[canon] Iono-sama Fanatics

[limityourharem]

Ms. Mundane, really? Really?

You've chosen to send me to a game simply because your friends thought my username was funny and oddly fitting. I would call that no less than a gross exaggeration. I sincerely doubt Miss Minazuki's harem has five thousand people in it.

Besides, this would give me less time to keep an eye on Iono-sama. She'll surely bring even more home at this rate.

Finally, I would entreat you to find out how my name is actually supposed to be spelled. The translations don't want to agree.

Sincerely,

Kass Lucence

Comments

[juicy_egotist]

Being on the community seems not to diverge time.

[limityourharem]

You have not dealt with her.

[juicy_egotist]

Perhaps not. I spend time with a lot of time-wasters though.

[limityourharem]

Are you familiar with the phrase "my pace"?

[juicy_egotist]

Yes. Very much so. Jin is very my pace.

[limityourharem]

Then you must be aware of the situation with which I deal on a constant basis as royal secretary.

[juicy_egotist]

I deal with an eccentric engineer genius. I can relate.

[limityourharem]

I wish I could stay mad at her.

[juicy_egotist]

We cannot stay mad at those whom we care about.

[limityourharem]

But the queen still absolutely drives me up the wall!

[juicy_egotist]

I drive Jin up the wall.

[limityourharem]

In what manner?

[juicy_egotist]

I stand in front of him, finish his sentences, and generally get in his way.

[limityourharem]

Even though you realize that you do this.

[juicy_egotist]

I am an egotist.

[limityourharem]

I suppose so.

[juicy_egotist]

And he is as well.

[limityourharem]

Well, you seem to understand yourselves.

[juicy_egotist]

He built me after all.

[limityourharem]

Somebody must have, I suppose.

[juicy_egotist]

He is a good person.

[limityourharem]

Well, I didn't say otherwise...

[juicy_egotist]

Just putting it out there.

[limityourharem]

It's good that you're compelled to defend someone important to you...

[juicy_egotist]

It is what I do best.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...she's doing it? Seriously?

[limityourharem]

So it would seem.

[rosejam]

Is she dangerous...?

[In a land of pretty men, this might actually be a concern.]

[limityourharem]

Only to a point. Mostly it's just a hassle.

[rosejam]

I don't know if I'd want to be in a harem.

[limityourharem]

It certainly isn't for everyone.

[rosejam]

Would being engaged stop her?

[limityourharem]

Likely not. She'd want to marry everyone.

[rosejam]

She sounds very scary...

[A noblewoman wanting to create a harem of women? ...Well, in Hardland? Odder things probably have happened.] I don't know what my brother would do if I ever met her.

[limityourharem]

Iono-sama isn't bad in the least... just troublesome.

[rosejam]

Really?

[limityourharem]

In the end, she truly does care for every one of us. She simply does what she wants when she wants, and that tends to have repercussions I as royal secretary have to deal with.

[rosejam]

Oh, is she a princess then? [Ooh, princesses!]

[limityourharem]

A queen, actually.

[rosejam]

Oh.

[Lilith's face lights up. Apparently being a foreign queen is very impressive.]

[limityourharem]

Indeed. She's quite impressive, even when she's being, ah, the way she gets.

My name is Kass Lucence. And you?

[rosejam]

Well, being a queen has to be pretty difficult.

[Still impressed...oh, right! Introductions.]

I'm Lilith Zaberisk. My older brother used to be the royal physician to the king of Hardland himself but he's retired right now.