dear_mun | Feb. 1st, 2013

Feb. 1st, 2013

Mun,

I do not fit your idea of "Customer Service"... If anyone fits that description, it would be Naruto.

...

I'll just have to endure until my time there is over...

miss_sniper

It's been a while since you've played me. Are you sure that you'll be able to do it? If you think you're able to, then do it. I have faith in your abilities.

Now get some sleep, you have work in the morning.

breaksthelandscape

Wait, wait, wait. You transferred me to a new system...while I am the unwitting carrier of a virus. Great. What next?

[He is still new enough to not know that asking that question is dangerous business.]

inthebiblicalsense

Commander, this is Abel. Again.

I really thought you'd let me go, but...I guess not. Not that I'm not thankful! The new icons are great! And how long did they take yo- Oh, apparently we aren't going into that. All I have to say is thank you for sparing me and the world from all those dicks and blowjob lips. I don't think they need any more of that, honest.

And I do smile! Every once in a while. You just have to wait over a hundred pages to see it. That makes it more special, or something like that, I promise.

Though I think I have to owe most of my happiness to being able to actually work on the ship and do some Starfighter modding. It's fun work, if you're a computer nerd, and it drives Cain crazy, which is definitely a plus. But I guess...I just want my work to mean something and not just end up being another notch on someones bedpost.

I mean, really. I'm in space! I've got to dream bigger than when I started right? Just, no more hellish abysses. my dreams could do without those.

reiga

You wish to play me? What could you possibly have to offer me?

Your wishes of me finding people who I enjoy talking with are next to nothing. I will most likely just talk with people who will surely look down upon me for being different should they find out. That is something I already experience at... home, so I might as well just stay there.

It would be best for you to understand this is a futile attempt before you get disappointed.

oakenshield

The time has come.

[He glares intensely at his mun.]

Shall you yield? I wish not to sail the stars with my nemesis so close, but my sister's sons are there. I will not readily abandon them to whatever fate lurks within that ship. Nor shall I turn a blind eye to what must be done.

[The dwarf feels a tad conflicted these days. Should he allow his mun to send him away? Or should he linger here and try to find a way to return to Middle-earth? Uncertainty hangs over him like a thick cloud.]

Do as you wish, but my heart remains true. Erebor will be reclaimed, and Smaug shall taste bitter defeat at the blade of the Orcrist. This much I can promise you.

Your preference for merriment is much like a hobbit's, but I'm a proud Dwarf. I have no need for your silliness.

notastain

Hey, don't worry mundane! I'll be the best little angel muse ever, so go ahead and type up that application! What's the worst that could happen? You already said you're sending me somewhere with Pittoo, so it should be great.

Oh yeah, that reminds me... where are you sending me again?

[Um, look at the tags, bird brain.]

...o-oh.

[...and suddenly not so enthusiastic!]

Ah, well... it'll still be fine! Who knows, maybe we'll have a, er... towering good time? Ah hah hah! Eh heh heh... ehh...

...oh boy.

matriarchbartender

...Retail?

Honey, don't you think I'm just a little overqualified?

Alright fine, but I still reserve the right to attach annoying customers to the ceiling.

Of course I'd try to get them down again.

Eventually.

tylosing

The dead rest for a reason, child. Seeing fit to wake them is nothing short of insolence. I'm meant to be beneath Casterly Rock, not upon it. That domain rests with my lord husband and our children now.

brainthing

I'm...I'm not so sure this is a good idea. If you're going to do this you should at least wait until you've watched all the episodes.

I don't know. I guess you'll do whatever you want. I just...I don't like being yanked around, okay?

I guess that's all I have to say.

emeraldcrusader

Writer.

Just what do you think you're going to have me do here? Work the electronics department? Loss Prevention? Front Cashier?

Hah. The day that happens is the day Bruce Wayne works as a people greeter.

herebodybody

Whew! I dunno about you, but I am ready for such a cat-nap! Whaddaya mean you can't take one now? I mean, you're totally not doing what you meant to anyway so--

Yeah. Yeeeaaah, I went there, sister!

Last night was exciting and all, but don't forget to rest up now, beclaws getting back to business later'll be even harder if you're pooped!

Anyway, nighty-night! I'm yowling for a nap right now. Let me know if anymore of m'girls show up, huh?

Nya ha ha ha... haaah... hhn.

Zzzzzz....

neverlikeddolls

This again? Can't you be content to play with the other dolls you already have and leave me well alone? I thought you'd finally seen sense when it came to putting me in these ridiculous situations but it seems I was too optimistic.

And of course, this time you plan to make it even worse. I don't suppose it's occurred to you to think that I have better things to think about than that, and that I care far less for Orihara's liaisons than you seem to think I do?

That woman has my sympathies. I just don't see why I have to deliver them in person.

beinghuman

[ hello, d_m! hope you're receptive to an unscheduled visit by your belligerent neighborhood hellraiser, the greendale human being! if not too bad it's happening. he came here to address his mun but, well, it seems he can't find her. it's all that permanent marker over his eyes and mouth. he's pretty disoriented all around. anything he says is filtered through white nylon and comes out as, for the most part, gibberish. right now he just wants to know:

are you my munny? ]

nine_bad_ideas

Hey, she did good. Real good. Not that I'm surprised, because this is Kate Bishop we're talking about.

[A silent moment of pride-- wow, Kate is such an amazing young woman, how did he luck out with this one taking his name instead of some schmuck with a death wish? She's got the bow skills, yeah, and attitude to spare, but what she's really got is the same heart as him. When the chips are down and people need help, she rolls up her sleeves and takes the plunge.]

I knew there was a reason I asked her to work with me, bad taste in music and cities notwithstanding.

mylifeasarobotstalker

Really?! You mean I get to go to a planet of giant alien robots?! That's three of my favorite things right there! Do I get to lead a battalion of my own little robots? I'm gonna need a uniform...oh if only Jenny could see me right now!

...what?!

You have to write me an application first? Well get to it! Those robots obviously need someone who knows binary transistors like the back of their hand! Do you need help with the history section? I can give my history right now! Let's see I was born in Tremorton hospital in 19--oh you got it? You sure?

Oooh I'm so excited!

sk8ter

Mun, is it? I have a bone to pick with you ...

[ A slow exhale. It's the calm before the storm, before he snaps, showing the anger that has been boiling in him this past month. ]

You really have some nerve ...PUTTING ME IN A PLACE LIKE THAT! WHERE I'LL HAVE TO -- H-HAVE TO --!!

[ He can't even say it! Why did he have to go to a sex game, of all games????? ]

Have you lived a long enough life? Do you really want to die that badly? Because when I find you, I'll seriously kill you!

[ virgins represent. ]

musain

Do not weep for me, mademoiselle. Your tears will not change the outcome, and in your grief, you forget. To die for a better France - is there anything greater than that? Know that however you may wish for it to be different, I would always give my life to defend her beauty, her greatness. A hundred times - no, a thousand times over.

You say that it is useless, that our names were forgotten to history, that we did not last out the week. To that I say: look around you! Democracy, liberty. Freedom. It is only by the blood of the martyrs are these gains made. Do not take them for granted, and do not forget: strive always for perfection. Idleness and complacency are the enemies of man.

( he thinks of a ripple that creates a wave, a spark that sets fire to old wood. now that it's over, he thinks about the paving stones, the bottles of nitric acid laid about the cafe, and finds that he does not regret it. war is a monstrous thing, and enjolras always knew that he was bringing death to those around him.

a little bit of hope is a dangerous thing in the hands of an idealist. )

theslyone

You have not read the books in 15 years, yet this 'Mr. Gold' reminds you of me?

[Seriously Raist, you could be twins. Er. Triplets.]

Interesting.

Current Mood: indifferent

merged

Let me guess: I don't get much of a say in this, do I? [ Heather follows it with a huff, frustrated. One would think that she's put up with enough bullshit that she would get a free pass to a couple months of normal, but no. Someone has to be waiting around to fuck things up for her, and frankly, it was getting real annoying. ]

warrens

Bloody hell, it's freezing where you are! I'm shaking in my fur here, can't you do anything about it? Pull several blankets on, love! S'colder than Burgess after Jack's pratted around to his heart's content.

Yeah, yeah, I wish it was Easter already too. Keep all three pairs of your socks on, it'll come around by and by. Surprised you haven't let me go already, truth be told. Tell you what you need, kiddo, a nice hot cup of cocoa. You go make one of those, see if you don't feel right as rain afterwards.

I mean, I'd suggest a hot cup of authentic Pooka-made carrot soup, but no one here wants to clean up sick. And you're picky about your veg.

ohmygodwhatnow

...Ok, so let me get this right. You...took the time you could have spent doing something more productive...to find me the proper PB.

Whose only similarity to me is that she is overweight.

...

Right then. I can see this is going to end horribly for everyone involved. Good job. You could at least get me a picture of a shotgun. Or maybe a grenade. A weapon that gives me something resembling a chance in case that white-haired ass spots me.

overtly_covert

My dear woman, the fact that you continue to presume that you could possibly do my own singular voice justice does not cease to astound.

I cannot argue that you must find significant allure to the thought given your own astoundingly dull life but that does not make you capable of "playing" me at all let alone in as absurd a surrounding as you've been contemplating. The mere notion that you could break down my thought processes in prose and expect it to be anywhere near a close facsimile to the truth makes me dreadfully concerned that you are not nearly as mentally sound as you may think.

[pause]

And will you please stop ogling photographs of myself and Dr. Watson? [he sighs, grumbling] I think I'd much prefer your ridicule of my being forced to ride a pony to being stared at in such a manner. It's highly unbecoming.

unusual_angles

Yes. Please. This is an unusual situation. She cannot see what will happen. Thank You. I am afraid? Excited? This...this thing. This thing. She is not used to uncertainty. So many feelings. No. Thank You. I will not call them feels.

Will she change? No. Maybe. Yes. Change is inevitable. Yes. There is no living without change.

catstate

You're actually looking at a place for me? Don't you have other muses to be bothering instead?

...Whatever. It wouldn't be the first time I was stuck somewhere that I didn't want to be in. It doesn't really matter if there are other players there, even if they're from The World too...but it would have been nice if Sakuya was there too...

Do what you want, but you better be serious about this. I won't be happy if you start something without seeing it through, like taking me somewhere to make friends only to quit and leaving me all alone again.

Also, the "Schrodinger's Cat" jokes aren't as funny as you seem to think they are.

eldership

First of all, Miss Mun, is this really okay? Fushimi-san doesn't like sharing his dorm, so are you certain he wouldn't mind having me share the same "headspace" as him...?

[ there's temporary shock in his expression before he settles for something more apologetic. ]

Sorry, I wasn't aware you didn't care for that term.

Still, with only the anime series that fails to focus on the rest of SCEPTER4 and a small side story translation, there isn't anything to work off of. And it's hard not to see the username as some sort of insult; I know the bit about my age [ - which is such unnecessary information, he thinks -- but he figures it's a taste of his own medicine, having a small piece of information leaked, only this time it's not a rumor but the truth - ] was unexpected and both Fushimi-san and Captain Munakata are younger than me... but is it really necessary to take a stab at it in a form of something as prominent as a username?

[ pause. eyes narrow, though his expression never changes. ]

So I did speak more here than I did in all the available translations...

[ sigh. ]

It's a relief. You won't be able to send me to that domestic game you keep looking at. And you know, you won't have to worry about the lack of translations; it'll come along eventually. So, please let me focus on my work before my superiors notice...

amorini

Okay, so yes I'm glad you convinced Abbey's mun to give her a shot, really I am!

It's not because I need her advice, though! I mean romance is what I do, and if there even was a romantic situation at hand, I sure wouldn't need advice on it! I don't think so, at least...

Besides, can't a ghoul just be glad someone she knows might be coming along? I mean honestly, being the only one there from home is a little lonely.

...What do you mean I don't have a real reason to be lonely? It better not be because of-

-yep. Knew it. You're impossible.

superoverachiever

Ugh. Next time, can you send me somewhere boys aren't jerks? Or somewhere there aren't any.

hostile_but_cuddly

So you heard that guy. Find out where Logan is. Or Elektra. Find them and let me go there. I don't care if it's 'not that simple'. I don't care if it's not the life they wanted for me. They don't get a choice and neither do I. That's what "genetic experimentation" does. It takes those choices away from you.

weapabilities

Hey human,

I know you're nervous about taking me to a new game, and I know I've had my grievances, but try to think positive, uplifting thoughts okay? There's no going back now, so you have to really focus on the good things.

I'm sure we'll make a lot of new friends, so that's a big tick on its own!

A fresh start is another tick, and you have a friend there already, right? That's a tick!

You've committed to this, and I'm going to make the best of it, so let's give it our best, alright?

memorycollector

I wish you wouldn't look so sad...

You don't know that the same thing happened to me, since you're playing me from the movie, after all.

Wait, what? You're thinking you might switch between the two for those meme things!? Is that-? Can you do that?

Well, I admit it would be nice to meet Katherine or Nightlight...but you really should think this through! If you ever put my in a game you'll have to choose one or the other.

[She sighs and bristles her feathers.]

We'll have to work something out, I suppose.

warriorofwinds

[Have a bitty Link looking around all confused. He really wants to know what this place is and where is everyone else.]

Current Mood: confused

i_believe

You know, I don't blame you for sleeping so late this morning...it was freezing cold in your bedroom. You don't know- Jack might have been around, and you just didn't see him.

[JAMIE SAYS FOR SHAME MUN.]

Anyway... makes sense why your head would be hurting, after sleeping that long. ...maybe after you get a bath you'll feel better?... ..or maybe if you- ..maybe-...stay away from those memes for a while you'll feel better too..?

I- ...I don't like....memes too much.

Maybe instead, afterwards, you can just...work on getting me better icons..? That's a more fun idea, I think.

gigglesnortpriestess

I thought you were only joking about that.

[I was enabled.]

I don't like the sound of that place.

[You saw me talk about it didn't you?]

Maybe you should focus on what's going in Hinoto-Ri first.

[Nu.]

rittie

It is the beginning of the cycle, so I guess I have a bit more downtime than usual...

But that doesn't mean you can go around making decisions without my consent! Just because work's not crazy now doesn't mean it won't be in a few days!

Besides, you're the LAST person who has any say in my future, so you should just quit while you're ahead.

notspoony

Ah, mundane of mine. (Though really, you choose me as your muse? Should it amuse you to do such, I cannot complain though it does quite complicate things that your character is mine, for the moment...)

As you so put it, finding a community which is "not singing, not dancing, but stabbitystabbity time-travelling bard" friendly is indeed quite the challenge. Yet it is a task I am quite sure you will rise to, with the appropriate guidance.

Really, my requirements are two in number, and rather simple. Anywhere away from stampeding goobue is the first, of course. Dear Gods, I do not wish to repeat that again. Something to get my teeth into (literally or figuratively) is the second. That is all.

Let us see, hm? I have faith in you.

atailoftwoworlds

Geez, two games? You'll sure have a lot on your plate, lady.

Still, I won't mind coming out again when the time comes. And you say Dagger's going to one of 'em, too? [That makes his eyes light up!] Even better!

....Wait a sec, what's this about seeing other people's dreams in one of them? [His smile fades. Because that sounds a bit creepy.]

azarathmetrion

Okay, Mun, it's pretty obvious that you don't even know what you want to do with me. You're completely clueless.

Why did you bother making the account in the first place? It's just going to sit here and collect dust.

leagueofdraven

Good to see you finally got some taste, kid. You finally decided to take Draven out for a spin. Haven't even picked me as a champion yet. Damn shame. No matter how bad you are, I make you look good. No one can even come close to my level of awesome.

This Santa Destroy place you're thinking of sending me... I approves. Seems like the type of place where I'd thrive. Then again, any place that's lacking me would be perfect. Though I'm not too keen of starting at the bottom of the totem pole. Draven's not any number other than #1.

On the other hand, nothing I like more than showing off why I'm the best in the world.

Some guys go where they please. Draven, however, pleases where he goes. If they're not, though, I'll just axe them why.

Get me some more icons, while you're at it. Not even a fully maxed out paid account can hold all the Draven you'll need to pull this off.

entheogen

Dux Ducis Fatum! You seek to tear away the very soul of this Servant of God?! For such is the fate of any who walk through the Gate of Quadrivium and into Pica's Dwelling. But you have scarcely awakened; indeed, the Heart of Truth within you sleeps still. This is no state in which to command the Fallen Angel of Judecca!

[translation: Anghel's going to the upcoming

distantskies fourth wall meme and getting a dæmon for the duration. However, I'm making him way too coherent.]

My Demonic Red Eye senses your hesitation! Lo, the Burden of Decision rides heavy upon your Heart! Wouldst thou not prefer the Undertaker, or the Apostle of the Violet Rose?

Your Time of Judgement draws near! You must choose, Dux Ducis Fatum!

leangreenmachine

( spoiler cut just in case! )

kingofnightmares

Are you done making a fool of me, mun? I will not be made a fool of again in that blasted game. Do you understand?

I will not have my Nightmares and fearlings acting in such a way. [He purses his lips, crossing his arms tightly over his chest.]

I know my powers aren't completely back to normal there, but these 'videos' you keep having the network see is less than acceptable. The Boogeyman will not be made into a laughing stock.

We have work to do this month, mun. Best you keep up.

son_of_jupiter

I will be honest with you.

I don't exactly know how I feel about this idea of sending me to this world. And I am insulted that you think that this is a good time to exercise my sense of humor ...

... what is so funny? I do have one. I just don't see why it would be appropriate to apply it in this situation. I am needed back home. I have a mission to complete. And don't change the subject --- I'm well aware that Piper is there.

[ Suddenly smiling. ]

You should stop making it sound like she needs me to protect her. Piper wouldn't like that. She had proven more than once she can take care of herself. [ Sighs. ] ... but you're right. I should still go. I wouldn't be able to strop worrying about her if I don't. I have just one question though ...

... what is ... a Pokemon?

overinaflash

[The young woman seems to be oddly happy, considering her circumstances, confusing her mun given his idea.]

There's no way I could turn down an opportunity like this! A tower of many floors, filled with all sorts of big monsters to fight, and other strong fighters? I could only dream of opportunities such as this!

What are you still sitting around for!? Wo men qu ba!

Reminds Ai, is that freaky woman with the monster hair gonna be there too?

[No, but there is the Sparda broth--

That just got her bouncing, whipping her strange weapon.]

Huanglong and Ai are definitely going to have much fun! Hehehehehehe!

veryastute

Entertaining such notions seems to be an unfortunate habit you have. While I'm certain you only have Mister Stark's well-being in mind, I'm afraid that I will have to refuse on principle. His sexual adventures are quite enough for us both, especially given that I tend to be the one to clean up after them.

[ could you be any less impressed, jarvis. ]

braveredrose

... ...

[Shush, Ib, it's not your fault--]

... ... ...

...

[ooc: Fair warning, I'll be abusing hover text!]

needsteaplz

You do realize that a watched inbox never updates, right? Really, why not work on something else while you wait. I'm not your only active muse after all.

Look, I know things with Tenjou in this game didn't work as well as you hoped. Still, it would be a nice change of pace, I guess.

who_loved_everyone

I can do little but advise patience, Mundane. I can appreciate your diligence - though did present your application quite late, you put in an admirable effort - but you would do better to find something else to think about. Better yet, to do. I do not believe this counts as a distraction, as you are merely continuing to...

[He coughs quietly. Ahem.]

Yes, I am quite aware of my own feelings on the matter. [He can do that now. Wonderful, isn't it?] I will not deny that we are of a similar mind, but for all that you speak of pots and kettles, the clock carries on at the same speed as before.

It is the weekend! Relax as you can, and I will be reunited with my Princess soon...

[He's certainly comforting himself, a bit, too.]

awww_crap

No. No no. Oooooh no no no. You are not seriously thinking about sending me back to that madhouse are you?

Listen, I know some jackass said that “One person's craziness is another person's reality.” but I don't want that to be my reality. I'm quite happy with my own thank you without having to deal with the fact that I'm currently in your head. Can't you just leave me alone with my misery?

liugan

An interesting day it has been, indeed.

I've heard the phrase. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Yet I find it ill fitting as much as I find it not.

Little more needs to be said, writer. Patience, and patience, and patience again. Though at this point, one wonders the reason to even try anymore. Where does it all lead? What will we find?

Why waste the effort, when we simply fall back to the start once more, over and over again until we are naught but a fleeting memory?

notafurry

[This particular tall, rather imposing looking man doesn't do much for a while. He just stands in the vast void of Dear Mun, looking rather intently as his player. He's not much of a talker, but at least the forces that be are kind enough to give him captions.]

( Last Hellsing OAV spoilers. )

ganked

No, that's cool. You should totally stay up later when you have work at six in the morning just to get me more icons. I'll just chill here in your brain with my best friend while you sleep.

keepsthemsafe

...You let one of those things in here and I don't care what you say or do. It will get shot in the head.

And if it keeps gettin' up. I will keep shooting it in the head.

These things are not fixable. You cannot go give one a fucking hug and love it and have everything turn out okay. It ain't a god-damned dog! They fucking eat dogs!

...You want to even think 'bout picking up one of the walkers and writing for it that's fine. I won't even be mad about it.

Just be aware it ain't going to do anything for you because it's going to keep getting shot in the head.

youtriedstar

Illium without the expensive shoes, huh?

Great.

I guess if I deserved to go to hell, Omega would fit the bill well enough.

redeemable

Call it off, already.

Look, I get it. What's not to like, right? You've got good taste, but I'm not interested. Had enough of people deciding what was best for me, in case you've forgotten. So how about you go on back to that other guy and cut me some slack.

Not exactly free to just dick around right now, remember?

fotlenke

If you are finished listening to your "Move like Jagger" music for the fiftieth turn ...may we discuss your eagerness to make mine and Violet's lives harder? I think that you and Tate's mundane are over exaggerating on Tate's unwillingness to see reason. Certainly, he can think rationally.

Besides, I am capable to caring for myself. If he does attack me -- and I so very much doubt that he will -- then I am capable of fending for myself. I only worry that I may break his Midgardian body. They are very frail, of course...

webline

Hey.

Hey, Mundane.

Maybe you should actually pay attention to me instead of dragging me out because you're bored. I have important things to do like be the Ultimates' sidekick since me being on the team isn't good enough to actually have anything to do.

(Old complaints, I know.)

But while we're on the topic, I'll admit, I don't... dislike the kid. But you can get why I'm not really all for it yet, either. And I'm not telling him anything. At least, not until I'm ready.

But, you know. President Cap knows best and all.

The point is -- pay attention to me or I'll just lay around and play dead until you notice me.

I think we have issues.

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