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[sk8ter]

Mun, is it? I have a bone to pick with you ...

[ A slow exhale. It's the calm before the storm, before he snaps, showing the anger that has been boiling in him this past month. ]

You really have some nerve ...PUTTING ME IN A PLACE LIKE THAT! WHERE I'LL HAVE TO -- H-HAVE TO --!!

[ He can't even say it! Why did he have to go to a sex game, of all games????? ]

Have you lived a long enough life? Do you really want to die that badly? Because when I find you, I'll seriously kill you!

[ virgins represent. ]

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[phatass]

[ ?? no idea where he is and what he's doing, but at least he finally found him! he raises a hand, palm facing him, urging him to stop. ]

Y-Yata-san!! Please calm down!

[ aren't you supposed to show the ladies some respect? ]

At least you're okay. I've been looking all over for you...!

[sk8ter]

Eh --? Kamamoto? [ Oh, that distracts him from his rage for a second. . .

But only a second. ]

How can I calm down? Do you know what kind of place I've been sent to?!!

[phatass]

O-oh. Well, yes... I think I've heard a thing or two about that place... But that's besides the point!

Don't let her get to you! Yata-san can make it through this too, even though I'm not there!

[ ... pause. ]

Yata-san, has your mother ever given you "The Talk"?

[yashirou]

But if you kill your mun, won't that kill you too, Mi-sa-ki~?!

[ GUESS WHO "learnt" of your name from Fushimi.... at least he's not saying it nearly as maliciously?? ]

shrieks 1/2

[sk8ter]

Mi -- [ hrrnk-! a pause, and it's calm. so calm, in fact, that it can only be a prelude for something else.

so calm ...

until something short-circuits. ]

[sk8ter]

Who the hell taught you --

AAH! IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU'RE REALLY ASKING FOR YOUR SKULL CRUSHED NOW!

[ are we really going to fight in d_m ]

[yashirou]

Oh! It was one of the Scepter4 guys --

-- Wait, I don't want to fight!!

[ ACTUALLY LOOKING PRETTY WORRIED NOW should he make a run for it -- ]

I was just saying you'd probably die too if you killed your mun, right?! Doesn't it make sense??

[ HE WAS ACTUALLY CONCERNED FOR YOU TOO come on Yata! ]

[sk8ter]

[ he doesn't need your concern, you homie-killing life ruiner

oh, he knows who. today is not your day, yashirou. on top of existing, you called him by his first name and mentioned fushimi in front of him. it's the trinity ... the trinity of yata rage.

sense?? what is sense when you're angry?? is it edible?? ]

You know, you really came at the right time ... It seems I'm not going to be able to reach my mun so easily! And that's a shame.

Why don't I just kill you instead??

[yashirou]

[ if sense was edible, Shiro would totally eat it -- ]

I don't want to die, either! --

-- Yatagarasu!?

[ LOOK HE EVEN SAID YOUR NAME RIGHT THIS TIME. ]

And... according to someone not me... [ namely, his mun ] it might not be that easy? To kill me. I don't really get what they mean, but --

[ at least he's given you a fair warning?! ]

[sacrilegious]

( laughing. )

Seriously, kiddo? I'm having a blast there.

What's your problem anyway, don't know how to talk to girls?

[sk8ter]

[ he gives a click of the tongue, and is about to retaliate with a 'who are you calling 'kiddo?'', when that second thing catches him by surprise --

and nails it on the head, pretty much. he averts his eyes. ]

That --! [ is true ] It's not like that!

[composure]

[ well, well, if it ain't Yata-chan~ ]

You'll have to what, exactly?

[ gon play dumb because come on yata you're nineteen you can tell your not!mom other boss what's up ]

[sk8ter]

[ mama ... help he needs an adult and totsuka and mikoto don't make the cut ]

I-I'll have to --! I'll have to ...

Kusanagi-san, you know what I'm talking about! [ so stop embarrassing him for the sake of it!!! ]

[composure]

[ is it because they're practically virgins themselves??? ]

Maybe.

[ eh, he shrugs, takes a drag of his cigarette. ]

My girl's tellin' me you should just say the word out loud considerin' it's a normal thing that every human of age does.

[sk8ter]

[ it's true ..... so true ...... ]

I-I know that! [ he's an adult too! ] 'Tch, fine! [ and he practically spits it out. ]

I'll need to sleep with someone to survive there, okay??

[ and he can't even talk to girls do you understand how balls deep in shit he is ... ]

[composure]

[ why are you surrounded by virgins??????????? ]

Good job! You finally said it. [ he'll... clap. because his little boy is all grown up-- wait ]

Do you have to sleep with a girl or a guy? Because either can probably work.

[sk8ter]

[ he gives a 'tch! at that clap. don't patronize him! you're lucky he likes you so much. . .

there's an incredulous look given at that statement. yeah, sleeping with either would work, but so what?

-- until the meaning finally seeps in, of course. eh?

eh???]

EH?? Y-You -- Kusanagi-san, are you suggesting I do it with a guy instead?! Impossible, I don't --

[ he doesn't like them that way! does he ?

NO!!! voice goes into a quickened whisper. ]

Can we please stop talking about this??

[composure]

[ trolling yata: mission complete ]

Well, you're going to that sort of place, isn't that sort of the point?

[sk8ter]

[ he loves you mama ... dont do dis ]

I-I-I -- I can't! [ he's shaking please stop. even if doing it with a guy sort of sounds easier in that less likely to get a heart attack way

-- NO!! HE LIKES GIRLS! EVEN IF HE CAN'T TALK TO THEM AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE ABLE TO TALK TO THEM! #why people die virgin ]

Absolutely can't! A hundred-times 'can't'!!

[ so how's he going to survive ... who knows tbh ]

[composure]

[ he loves you too but you're a big boy now!! but then he sighs and jeez, yata's shyness around girls is a real problem. here, have an innocent pat on the head ]

If you've got problems, you know you can come to me 'bout 'em, right.

[sk8ter]

[ he accepts that pat. it's true that he hasn't exactly had anyone to talk to about this ... there's totsuka, who would probably give him weird answers and confuse him further. (except when he doesn't give weird answers and gets serious on him, which tends to unsettle yata more.) and mikoto, who is out of the question completely.

he doesn't have a kusanagi where he is, either. he may not have the opportunity to talk to him again for a while. maybe this will be fine ..... ]

You'd be able to help me ...?

[composure]

[ Mikoto may be King, but he's not the one the members normally go to when they wanna talk about their problems. ]

'S long you're here.

[redbeans]

[yatagarasu, you're being very noisy today.]

"Have to'--?

[sk8ter]

[ he's the chihuahua you regret buying because he wont shut up

anyway, it's really crass to be talking about that sort of thing with a woman! (though, does awashima even count as a woman???) whether crass or not, he feels weird taking to a member of an enemy clan casually too, so -- ]

'KEH! It's none of your business, Right-Hand Woman of the Blue King!

[redbeans]

[izumo seems to think that she counts enough somehow.

still she. doesn't seem too fazed at being yelled at.]

You seemed quite irate [or at least more than normal]. I merely wanted to check what was wrong.