Sorry Pitch.

[kingofnightmares]

Are you done making a fool of me, mun? I will not be made a fool of again in that blasted game. Do you understand?

I will not have my Nightmares and fearlings acting in such a way. [He purses his lips, crossing his arms tightly over his chest.]

I know my powers aren't completely back to normal there, but these 'videos' you keep having the network see is less than acceptable. The Boogeyman will not be made into a laughing stock.

We have work to do this month, mun. Best you keep up.

Comments

[neverleftbehind]

So you haven't found a girlfriend, yet?

[kingofnightmares]

[Not this child again.] ... No. I haven't found a girlfriend yet.

1/3

[neverleftbehind]

Maybe you should get one. My sister, Nani, always says one of her friends who's--

[neverleftbehind]

[leaning in...]

"high strung"--

[neverleftbehind]

--could use someone in her life to "chill her out".

[Nodding because Nani knows everything.]

[kingofnightmares]

I don't need to chill out. I'm just fine.

1/2

[neverleftbehind]

You sure don't seem chilled out to me.

[neverleftbehind]

You should come to Hawaii. We know how to chill.

[kingofnightmares]

No thanks. It's too bright there.

[neverleftbehind]

But we have hula.

[kingofnightmares]

So?

[neverleftbehind]

If you knew how to dance you wouldn't be so mad all the time.

[kingofnightmares]

Look. I don't need to dance. I don't need a girlfriend. I don't need anything right now of that nature.

I just want my mun to stop making me look like a fool.

[neverleftbehind]

But if she's just making you already do what you would do, aren't you just making yourself look like a fool?

[kingofnightmares]

I'm not acting like a fool! She's the one making me look like one with--

Oh nevermind! [He tosses his hands up in the air. See? This is why he doesn't directly come in contact with children all too often.]

[neverleftbehind]

So she made you have the hair cut that looks like a crows butt?


[She nods sympathetically]

That is tragic.

[kingofnightmares]

... Excuse me?

[neverleftbehind]

It wasn't that?

[kingofnightmares]

My hair doesn't look like that.

[AHEM.]

She made me look stupid by making my nightmares and fearlings have fun with my communicator. They filmed me while I was sleeping. [After some bending sessions of course, which is why he even slept in the first place.]

[neverleftbehind]

But everybody sleeps. How is that bad?

[kingofnightmares]

[Pitch frowns and looks to the side.]

There's nothing wrong with it. [Let's just say when he sleeps, it's never 'beauty sleep'.] They were having too much fun with the camera.

[neverleftbehind]

You should just do what Nani does and put things on high shelves so they can't reach them.


[Not like that worked all the time.]

[kingofnightmares]

I never had to treat them like children before. But I suppose that could work.

[neverleftbehind]

Are they your ohana?

[kingofnightmares]

My what?

[neverleftbehind]

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

[kingofnightmares]

No, they aren't part of my family. I have no family.

[neverleftbehind]

But everybody has to have an ohana.

[kingofnightmares]

Well I don't. I haven't for a very long time.

[neverleftbehind]

Aren't you lonely?

[kingofnightmares]

No. I'm not.

[Silly child. Why are you getting so sentimental with the Boogeyman?]

[neverleftbehind]

[She gets sentimental over fuzzy blue aliens who destroy her life okay?]

I'd get lonely.

Me and Nani were lonely after the accident.

[kingofnightmares]

[HE PURSES HIS LIPS INTO A THIN LINE. Oh gosh no. He doesn't know how to handle this kind of stuff with kids. Pitch sighs and holds down his hand, a small black horse, made of black sand, appears.]

I create these to... keep me company, you could say.

1/2

[neverleftbehind]

[Her faces lifts when she sees the small horse.]

Coooool.

[neverleftbehind]

[Whoops now she's scrambling reaching around into the pockets of her dress, until she pulls out a picture--]

I have Stitch!

[See that weird ugly blue fuzzball? YUP. STITCH.]

He's my dog.

[Riiiiiiiiiiight]

[kingofnightmares]

...That's a dog?

[What. No, that can't be. His head and... ears. What.]

1/2

[neverleftbehind]

Well, don't tell anyone, but he's actually an intergalactic criminal.

[neverleftbehind]

He was supposed to be exiled away from everyone else, but then he found us by accident. So I adopted him and he became a part of our ohana.

He was made to be bad, but really he wanted to be good.

[kingofnightmares]

[Ugh, he rolls his eyes and wrinkles his nose.]

How sweet.

[neverleftbehind]

Are you kidding? He destroyed my house!!

[kingofnightmares]

I was kidding.

[neverleftbehind]

And my sister lost her job! And Mr. Bubbles almost took me away!!

[SHES ON A ROLL. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PITCH.]

[kingofnightmares]

Okay. Okay. [He lifts his hands, oh dear Moon what, no. No.]

[neverleftbehind]

And to top it all off I almost didn't get Pudge his peanut butter sandwich that week!

[kingofnightmares]

...Pudge?

[neverleftbehind]

Pudge controls the weather.

[kingofnightmares]

Is Pudge some kind of... spirit?