Life, Universe and Muns...

[anpan_tan]

Why can't you let me die in a battle like a real soldier? Do I really have to die a stupid death like that? Being thrown on the window?

And I have a fiancee!!! We want to marry!

...but you just kill me and all my  kids I could have as well.


Right. But don't count on me ever again when you want to app to one of those awesome games where everyone is so cool and kind you want to be with them forever. I won't be here anymore. Go and find another fool to drive crazy.

Yamazaki Sagaru

Comments

[spicycracker]

You're engaged, Yamazaki? Congratulations.

[anpan_tan]

Thank you, Mitsuba-san! How are you doing?

[spicycracker]

Same as usual, I'm afraid.

[anpan_tan]

Don't worry, you're looking great for a dead person.

[spicycracker]

I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not, but thank you none the less.

[anpan_tan]

[It's better being careful, she's Okita's sister!]


It was a compliment, Mitsuba-san, why would I offend you? I'm so very glad I see you here!

[captainsadist]

Don't worry. Likely nobody noticed you dying. Your presence is next to zero.

[anpan_tan]

Okita! No, I mean Okita-san...? What the hell are...

[anpan_tan]

And your presence was next to zero in my mind for a long time. I couldn't tell I missed it.

[captainsadist]

I got bored and this looked kinda fun.

[Pretty much his reasons for doing EVERYTHING.]

Next to zero, huh...

[Readying his bazooka.]

Maybe you need a reminder?

[anpan_tan]

No...I don't...Of course I do remember you, Okita-sama! Did you manage to kill Hijikata-san?

[captainsadist]

Haven't even run into one on here.

[Which means...no.]

[And now he'll press the trigger because reminding him of his failure to kill Hijikata makes him angry.]

[anpan_tan]

There are more then one of them around, I'm sure of it. Shouldn't you...Shouldn't you use that weapon against him? I'm just Yamazaki, the little, colorless zero. Why would you kill me?

[captainsadist]

[The bazooka fires...but its shot misses Yamazaki by mere inches.]

Ah, my finger slipped.

[anpan_tan]

[Yamazaki falls to the ground and looks up at Okita.]

Stop it, Okita-san or I won't invite you to my wedding. Please!

[captainsadist]

Wedding? Is there cake?

[anpan_tan]

Only if you don't shoot me.

[captainsadist]

In that case...

[There's a very suspenseful pause.]

...Deal.

[anpan_tan]

Thankyouverymuch, Okita-san!

[Yamazaki wonders if Okita was less cruel to him if he cuddled his legs.]

I really feel the need to apologize for Okita now...

[captainsadist]

Ah, I've got dog shit on my shoe.

[And so he begins poking Yamazaki in the face with his sheathed sword.]

[In a nutshell: nope!]

It's absolutely OK! <3 Okita is such a sweetheart :P

[anpan_tan]

It was not me! I don't have a dog, I don't even like dogs, I am a cat person!

[Yamazaki tries to avoid the pokes while speaking. he's kind of like a break-dancer now. And he remembers why he disliked Okita when they were in the same series.]

Re: It's absolutely OK! <3 Okita is such a sweetheart :P

[captainsadist]

...Yamazaki? Where did you come from?

[He looks down at his leg.]

Never mind. The shit is off now.

Sorry, I was off for work at the beach all weekend :D

[anpan_tan]

From...the countryside?

[What kind of cruel quiz show is on Okita's mind now?

it's okay~

[captainsadist]

Did you bring any souvenirs?

[anpan_tan]

Am I not enough souvenir for you?

[captainsadist]

Negligible presence, remember?

[anpan_tan]

I don't, i don't exist so I don't have a brain to remember with. And non-existing people doesn't bring you gifts.

[captainsadist]

They don't get married either.

[And the bazooka is getting pointed again.]

[anpan_tan]

[The bazooka is always right!]

It...it's true. I'll bring you gift...next time. I swear.

[captainsadist]

Good.

[He sets down the bazooka. Crisis averted?]

[anpan_tan]

(Crisis averted.]

[pachintoki]

That kind of death is just perfect for some jimmy.

[won't stop can't stop]

[anpan_tan]

Oh. Didn't you become wind yet?

[pachintoki]

Didn't you become forgotten in the manga yet?

[anpan_tan]

I've got my own manga, Anpanman.