WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF DRAVEN

[leagueofdraven]

Good to see you finally got some taste, kid. You finally decided to take Draven out for a spin. Haven't even picked me as a champion yet. Damn shame. No matter how bad you are, I make you look good. No one can even come close to my level of awesome.

This Santa Destroy place you're thinking of sending me... I approves. Seems like the type of place where I'd thrive. Then again, any place that's lacking me would be perfect. Though I'm not too keen of starting at the bottom of the totem pole. Draven's not any number other than #1.

On the other hand, nothing I like more than showing off why I'm the best in the world.

Some guys go where they please. Draven, however, pleases where he goes. If they're not, though, I'll just axe them why.

Get me some more icons, while you're at it. Not even a fully maxed out paid account can hold all the Draven you'll need to pull this off.

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[sinister_blade]

[Don't mind her standing there and staring at Draven. Her mind is trying to process all the shi-- I mean, stuff he just said.]

[leagueofdraven]

[And Draven takes it in, taking the time to pose for his adoring fans.]

It's what I'm here for.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz is snoring, pretending to be asleep. Because you're boring.]

[leagueofdraven]

[aaand there's a spinning axe in Fizz's general direction. Draven is not amused.]

Do I bore you, fish?

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz, of course, easily dodges the axe by jumping onto his trident. He giggles.]

You do that to everyone!

[leagueofdraven]

[and he catches his axe flawlessly, and throws out another towards him, doing a flashy little spin in the process.]

Everyone? Don't know who you've been talking to. As I said, Draven pleases where he goes. I've got looks, I've got charisma, I've got skills. How could anyone of my stature possibly be boring?

Just keep moving like that. Always liked a moving target. Makes my kill a little bit more special.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fiizz dodges that, too, backflipping off of his trident. He lands in a fighting pose.]

Blah blah blah. You say you're all that special, but all you're good for is FEEDING TIME!

[Draven, meet fish. Fish, meet Draven. Draven, meet Chomper. Chomper, meet Draven.]

[leagueofdraven]

[you know that scene in Peter pan right before Hook's eaten by the crocodile? Yeah. It's like that. Particularly because of course, Draven simply does not move out of the way of the shark, preferring to attempt to escape in the fanciest way possible. He tries to keep one leg on the shark's nose and one on its lower jaw. Though it's not as smooth as he hoped, he still manages to survive, alebit barely. FIZZ IS SO FED OMG SURRENDER AT 20 GGGGGGG]

I meant to do that.

[He dusts himself off a little, trying not to show that was at least very painful.]

[si_widowmaker]

Well, well, well. Look what Nidalee dragged in.

Sorry I couldn't not XD

[fearthewild]

I heard my name. What's going on?

Re: Sorry I couldn't not XD

[si_widowmaker]

*points at Draven*

[fearthewild]

..Oh, no... the axe wielder. His ego is so dreadfully overpowering, not to mention noisy. Maybe we should roughen him up a bit, then see if he still feels like #1.

[Even if there's a tone of malice Nidalee has a flirtatious air to her gaze, if there's claws to sharpen why not test them out on a fine specimen of a man?]

[si_widowmaker]

Make him bleed a little? Or a lot? I wonder if we could make him scream?

*Malicious and flirtatious are somewhat interchangeable for Evelynn, but the look on her face says she's willing to negotiate how much Draven enjoys this or not.*

[leagueofdraven]

Now now ladies, There's plenty of Draven for everyone.

[Draven simply loves this attention, especially because he thinks its more them falling for his charm and handsome looks.]

[si_widowmaker]

But is there enough of Draven to survive?

[leagueofdraven]

Guess that means you're implying I play second fiddle.

Or that I'd let her beat me.

Dead wrong on both of those accounts.

[si_widowmaker]

I don't think you'd 'let' her beat you... *Evelynn smirks.*

[universalrecipient]

Do leave the puns to someone compatible, would you, Executioner?

[leagueofdraven]

Don't worry. While one-liners and puns are all a part of showmanship, I'll leave the blood puns to you.

Wouldn't want any bad blood between us.

[universalrecipient]

[Oh. Is that how it's gonna be, Draven? Very well, then...]

Of course not, we wouldn't want such a thing to leak out, now would we?

[leagueofdraven]

Of course not. Though I think your efforts would be in vein.

[he is so going there. HE CAN WIN ANY WAR. INCLUDING PUN WARS.]

[universalrecipient]

[AW HELL NAW, MUSTACHE MAN. IT IS ON.]

Really, though - changing your gimmick so suddenly, that would certainly be a hard cell to your fans.

[leagueofdraven]

Draven's gotta keep the act fresh.

Gotta keep the fans bloodthirsty.