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[whoyougonnacall]

Let me get this straight.

You completely ignore me for two years -- two years -- and now you want me back? So you can wipe my memories and then dump me in the middle of an alien invasion?

NO DEAL.

I'd rather stay in retirement, thanks.



...and what kind of name is "Mamoru" anyway? Wrong anime, dumbass.

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[face_kick]

[A snicker because, well.]

I don't know, it seems appropriate to me.

[whoyougonnacall]

There's nothing appropriate about it.

[face_kick]

Mm, if you say so~

[Meaning she still thinks it's 110% correct still yep]

[whoyougonnacall]

Don't you give me that vague "if you say so" crap! If you're gonna laugh, then get it over with!

[face_kick]

I already did, Mr. Protect-All-the-People!

[whoyougonnacall]

[At least she's not cracking jokes about masks or going around in all black.]

Oh, that's right, pop culture is still really hit-or-miss with you, isn't it?

[face_kick]

It's not like I haven't had more important things to do besides... [Uh, take a wild guess yes that will work.] Besides watch goofy tv shows about. Phones or something.


[Not even close.]

[hollowleg]

Quit yer damn whining already! This is LEAPS AND BOUNDS better than the last fuckin' place I was at! Even though I'm a fuckin' weenie for some reason...

[whoyougonnacall]

[ugh oh god it's you]

The last place I was in, I saved the world, okay? Well, most of it. I sorted out my shit, got the girl sort of, got you under control, and was all set to fly off into the sunset for, I dunno, that kind of undefined future adventure you get at the end of action movies...? Whatever.

I had a good thing going. So I don't see why I should come out of retirement just because she's all wound up about this alien shit.

[hollowleg]

[Yep, it's me. DEAL WITH IT]

The last place I was in, we had to fuck people senseless or we would be captured and tossed into "re-education", Clockwork Orange style. So I'm happy to be doing something somewhat normal.

Well by the sound of it, you can save the world [he wiggles his arms and fingers mockingly] in this damn game too. I mean, it's called "Save the Earth". Just fucking suck it up and try and have fun with it? You might be able to pull that stick outta yer ass if you unclench.

[whoyougonnacall]

[Ugh, jesus, what a fucked-up place. He's just not gonna comment on that.]

Look, I've already done that. I'm through. Retired. I've got no reason to get involved -- they can save the earth without me.

[hollowleg]

Well, here's the thing, Chief; you aren't gonna remember any of that anyway! It'll all be new again! Hooray, yippee, e-t-fuckin-c. Besides, what could be cooler than fighting aliens? It'll be fun, it'll be fun! We'll paint the city with their entrails. [he licks his lips. Then he pauses] Wait. Unless they don't have entrails. Well... we'll splatter whatever they use as entrails.

[whoyougonnacall]

[Folds arms:]

Not interested.

[Ignoring you~]

[hollowleg]

C'mooon. C'moooonnnnnn. You know it'll be fun. Way more fun than just sittin' around on yer damn ass. [ELBOWS]

[icy_heavens]

At least she's not turning you into a middle-schooler that everyone tries to shield.

[whoyougonnacall]

...you're in middle school?

[pffffft]

[icy_heavens]

[He sees you laughing and is not impressed. Are we surprised?]

She deemed it appropriate given my appearance. There was no reasoning with her. [You know, because he totally has a leg to stand on, here.]

[whoyougonnacall]

Right. Because it's not funny at all.

[icy_heavens]

Tch. If you're going to laugh, Kurosaki, just get it over with. [So they can move on to better discussion.]

[whoyougonnacall]

Sorry, I'm good.

But seriously, like any of us can reason with our muns.

[icy_heavens]

Perhaps the sole consolation is that most of my "Echoes" thus far have been halfway useful things. [No, he won't mention the fact that he's also taller. Because that would reveal the insecurity about his height that he absolutely DOES NOT HAVE, thank you.]

[whoyougonnacall]

...let's just not talk about the Echoes she's planning for me.

[icy_heavens]

She's that sadistic? I'd say I was surprised, but it's nothing new.

[whoyougonnacall]

I don't really want to talk about it? It's family stuff.

[his mun is planning to kill his reincarnation's mother at some plot-significant moment in the game, and have that trigger a personality Echo.]

[baresarms]

Aliens?

[ a thoughtful pause: ]


Mamoru's not bad.

scream a Chad let me love you

[whoyougonnacall]

Yeah. Mutant animals, possessed cops, statues with psychic powers... Dunno how it all works, but basically, there are aliens coming, and the police are in on it.

And we're supposed to stop it all somehow.

[A sigh.]

and an ichigo! F is for Friends who do stuff together~!

[baresarms]

[ and though he says nothing, one can see roughly ten years' worth of ghost fighting memories cross Chad's face ] ...Could be worse.


Though I don't see what your memories have to do with it.

so excited to get tagged by one, man - I don't recall threading with any before

[whoyougonnacall]

[He feels you, bro.]

Okay, so all this is strictly hush-hush because once we're in the game we're clueless, but from what I understand, I'm going to be a reincarnation of myself with no powers or memories of who I used to be. Grew up totally normal. No shinigami, no hollows, nothing.

All that's going to come back to me bit by bit as I beat up aliens. But I'm starting at level zero. Just like everyone else in the game.

it's been awhile since I played him, finally caught up with the manga |D love your ichigo btw!

[baresarms]

[ he listens with a serious, intense expression more belonging to someone hearing a CIA debriefing ]

What if you decide not to beat up aliens? [ he knows that's a dumb question. No matter what, Ichigo is Ichigo and someone, somewhere will always need to be protected ]

YOUR CHAD IS GREAT TOO <3 I love their brohood man, it doesn't get nearly enough screentime :<

[whoyougonnacall]

Well, there's the other option, which is if something happens to me that's like my past life, the deja vu gives me a memory or a power or a thing from home.

[He rubs the back of his neck.]

Man...I always wondered what it would've been like to grow up normal, but why'd it have to be in a place where I need powers? And why's my reincarnation got to be so damn cheerful all the time

TOO MANY CHARACTERS, KUBO. TOO MANY GD CHARACTERS.

[baresarms]

[ it's a tough situation. On the one hand, Chad can't think of anyone else who deserves a break from constantly fighting, on the other... ]

I don't think you were meant to be normal. Even before everything, you weren't like everyone else.

[ his hand drifts to the coin around his neck ]

You'll be fighting, then? [ and water is wet, Chad ]

TRUTH. the karakura five were always my favorites - Ichigo, Chad, Orihime, Ishida, and Rukia :(

[whoyougonnacall]

Gee, thanks. I could say the same for you, you know.

[He pulls a deep breath. Ichigo knows what this decision means for Chad.]

Yeah, I'll be fighting. I mean, what choice do I have, really? And besides...my family there, they'll be different, but for that "me," they're still my family, you know?

[He glances up at Chad, studying him for a moment.]

It's okay. I can handle this one on my own.

god I miss Rukia so much. also I just got your username and am loling into mordor

[baresarms]

[ he returns the studying stare, though it's hard to tell from the curtain of hair over his eyes ]

Yeah.

[ and "family" means a lot of things, especially to Chad ]

Ichigo. [ he frowns, it sounds almost like a scolding ]

EXCELLENT. i'm glad you like it, i almost went with something serious but Ichigo gets no dignity

[whoyougonnacall]

[Ichigo scowls back.]

I'm just saying, you might not even exist in that world. Chad, it's not that I don't want you to be there, but if you can't -- then that's okay, too.

[He does want Chad fighting at his back -- always -- but he's pretending he doesn't, because he gets that sometimes you just can't app into a game, and doesn't want anyone involved worrying about him.]

I got this. So don't worry about me.

I think if he ever received some Karakura would explode (again. sob)

[baresarms]

I don't think that matters. We've done many things we weren't supposed to be able to do. [ he rolls his shoulders. ]

If I don't exist in that world, who's going to help you against thugs. [ spoken simply, Ichigo attracts a lot of thugs ]

We made a pact.

taking it for the team, man. taking it for the team.

[whoyougonnacall]

I know. Look, I'm gonna dodge the thugs this time around, all right? New-me kept his nose clean. He doesn't have my hair or my temper. I'll be fine.

[Augh. Every time he goes back on their pact, confronting Chad about it sucks. It hurts, man.]

[awyeahboobs]

HEY. HEY. AT LEAST YOUR OWN CREATOR DIDN'T LIKE, UP AND PRETTY MUCH FORGET YOU EXISTED FOR LIKE

NINE BILLION CHAPTERS

AT LEAST YOU AREN'T A GROSS STUFFED ANIMAL MOST OF THE TIME

AT LEAST YOU'RE ACTUALLY LIKE, GOING TO A PLACE AND ALL

pretend this icon is shoutier

[whoyougonnacall]

MAYBE YOU'D BE IN THOSE NINE BILLION CHAPTERS IF YOU ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING BESIDES PERVERTED COMIC RELIEF!!

[awyeahboobs]

WELL MAYBE I'D DO THINGS THAT AREN'T PERVERTED COMIC RELIEF IF PEOPLE LET ME DO THINGS THAT AREN'T PERVERTED COMIC RELIEF, LIKE IF I HAD MY OWN SEXY BODY AND DIDN'T HAVE TO BORROW YOURS ALL THE TIME

Also it's not my fault that every woman you know seems to have just an amazing rack ok.

[whoyougonnacall]

[He is not here to discuss boobs with you, Kon.]

See, that's what I'm talking about. If you had your own body, you'd go from "perverted comic relief" to "just plain creepy."

[awyeahboobs]

Hey, hey, not true at all. I totally respect women and their personal boundaries, ok?

I just also appreciate dat bootay.

[whoyougonnacall]

....ugh, do you have to say that kind of thing with my voice

[awyeahboobs]

~It wouldn't be with your voice if I had a different bodyyyy~

[whoyougonnacall]

Look, we tried to find a body for you. The lion was the best we could do! Besides, it's marketable.

[awyeahboobs]

... admittedly, the ladies do love the lion.

[whoyougonnacall]

See? Do you have any idea how many toys of you get sold?

[HAVE A MANFUL PAT ON THE SHOULDER. FEEL BETTER NOW?]

[awyeahboobs]

... no, actually.

But I'mma assume it's "lots" and that most of them go to the loving arms of beee-eut-y-ful girls