Considering worldmart

[matriarchbartender]

...Retail?

Honey, don't you think I'm just a little overqualified?

Alright fine, but I still reserve the right to attach annoying customers to the ceiling.






Of course I'd try to get them down again.






Eventually.

Comments

[letteropener]

I don't think they're much considering level of qualification for these jobs.

[matriarchbartender]

No I know, they're just doing this for shits and g-

Holy fuck I'm talking to a horse.

[letteropener]

That may also be something you need to adjust to.

[matriarchbartender]

Please tell me I'm drunk off my ass.

And maybe more than a little high.

[letteropener]

Both of those may be true, but even so, I'm still quite real. And probably destined to be a fashion consultant, unless something else proves more amusing.

[matriarchbartender]

...

[You know what? She'll just roll with it. She's seen plenty of weird things in her life, she can deal.]

Okay so

How does a horse become a fashion consultant? You don't even wear clothes.

[letteropener]

We sometimes do. But I think my position will just be for laughs -- and the idea of me offering up T-shirts and sweaters with images that aren't quite as modern and relevant as the store believes.

[wellbangokay]

[Okay, the name and idea of such a game has his mun laughing.] I can endorse so many stores.

[shadow_sage]

And yet you scold me for talking tough.

[matriarchbartender]

Well, you're you and I'm me.

And I say that obnoxious people deserve to be stuck to the ceiling.

Not like it hurts them.

[If she ever catches you doing that you'll be in big trouble young lady.]

[shadow_sage]

Unless it's a tall ceiling, I can't imagine that making them less obnoxious.

[Though the thought of making the King sqwak a little as he dangled in the air dies bring a small smile to her face.]

Any idea what you'd be expected to sell?

[matriarchbartender]

[Don't you try to talk sense to her Liara.]

It'll certainly make me feel better.

Anyway, my mun says I'll probably be a cashier. Because that sounds like fun right?

I'll probably end up headbutting someone eventually. Hey, maybe I can show you how someday, it can be a real bonding experience.