully-functioning pirate ship for the lake. How about it?

offmystage

....So I dunno what the deal with this whole place here is, but you picking ol' Weinerman here out of everyone else is preetty bruce, I'll give you that much. Not that I had any doubts, really.

If anything I'll be able to make sure Cunningham doesn't get himself into too much trouble. Ye-eaahhp. Sure am gonna....supervise. Totally.

umadoka

This was your wish? To control me? That's clever.

...

Wait...

[ Blink, blink. ]

We never made a contract? [ Excuse the cute incubator while he processes all of this. ]

timeforgotten

Oh, yes, poor you for having to watch it! How terribly upsetting for you. I mean, I only have to experience it myself eventually, but seeing it on a television must be so much worse than that.

Of course I'm being sarcastic! [ wow rude adric stop hanging out with rory, he's clearly a bad influence. ]

Look, why don't you take all of your ridiculous feelings about things and leave me out of them? It's difficult enough putting up with you already, but you can't honestly think this is fair. I won't allow it.

rewiring

Well huh, looks like we've both got nothin' better to do. Burn rubber, amiga, lessee how this shit looks in the light!

luckyducky

Have you been attracted to my special brand of luck, Mundane-san? I'm so honored to have someone notice me, anyone at all. I'm glad it was you.

Now we just have to find Hinata-kun!

gotstank

Awwww...

[Puckering his green scaley lips up in a totally patronising way.]

Did we have a bad day yesterday~?

Please continue, The very thought of changing you into my latest monster is giving me the warm fuzzies. Your misery is what's making me stronger my dear. Are you absolutely sure you didn't want some of my delicious stank?

No?

...Pity...

son_of_durotan

[Thrall just sits and glowers at his mun for a while.]

What do you want me to say? You were right? You were. I had hoped Garrosh would listen to the council given by Cairne and Vol'jin. I had hoped he would do his father proud, and reunite the Horde while I healed the scars left by Deathwing.

Yes, you were right. But I'm not about to sit back while Garrosh defiles everything Grom sacrificed himself for. It may not be my Horde anymore, but they are still my people, my brothers. I should have been there for Cairne, but there is nothing I can do to correct that mistake. Of course I'll be there for Vol'jin.

I will not retake the throne like you hope, but I will see a new leader established before returning to my family.

placeintheworld

What's that you kids say? Time can't be re-written, sometimes people don't get better, and you can't save everyone. All you and your creepy little friends do is waste time sitting there thinking about it. Especially you. How many of Angel's buddies have died now, like - all of them? In dramatic and horrible ways? And this illicits an emotional response because...

When you could be moving forward on - say - that thing you've been planning for months?

[That will only cause more tears but hey who's counting.]

No huh?

Boo Hoo scientist girl and watcher guy died in each other's arms and Angel never got to watch his creepy kid grow up and Darla died. [He might have feelings about that.] Dramatically. Also in case you haven't noticed - there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus.

I died and I'm not upset. Hell, I was betrayed and I'm not upset. So why are you? Get to work.

silver_sterling

So you want to "voicetest" me? Go ahead. You know, you should probably acknowledge that you won't do well, but I can admire the ambition. I'll give you this: you have a type. I'm not sure if that says something good or something bad about me, but either way, you're consistent.

Not to be cynical, but I doubt this'll last. You'll move on. You're sure as hell not sticking me into some kind of game, and the novelty'll wear off sooner or later.

[A raised glass in mock cheers.]

Enjoy me for now. I have work to pretend to do.

darknessiknow

...Your sentimental feelings that you are granting me are noted, but unnecessary. All of us who served were fools.

apocalypticsemblance

Enough. I don't like your uncertainty. Give up.

resilire

Miss Mundane! I'm pleased to hear all is well with you as of late. Your stress levels have gone down. It appears that whatever method you're using for stress therapy is really effective, and I'm happy for you.

Though you also appear to have found something you can do. Maybe that's why you came back here?

However, I'm not sure if I want to join any of these games. At this point, playing around is something I don't have time for. There are other activities and duties that require my immediate attention.

For now, I recommend you not worry about myself and keep focused on yourself and your now stabilized stress level.

[You say this like you have a choice in the matter, Akane...]

livedit

I had hoped that you would move past this idea of yours. However, you seem to be remarkably stubborn on this matter.

Suppose for a moment that you do decide on a place, what do you propose that I do within such a setting?
Perhaps you should consider that before you fully commit to this.

stayathomegirl

Yeah, right. Give me an actual profile. I'm sure that's the problem here.

And not, say, that I don't actually want to talk to anyone.

quicklyfades

I don't care where I go. Anything has to be better than home. [ She has nothing left to return to, after all. ]

Maybe I can find a place where Karl and my mother are at.

Just as long as he isn't there.

shethievery

...are we serious? [ A beat. ] Yeah, I thought as much. Look, as thrilling as you make these scenarios and such and such sound... I'm gonna have to say "no". Especially since if you take me anywhere then Goldie going to freak out and then his parents are going to freak out, and once the King and Queen freak out, then soon the entire kingdom will freak out.

It will be a fiasco of mass proportions, and since by marriage to Rapunzel, I am now a princess, and Corona is my kingdom as well. So as my first princess-ly decree, we are not going to cause mass panic.

Plus, if I go missing and Goldie freaks out, then the thugs will freak out and I just don't want to have to deal with that at the end of whatever shenanigans you've got planned!

[ ooc: rule63! Eugene Fitzherbert, everyone! ]

omurice

Now see here, Mundane--

I refuse to understand why you think finding a name I would be content with would make me obey your orders. In fact, I ask that you change it at once. Simply because I enjoy a food does not mean it's okay to use its name to represent myself in this community. In fact, it's an embarrassment to me and to yourself for giving me such a foolish name!

[You sure are complaining a lot for someone who hates this name....]

Also, I ask that you reconsider putting me in a game. You simply do not have the time for it and your attention should be directed at your daily tasks at hand. While I understand you have this 'free time', you should use it more wisely. Perhaps to your studies, or even towards something more healthy.

[But your brother and Pascal might be going there, too~]

I... what? Why should I care if my fool of a brother or that insufferable woman are going to be there? It won't change my mind. However, if they are to arrive, I suppose someone needs to look after them.

true_administrator

A mustache?

[Pardon her while she bursts out laughing.]

I'll have to remember to apologize to Tojiko but I don't think I'd ever look good with a mustache, even if I had truly been a man in my human life.

This story you're reading, Mundane-san, while interesting, has some of the most absurd suggestions within it. I won't comment on the accuracy; we both know where the inconsistencies are, but I have to say - a mustache! [And she bursts out laughing again.] I don't even think the male version of myself history knows even looked good with that beard. "Curve up masculinely and shine!" With my hair color? It would be an awkward sight, indeed! [Miko is getting the biggest kick out of this idea.]

Of course I have nothing to say about the 'religious war' that just happened. I am getting more amusement trying to picture myself as a man with a mustache.

victoria_stay

[So, here we have one child with a very serious face. For real, most adults don't even look this serious. There's something off about her, too. A wariness that's almost animalistic. She's frowning, a faint crease in her eyebrows and a slight pout on her face and she only has one word for her mun for now.]

No.

[She shifts uncomfortably before sitting with her back against a wall, legs up and arms around her shins.]

I mean it. No. I want to stay with Uncle Luke and Annie. They're all I have. Don't take me from them.

[There's a huff. Sorry, kid. You're going places.]

But why there? Why that kind of game?

[Because none of it would phase you, that's why.]

I don't like your reasoning.

thehumanofthemachine

Your impatience will not be rewarded, mun. Wait for a response, THEN look at more games. I know you want to play with me more, but you're only wasting time until you get said response anyways because we both know you can only do one character at one game at a time and if you try any more than that you'll mix things up.

soudalicious

[regarding: this thread]

What do you mean that was Genocider Syo?!

Why didn't you tell me that before I said anything? I don't wanna get stabbed to death! I knew I shoulda listened to those warnings about talking to strangers on the internet...

need_better_scissors

Can you leave me alone? I really don't want your attention. You're loud and annoying.

english_dignity

Mun, why are you encouraging her to bring that blood frog eater around?! And helping!

I'll tell you now that I know perfectly well what you do to us when you two get together and I want nothing to do with it!

laserguidedlovecraftian

Dear Mun [signed with a little heart by the name];;

Yay!

I mean, the setting sounds kinda crappy -- if you pardon the language -- but you always said you were going to do something with me -- er, us. Now you kind of are! Or at least planning it.

Either way, just settle more on the entire dealio with Cain, and we'll be golden! Ooh, I can't wait!

all_ofthethings

So, you're finally gonna let me out to play again, eh Blondie?

I get to be emperor this time right?

Wait, hold up. You're making me go back in time?

What d'ya mead I don't get to be a bartender anymore? I was well on my way to taking that place over, then you just yanked me outta there. I guess I'll have to take over the bars there, but I don't like losin' my possessions, you better have a plan to get them back.

Now tell me about this Fairview place, it's not full of drones like that other place, right? Cuz I really don't like my fr-he coughs-minions being turned into drones. I'm the only one that gets to tell 'em what to do. Got it?

And there better be some good looking broads for me to have some fun with.

Now get working on that app for the next round.

callmewhateveryuwant

[He looks at his mun then at the application. Hmm...]

You're doing fine, don't second guess yourself. You have everything you need right in front of you and now it just needs to be put into words. And if you miss it, there's always next time.

[He'll always have faith in her because that's what he does best.]

poozer

So.

You've picked me huh? Don't think you're gettin' off easy here, kid. I'm not just someone you can easily pick up like the rest of these poor excuses for muses up in your headspace here. You've gotta show the proper discipline and moxy to get me to even content by being here.

You've got a few more episodes to go. Don't mess it up, yeah? That's the last thing we need, after all that's happened so far that you've seen. It's a real mess mun, I know, but things always turn around for us.

For now, just keep it up. I expect to see some progress the next time we have one of these little chats. Capiche?

most_qualified

Mun,

I don't understand why you have to do this.

onceandfuturebling

My, my. Another new world? Interesting!

I see-- It looks promising, so I'll thank you for bringing me here, for now. You say there are worthy opponents to fight? Monsters? Adventures? Good. This might be fun.

Since you're a novice at serving me, I'll have to give you some training. Don't worry, I'll go easy on you at first. Lesson one: you must keep me entertained. You know I don't like to be bored. So how about it? Find me something to do. Or you can see about getting me the rest of my treasury back...

flos

No — no no no no no no no what are you doing you can't just - you can't just make me text Carolyn like that, much less Theresa, of all people! It's bad enough no one ever actually takes me seriously, and now you've gone and - and obviously had me make an even bigger fool of myself in front of the one person who -

Ugh, you know what? Never you mind it's. Lovely, just lovely. Thanks for that. Thanks very much, I don't think.

t_t_k

Man...

Dude...

Broseph...

That isn't where I wanted to go. You know where I wanted to go back.... Not that I'm complaining, but you know why I wanted to go back. There were things that were going on. Y'know the kind of thing that I really liked...

And sure... I'm okay with the whole hugging thing, we both know that. But, I wanted what I had. It's kind of a big deal to me, like X-Box big. How about we make a deal. I'll do the hugging thing for a little bit and then you think about sending me back to Tim.

Deal?

baresarms

If it's that important, I can grow a new goatee.

roguescode

Look, mundane. I don’t want to speak ill to a lady but I will. I don’t like the idea of you gettin' yer ham fists on me. The simple fact that you chose to pick me up because I’m ‘pretty boy Len’ seriously chaps my ass to begin with. I don’t trust you, is the long and short of it. I’ve had a real rough year or so and quite frankly, the last thing I need is some crazy dame tryin’ to ruin my life.

I already got one of those and I sure as hell like my sister a whole lot more than I like you. For cryin’ out loud, I’ve been reduced to drinkin’ frou-frou drinks cuz even my beer freezes and now my own damn team has turned against me. My life is pretty well in the crapper and now you wanna come in and make it worse by dragging the one good thing I still got through the mud?

A Rogue’s reputation is all he’s got and you’re just going to ruin it because you can’t handle the complexities of my characterization. Hell, these days I don’t even recognize myself sometimes. Just take mercy on a poor fellow who’s down on his luck and just stop this dog and pony show before you completely ruin what little rep I still got left, huh?

screak

Nervous? Nervous is an understatement! Seeing as I'm apparently now at the mercy of some stranger who unabashedly enjoys watching me scream and cry!? People like that are bad news to begin with, and I apparently don't get a say in whatever you plan on doing to me!

Ohhhh, Ohhh man, this is bad, this is really really bad...

asstrain

Hey, Mun

Don't know how a squishy like you thinks they can control me but...

Wait... you want me around for the...

Fragging

I guess I can work with that, so where is that happening?

What do you mean you don't have any set up yet?

What do you expect me to do? Wait?

Psssshh Go bother some other train, I'm busy.

fausticorn

Okay, I understand your excited but isn't making an account a bit excessive?

They're just a few posts, voicing a few opinions and thoughts. It's not like they changed life as we know it or anything.

And of course this would be the answer, how could anyone think anything else?

bittydoll

*The doll, still and quiet, stares ahead with copper-gold eyes. He understands why he was brought into being, but he would like to have a master already that isn't his mun. But, since there is no one here (yet?), he remains still.

*But anyone approaching might realize that the long-haired doll is watching them...*

I think we have issues.

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